In the distance, a golden pumpkin cart pulled by two mules slowly drove over. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

A man in the car held a gorgeous monocular and looked at the almost demolished novice village.

I saw a person flying from the sky, shouting, "I can't describe it!! Then he turned around in the air two hundred and fifty degrees, landed on the ground with his face on the ground, and landed gorgeously beside the golden pumpkin carriage.

"Yo, isn't it impossible to describe the old uncle, what's wrong?" I saw that the man driving the pumpkin carriage was wearing a high top hat, small Western eyes with one eye, a small mustache and goatee curled up at the end, and a furry fur that was worth a lot at first glance. He put away his ornate monoculars.

"Oops! Isn't this a novice guide who can't be described! What can't be described in the novice village can't be described! Here are three that can't be described, can't be described! So what can't be described can't be described! ”

"Ahh The novice guide stared at the old uncle who couldn't describe the flat face that had been slapped by the ground from the ground, and sighed: "Thank you for appearing in just over half a chapter, and you have changed the most frequent word in the book from the name of the protagonist to can't be described, I said, you can't describe the old uncle, which means you haven't been able to take the novice well?" No, I haven't been a novice for more than half a year, where are three novices popping up? It's okay, it's another reason to apply for a subsidy... By the way, can't you describe the old man, are you ready to accept the punishment? ”

I can't describe that the old man trembled, snot and tears: "Spare me!" Don't use the parts you can't describe below the waist, and you can't describe me! Then he reached out and covered the chrysanthemum and cocked his ass.

I saw the novice guide get off the golden pumpkin carriage: "I can't describe it, but my body still takes the initiative to." I saw that the novice guide patted the dust on his hands, carefully adjusted the position between himself and the old man who could not be described, and then took out a piece of toilet paper from his butt pocket.

"Don't look at indecent things... I can't describe it, I can't describe it! This book has to be banned if it can't be described! "I can't describe the old man trembling and waiting for the severe pain to come.

"Don't be afraid, it's going to be cool." The novice guide comforted him and raised his right leg high.

"This time you can't describe the kick of your left buttocks, okay?" I can't describe the old man looking back and crying.

I saw that the novice guide kicked on the right buttocks of the uncle, who could not describe the old man, and flew out, and then he bent down to polish his shoes with the toilet paper.

"Ahh Still the right ass that can't be described! You can't describe bullying my right buttocks and have hemorrhoids that can't be described, right? Kicking the right ass that can't be described every time!! "I can't describe the old man's tears in the sky and turned into a star.

"Nima pits daddy!!" I saw three neat roars coming from the straw pile on the side of the road, and Xuanxuan, Lu Xiu, Xiu, and Ji Xueba jumped out together: "Nima can't describe it for so long, but it just can't be described and kicked his butt with hemorrhoids!! ”

"Is the part below the waist that can't be described a tm foot!! Xuanxuan's first sentence.

"Do you know how much physical strength we spent so quickly from the village ambush to the straw pile to see the scene you can't describe!! Lu Xiuxiu second sentence.

"Nima, did you delay me from doing the question!!" Ji Xueba's third sentence.

"No. Three. Sentence. Spit. Trough. Weak explosion. The novice guide ran his mustache with the two fingers of his right hand, and when he reached the end, the beard naturally curled back, and he rolled several rolls to return to his original shape.

"It is known that it is impossible to describe that the old man was kicked away! Fly out of a parabola! Find the equation for the parabola! Xuanxuan roared at Ji Xueba, who was unsuccessful.

I saw Ji Xueba's eyes glow like a hungry wolf: "It's challenging!" It's all unknown! I like it! Then he took out his ballpoint pen from his pocket and lay on the ground and began to calculate.

The novice guide almost didn't look up: "Can I wipe this too!" ”

"Death to the thief Sparta! You're weak! Lu Xiuxiu agreed.

