Behind the village there was the sound of shovels and digging, and large swaths of clay and hard earth were piled up to the mouth of the cave, and soon a long mound of earth stretched out, even higher than the roofless house where the little brothers and sisters lived. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"How deep do you have to dig these skeletons before you want to stop?" Looking at the mound of earth that kept lengthening and heightening like a crazy growth, Xiaoxing couldn't help but be speechless.

"Our place has been dry for 10,000 years, the soil layer is hard, and the geological structure is very conducive to building an underground palace, but the excavation is too laborious." Xiao You said, "But if the undead are used as the construction team, they don't need to eat, drink, or sleep, they don't feel tired, and they don't feel lazy, no matter how big the underground palace is, it's a matter of time or time." ”

"Isn't it amazing, the dragon and the dungeon sounds imposing, what are you a cow and a dungeon?"

"Actually, the Minotaur was originally the engineer of those Dragon City." Xiao You told her sister, "The habit of dragons is to find a cave and sleep, since they found that the minotaurs who came to this world have a talent for building underground palaces, they like to catch a few to be foremen to improve their living conditions." ”

"Is there any benefit to living underground?"

"There are many advantages of building a dungeon, the first is that the temperature of the underground is stable, not affected by the surface, it is warm in winter and cool in summer all year round, there is no need to burn coal for heating in the cold zone, and there is no need to move ice to cool down at the equator; The second is that the food is easy to preserve, the temperature difference in the ground is very small, and it is easy to hide and seal deeply, so that it is not harmed by hot days and heavy rains, and is not disturbed by rats, wolves, insects, and pigs; The third is to save materials, no need to consume too much wood, stone and bricks to repair the top of the wall, as long as digging into interconnected tunnels, set up some simple latches to move in. ”

"With so many benefits, why is it that in the legend, dungeons are called home to evil creatures?"

"To put it simply, the brave crusade against the evil dragon will naturally be under the banner of justice." Xiao You smiled and said, "A piece of land, there are tunnels under it, or there is an underground water flow close to the surface, it is a great evil, although the dungeon is a beautiful home for its residents, but it greatly affects the ground feng shui, the so-called underground palace creatures are evil streams, it should be because of this." ”

"Ah, brother, no! If they dig underground like this, will it destroy Feng Shui? Xiaoxing got anxious, "We still have to use this land to grow peaches." ”

"Don't worry, I told you, the pattern of this place is 'turning things around', which can turn evil into good and turn losses into profits." Xiao You said without hurrying, "And here is a country with ox heads on the ground and underground, and there are totems to help guide him, and his tunnel structure will not hinder the momentum of feng shui." ”

"Oh, brother, I suddenly thought of a good way to accomplish our mission." Xiaoxing clapped his hands happily, "This minotaur went to dig a tunnel, he was completely digging his own grave." ”

"Xiaoxing, what do you have in mind?"

"While the bull was underground, we used an earthquake spell to collapse the area and bury him alive!" Seeing that Xiao Yu didn't respond, Xiao Xing pursed his lips, "Brother, don't look at me with such innocent eyes, I know you want to say that I'm not a mage, but I can release magic by inviting the great god." ”

"Xiao Xing," Xiao Yu gently touched her head, "I forgot to tell you that the underground palace has another good advantage: unlike most people's imagination, underground buildings are actually more earthquake-resistant than above-ground houses. Of course, as long as you can cast a forbidden spell-level earthquake, you can completely collapse this area by a few hundred feet, but the feng shui pattern we bothered to create will also be destroyed. ”

"Then let's change the way," Xiaoxing rolled his eyes, "As the saying goes, a single tree does not make a forest, and a single filament does not make a thread." Since the big bull is digging a pit, let's seize the opportunity to cut off his wings on the ground first, pull out his minions, exterminate his subordinates, and become his little brother......"

"Good! I didn't expect my dear sister to be so bright and decisive," Xiao Yu gave a thumbs up, "You go first, I'll cover!" ”

"You cowardly, cowering bastard! How dare you let your innocent, lovely, kind, pure, weak, helpless, and harmless sister do such a dangerous thing, let me die! Xiaoxing grabbed his brother's neck and roared.

Outside the window, night had fallen, and the Governor was very pleased with the toil and industriousness of his people, and happily beckoned them to dinner.

