Chapter XXVI Urban Health
"Xiaoxing, wait a little longer, this bowl of chicken noodle soup will be ready. "Lying on the ground, Xiao Yu took out a handful of magic crystals that stored the fireball technique, stuffed it into a tightly sealed Mithril stove, and the special fire outlet controlled the temperature of the flame by itself, and a pot of fresh soup full of rich butter was simmering on the stove, and the aroma of ale and ginger juice also wafted out.www.biquge.info
"Brother, where did you find this chicken?"
"There was a cart outside loaded with wind chicken, bacon, and sausage pickles, so I brought one over." Xiao You replied, "It's just that the ingredients are not easy to find, they only have ale wine, and if there is a little millet brew, the taste will be even better." ”
"Brother, you weren't caught stealing the chickens, were you?" Xiaoxing said worriedly, "What if they suddenly break in and catch the stolen goods?" ”
"I'm sure these guys didn't even figure out the list of items, but what if they saw it, why do they say this chicken must be theirs?"
"Ah, ah, it smells so good!" The half-elf sniffed vigorously outside the window, "Xiao You, can you give me a bite of chicken soup to drink?" ”
A pebble flew out, immediately giving the governor an extra red envelope on his head, "Get out!" This is what my sister drank. ”
"Xiao You, don't be so excited." Olipas rubbed his head, "Now that your sister has woken up, you can come out and teach everyone how to do carpentry." ”
The second stone flew out, and the governor had another bag on his head, "Get out!" I have to take care of my sister. ”
"Xiao You, you're too disrespectful!" There was a violent stomping sound outside the door, "Assaulting a public official is an illegal act, and you will pay for your actions!" ”
The third stone went straight into his mouth, hitting the Governor with blood oozing from his gums, "Get out of here!" Minors are not criminally responsible. ”
"It's the fourth day, isn't it?" Xiaoxing asked softly, "Brother, I'm like this now, I can't help much in the past two days, how can I complete the task?" ”
"They are in full swing right now, and they really shouldn't touch the mold." Xiao You sighed and said, "I've seen it, that half-elf actually has a blood prince's mount, and now it's simply the left auspicious, the right god, the geography has feng shui, the education has totems, and the country's character is incredibly strong." ”
He served a bowl of steaming noodle soup, "Xiaoxing, you can rest in peace, it doesn't matter if ten days have passed, anyway, it will take some time to gather nine thousand high-grade magic crystals, and it will take more effort to infuse them with overtime spells, even if we can't complete the task, it won't affect the big thing." ”
Xiaoxing reached out to pick it up, but was held down by Xiaoyou, "Don't move, I'll feed you." ”
"Brother...... Xiaoxing's eyes flashed with tears, "You are so good to me." ”
"You're my sister," Xiao Yu said with a smile, "I'm not good to you, who are I going to be good to?" ”
"But why," Xiaoxing covered his face and sobbed, "You're not my own brother!" ”
"Xiaoxing, your feelings are so strange, in the romance novels I have read, the heroines of other people are shouting: Why are you my own brother!" Xiao Yu replied innocently.
"You bastard! It's not all because of you! Xiaoxing erupted emotionally again, "If it weren't for your perverted fetishes, would I have to send such an alternative emotion!"
"That, that, eat noodles, eat noodles." Xiao You hurriedly changed the topic, "Early love is not good, good children don't want these things." ”
"You're embarrassed to bring this kind of rotten noodles to me, it stinks badly and dies!" Xiao Xing knocked over the soup bowl with his hand, and the noodle juice suddenly splashed wet all over Xiao You's body.
"How is that possible?" Xiao Youdu stood still, looking confused, "After I plucked my hair, I soaked it in cold water for two hours, cut it into small pieces and soaked it for another hour, and then burned it with boiling water again, and all the fishy smell was exhausted, so I started to slowly stew the soup over low heat, how could it still smell?" ”
"Oh, the smell is coming from outside." He sniffed carefully in the air twice, "I should have thought that there are so many cattle squatting outside, eating and drinking everywhere every day, and of course the village is stinking. ”
"Brother......
"Xiaoxing, you wait, I'll let those uncivilized savages understand what hygiene is!" Xiao You slammed the door angrily, "I'll make you another noodle soup when I come back." ”
"Brother, in fact, I didn't smell anything at all," Xiaoxing buried his head, his voice was low and inaudible, "The noodle soup you made is so fragrant, it's just a little bit of a peculiar smell outside, and I can't know it...... I'm angry with you, all because—
"Why," the girl sobbed again, covering her face, "you're not my own brother!" ”
"Xiao You, you have finally figured it out, I am very pleased," the governor with a circle of gauze on his forehead tried to make a polite and virtuous corporal demeanor, "Come on, you all have to call Teacher Xiao You, he is an expert in carpentry, this level of craftsmanship, well, in the village is second only to me." ”
"Lord Governor," Xiao Yu suppressed his anger, "didn't you say that you wanted to make this the capital of the principality, so shouldn't everything be done according to the rules of the big city?" ”
"Of course, of course, it serves as the political, economic, cultural, trade, and tourist center of the principality...... It will become a great city with a population of one million, a vast area, admired from all directions, and respected by all over the world, and it will be a famous historical city that has left an important chapter in the history books. ”
"So, have you seen a famous city where the citizens are convenient on the streets?" Xiao You pointed to the "legacy" all over the ground, "The local area is now a city, not a rural area!" ”
"Alas, Brother Xiaoyou, in fact, I am also worried about this." The governor shook his head and said, "There is no smell of dung, where is the smell of grains, I know that it is a waste of fertilizer to be abandoned everywhere, and I can't bear it......"