"The thief dies and the righteous gesture scratches him Spartan!" The novice guide replied: "We, the novice village, must select qualified novices who can save the world before we can release you from the novice village!" The selection process was as rigorous as the Spartan city-states were to select their able-bodied babies! For those who are not qualified in the slightest and do not meet the standards, we can only advise you to delete the number and not continue to play, you can't bear the responsibility of saving the world! The muscles are not strong enough, the mind is not flexible enough, the personality is not good enough, the body is not sexy enough, the eyes are not big enough, the ass is not round enough, the chest is not plump enough, the waist is not slender enough, the legs are not attractive enough, the hair is long enough, the family is not rich enough, the account is not good enough, and the grade is not enough! No further ado! The Saiyan profession can go directly! The local tyrant profession needs to pay 10,000 soft girl coins before it can be released! ”

"Ask!" Lu Xiuxiu raised his hand: "Is it all nonsense that so many standards have been said above?" What about the turtle profession? ”

"Nani !!" The novice guide's glasses jumped off the bridge of his nose: "Turtle? How did you get through the blacksmith level? How did you get through the village chief's level? How did you manage to change careers? ”

"My profession is really turtles." Lu Xiuxiu said.

The novice guide frowned and went to inquire about Lu Xiuxiu's information: "I'll wipe it!" It's really a turtle profession! Congratulations on becoming the fifth player in the game's history to successfully turn into a turtle and not die yet! ”

"Ahh Lu Xiuxiu muttered: "So, how can we get out of the novice village?" ”

"The Novice Village is surrounded by countless beginner monster slimes, they are congested with roads, and killing them to reach a certain number will leave the Novice Village." The novice guide picked up his glasses and carefully wiped the dust on them: "In addition, you are one of the only two people who have been alive so far, and the other three have been eaten by slimes." ”

"What??? Can you pit a little more? Lu Xiuxiu was indignant and dissatisfied: "How did the local tyrant and Saiyan profession get out?" ”

"Saiyans can fly, but slimes can't fly. It's good that the local tyrant is on my pumpkin carriage, do you see the lights on my carriage? He yawned and pointed to a sparkling carved old-fashioned horse lantern at the front of the carriage and showed off: "The name of this lamp is Slime Retreat, and the slime will automatically retreat ten meters when it sees its light... Scold... Owe... He yawned heavily: "Speaking of which, what profession do the other two people have?" It shouldn't be a turtle, so let's pay the money. ”

Suddenly, it was dark, and the smell of straw filled the nostrils of the novice guide: "Huh? He asked with a humming voice.

Xuanxuan's voice came from outside: "Thank you for the carriage and lantern, I accepted it." ”

While Lu Xiuxiu was talking to him, Xuanxuan took out a coarse cloth sack next to her from the straw pile that had just been ambushed, and secretly went around behind the guide, buckled up a ** bag, and when it was finished, she tripped and tied the sack and kicked it into the drainage ditch on the side of the road: "It's over." ”

Lu Xiuxiu was dumbfounded.

"Which world are you new to!! How can there be a !! to fight NPCs What tasks NPCs come up with, and whatever conditions they make, do you have to endure them!! Assaulting NPCs and plundering NPC finances is a violation ... I don't have regulations to protect the rights and interests of NPCs!! No, you can't attack NPCs at all!!。。。 The roar of a novice guide was heard in the gutter.

"Little Xiuzi! Laben Palace out of the novice village! Xuanxuan sat down on the soft seat of the pumpkin carriage and happily picked up the novice guide's refreshments.

"Wow!" Lu Xiuxiu began to drive the mule without shame, and suddenly found Ji Xueba, who was still pleading on the ground and begging not to describe the old man flying away the parabola: "Don't do it!" Get in the car first! Then he picked up his inscription and straw paper from the ground and threw them into the car, and Ji Xueba followed and jumped into the car.

"Ahh Someday! The world will surrender to me - at the feet of Luciuthius v Britannia! ”

"Haha." Xuanxuan leaned back comfortably in the seat, looking at the clean scenery and blue sky outside the carriage window, and smiled happily all summer.

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