Two thin figures quietly sneaked out of the door, slowly approaching the crowd of diners.

"If the other side is large in number and based on the premise of security, what is the most effective way to deal with them?" Shadow Armor asked.

"Obviously, the Psychic Attack Spell is the most appropriate," Shadow B replied, "Shock can make them panic, Enchantment can make them delirious, Chaos can make them kill each other, and Berserk and Bloodlust can make them happier the more they hurt themselves...... It is the best way to solve the problem without a bloody sword and a sword without sheathing. ”

"Oh, then look at me, Miss Ben is not comparable to the wild elves who can only have a few innate spells, with the level of my legendary spellcaster, even if it is not my special magic system, it is not something that these stupid orcs can resist."

"Before eating, I want to teach everyone to sing a song, which is a song handed down by our ancestors, which can make us have a good appetite, eat what is fragrant, and can also protect our teeth, help digestion, and beautify our face...... Come, sing with me. The shaman led everyone to begin the pre-dinner praise of the ancestors.

"Xiaoxing, don't you still cast spells, these guys are only concerned about singing now, and they don't notice you at all." Shadow B urged.

"Brother, didn't you see, I'm so tired that I can't straighten my waist?" Xiaoxing complained, "I have released hundreds of mind-blasting group spells in one go, and all the mana has been exhausted, and even three days of sleep may not be able to make up for it." ”

"Ah, let me see." Xiao You carefully observed the crowd again, "They are singing this...... The tribe praises the song of the ancestors, and when it sings, it forms an overall link with the ancestral souls in the totem, forming a super spiritual resistance. Xiaoxing, you are tantamount to casting a spell on an artifact, and naturally it has no effect. ”

"Brother, I'm not lucky to carry it like this, right?" Xiaoxing suddenly felt like crying without tears.

"Unfortunately, you are." Xiao You hurriedly calculated again, "Oh no, Xiaoxing, all your spiritual attacks have been reflected back, and they have all acted on you, are you okay?" ”

"Did you just find out now?" Xiao Xing's teeth chattered, "Fortunately, I majored in the healing faction, and I used several ultimate medical spells, plus the support of several super-grade magic crystals, so I didn't fall down immediately." ”

"Xiaoxing, let's hurry back to the house, you need the best care now."

"No way!" Angry Xiaoxing gritted his teeth, "I'm going to take this breath no matter what!" Brother, you must give me a way, kill them quickly! ”

“…… Well, in order to vent my dear sister's anger, I had to use the murderous artifact that I have always treasured and never willing to use easily, which can be called an antidote to the seven-step soul-snatching soul and rotting the stomach and turning the rotten corpse into bones! ”

"Ah, brothers, today is the first time we have eaten together, and in the future, we will be accomplices in fighting knives, robbing gold, burning houses, and going to prison together, let's drink this bowl of wheat bar together!" After the compliment, the half-elf immediately beckoned everyone to open their glasses.

"To the Shaman!" The camel people raised their bowls to Olipas.

"Shaman, please wait a minute!" A wolf-headed man suddenly stood up and stuck out his nose to sniff in the air.

"Wolf Armor, what are you doing here?"

"Lord Shaman, when our brothers used to eat cattle and sheep in the grassland, we dealt with those herdsmen every day. What kind of giant repeating crossbows, steel traps with bait, and fierce poisons wrapped in fresh meat are they trying to deal with us...... Everything is done, so our brothers are now used to checking food for poison before eating. Rest assured, as long as it is a poison used by humans, it will not escape the nose of our brothers. ”

"Do you need to be that troublesome?" The shaman pointed to the totem indifferently, "See, with the blessing of your ancestors, even if you are poisoned, I can resurrect you!" ”

"Shaman!" Wolf Armor did not back down, "Since you have ordered our brother to be your personal soldier, we must be responsible for your life safety." ”

"Looks like I don't have a chance to poison myself." Seeing this, Xiao Yu shook his head and retreated.

"Brother, why isn't your poison colorless, tasteless, formless, and substantial!" Xiaoxing complained in a low voice of dissatisfaction.