"But, I have everything in these cars, but I haven't found the toilet kettle," the half-elf sighed, his face very annoyed, and when the prince on the other side heard this, he immediately kicked his hooves and gulped out.
"Alright, alright, I didn't mean to discriminate against you...... It's just called the net bucket, really, a title should be so careful. The Governor turned his head and continued to explain to Xiao You, "This shows that even a high-intelligence person like me with a clear mind and clear thinking will occasionally make mistakes. Why don't you make us a horse, uh, a bucket? ”
“…… Bring me saws, axes, chisels, wires, and paint. Listening to Xiao You's request, the governor hurriedly ordered a few camel men to do so. The blue-robed boy rolled up his sleeves and waved his tools with both hands, and a wooden barrel was quickly hooped, then painted inside and out, quickly dried with low-level fire, and then brushed with another layer. After repeatedly drying the oil brush ten times, Xiao You kicked the barrel, "It's done, it will definitely not leak, take it and use it." ”
"Mm-hmm, it's really sturdy and beautiful." The half-elf held the new bucket and sniffed it again, "No wonder people say that the freshly brushed toilet bowl is fragrant." ”
"Shaman, we want one too." The people of the tribe looked at it with greed.
"Well, little brother, please make one for everyone," said the shaman, with a smile on his face, "and after having this thing, I promise never to let them do it anywhere again." ”
"You're all big guys, I'm going to do it according to your size, when is it going to happen?" Xiao You pointed to a few wine barrels in the distance, "Don't you have a lot of ale wine, just move the empty barrels that have been drunk directly to use, isn't it?" ”
"That's a good idea," the shaman nodded in praise, "you can go find an empty barrel to use, and now everyone will share it for the time being, and when the wine is all drunk, make sure that everyone has one." ”
"I'm going to have a stomach problem now," and with the permission of his superior, a camel man immediately strode to an empty bucket, and eagerly lifted the lid of the bucket and sat down on it. Then there was a creaking sound, and the whole barrel twisted a few times, like a flattened balloon finally bursting, and there was a loud popping sound.
"Huh?" The shaman's eyes widened, "Luo Qiqi, you're too heavy!" ”
"Shaman, we are such a body, such a weight, there is no way."
"That, Brother Xiaoyou, please think of a way." The half-elves had no choice but to turn to the coopers again.
"You can attach material enhancement spells to these barrels."
"This, shaman spells don't have a permanent enhancement effect, so it's still inconvenient."
"Kouhu, protection is not my specialty, and I can't cast a permanent effect of strengthening spells, so I can't drag my sister off the hospital bed, right?" Xiao Yu thought to himself and sighed, "Okay, I'll redesign a plan and make it into a long low basin shape, you don't have to sit on it, you can't crush it if you squat." ”
"Great," said the camels, who were very happy, "we still think it is convenient to squat, and we are really not used to sitting." ”
"Standard barbarian!" Xiao You cursed in his heart, took a deep breath, and concentrated on re-devoting himself to the carpentry business.
“…… Seventy-five...... Eighty-five ...... Ninety-five...... "Although Xiao You's skills are skillful and he is like flying, he still has to make hundreds of wooden basins at once, which still exceeds the physical limit of the boy's thin body, and after he has painted and dried all the wooden basins ten times, his two arms are so red and swollen that he can hardly lift them up anymore.
In addition to the ninety-nine camel people, one of the hundred pots made was reserved for the chieftain. As for the three wolf-headed men, they were much more sturdy and light than the camel people, and they could go directly to the empty wine barrels.
"Now everyone has a share, there are a lot of them, and they are no longer allowed to pull outside in the future."
"Of course, Shaman." Then some of the nimble people asked, "When the pot is full, where are we going to pull it?" “
"Well, let's go and dig a big and deep pit next to the field, and you'll all fall there in the future."
Listening to the shaman's instructions, a group of camel men rushed over with shovels and hoes to dig a pit, and it was not long before a huge square trench had begun to take shape.
Xiao You rested for a while, and also came over to watch them dig a pit, suddenly he thought of two things, and hurriedly found the half-elf, "This pit must not be in the open air, after digging, you make a few wooden planks and cover it." ”
"Of course, of course, I don't like smelling either." Olipas nodded repeatedly, "Your suggestion is very good, I completely agree. ”
"Also, those things that are left everywhere outside, you also tell them to collect them and throw them here."
"Of course, of course, those are also fertilizers, and they can't be wasted." Olipas continued to nod, "Your suggestion is good, I completely agree. ”
"Whew-" Xiao Youchang let out a long breath, finally felt a lot more comfortable, and decided to go back to the house to take care of his sister.
"Lord Shaman," a camel man who was digging suddenly turned around, "I want to ask, since this is a pile of fertilizer, can we go directly to this place to pull it?" ”
"That's fine," replied the shaman, though slightly strangely, "but why don't you use a toilet if you have one?" ”
"We thought that if we pulled it into the basin, we would end up in the pit, so it would be better to run over and pull it directly, and save more trouble."
"Well, well, you have a point, it's really easy and troublesome to come here directly." The half-elf nodded repeatedly, "This suggestion you made is very good, I completely agree. ”
"My lord, that wooden basin is useless to us, so we don't want it."
"Nonsense, this is made by Teacher Xiaoyou, how can you not want it!" The governor suddenly became angry, "Who said it was useless, can't you use it as a footbath?" …… Eh, that, I said Brother Xiaoyou, why is your face so bad? ”
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