“…… If there is such a poison, will there still be living things in this world? Even the gods are poisoned to death. ”

"I don't care!" Xiao Xing covered his stomach with one hand, and shook Xiao You's shoulder desperately with the other, "If you can't poison them, you will change the way, you must kill them, even if you only kill that half-elf!" ”

"Okay, okay, although my skills have been degraded for many years, I don't necessarily lose to the guys here in hand-to-hand combat." Xiao Yu pulled out a shiny dagger from his boots, "Later, when they eat and disperse, I'll sneak into the back of the governor and shaman and give him a gorgeous backstab!" ”

"Brother, you're so nice!" Xiaoxing was so moved that he sighed, "I must take a good look at the scene where you showed off your skills, and I will always remember it in my heart." ”

"Alas," Xiao Yu was a little frustrated, "you can remember, but don't tell this matter, I am a legendary great prophet, and I actually don't know how to learn the most despicable thieves to do anything * sneak attack, sneak attack, sneak attack, the object is still a fragile half-elf who is not an adult." If this thing leaks out, my positive image and good reputation in the legendary world will be gone, and it will be impossible to have a girlfriend in the future. ”

"When you're full of wine and food, let's disperse." Olipas wiped his mouth and drunkenly issued an order to disband.

"Lord Shaman, where are you going to sleep at night, our brother will help you over."

"I've always slept in the first carriage, and I can't sleep in another place."

"That's just right, we also thought of the carriage where you are still sleeping, and we have already cleaned your bed in advance."

"Ah, I didn't expect you to be so careful." The half-elf burped with great satisfaction, "I'm very impressed that you are all good boys. ”

"He's in the carriage." Xiao You saw the shaman get into the car from a distance, "Xiaoxing, you hold on here, I only need a little time, and I will come back to take care of you immediately." ”

"Boom!" In the dark night, there was a strange sound that was crisp and loud.

"What's that sound?" The half-elf asked, rubbing his eyelids in confusion.

"Shaman," replied Wolf Armor outside the car, "we have set up several traps on the periphery of the carriage to protect your safety. ”

"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Watching Xiao You limp back to the same place, Xiao Xing's face turned pale with fright, and he just wanted to perform a healing spell on his brother, when suddenly the sky swirled in his mind, and the spirit attack technique of the backlash was in full swing, and his body fainted softly.

When Xiaoxing opened her eyes again, the bright sunlight was gently spilling into her eyes, making her dazzle again.

"Xiaoxing, are you awake?" Xiao You happily ran to her side and gently shook her hand, "I calculated that you would be fine in three days, but I still didn't dare to rest assured, and now that you have really woken up, it's really good." ”

"Brother, I'm fine." Xiao Xing looked at Xiao You's bloodshot eyes, and tears rolled in his eyes, "Silly brother, you waited for me like this for three days and three nights?" ”

"As long as my dear sister is okay," Xiao Yu smiled indifferently, "If anything happens to you, how can I explain it to my sister?" ”

"Brother, how are your feet?" Xiaoxing suddenly remembered his injury, and hurriedly sat up to look at his injured foot.

"It doesn't matter, the bleeding has stopped a long time ago, it's just that it's still a little uncomfortable to walk." Xiao Yu still smiled and said, "Alas, I'm really useless, the legendary Great Prophet actually went to assassinate an underage half-elf, *just*, his assassination actually failed, failure failed, he actually broke a leg." If this is leaked out, his positive image and good reputation will be gone, and it will be impossible to have a girlfriend in the future......"

"Brother! Brother! Xiao Xing threw himself into Xiao You's arms, slapped his chest hard, and couldn't hold back his tears anymore, "You big fool! Did you know, actually...... People have liked you for a long time! ”

Xiao You's face froze suddenly, Xiao Xing didn't dare to look up, but heard his heartbeat getting faster and faster, and his body temperature getting higher and higher.

"Xiaoxing—" the girl's tender face blew fiery breath, "We, aren't we not related by blood?" ”

"Great!" Xiao Xing hurriedly raised his head, his face full of happiness, "Brother, you have finally figured it out!" Then let's start this relationship quickly! ”

"I mean, because we don't have a real blood relationship between us, I can't feel the pleasure of forbidden love," Xiao Yu touched his hair embarrassedly, "It's just a love in the name of a brother and sister, it's a self-deception." ”

A meteor streaked across the sky, and the angry little star threw a heavy punch, "Die!" You incest control !! ”

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