Alas, a vulgar setting, a vulgar beginning, a vulgar plot. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xuanxuan shook the water in her hand, then walked back and took out the kitchen knife of Naga Twelve and tried to pry out a gold brick, when she put the kitchen knife on it, she found that the thing was only gilded on the surface, and then she despised the pyramid for a few glances before turning around and leaving.

Speaking of which, I still feel that my hands are not clean, and after being touched by that thing, I feel that my whole hand is defiled, oh my God, if I am a cleanliness addict, I will have to go crazy. Xuanxuan thought so, and washed her hands again as she passed by the river.

Shook the water, and handed over a few pieces of toilet paper next to him.

"Thank you." She took the toilet paper, wiped her hands, and then reacted, where did the toilet paper come from? Turning her head, she saw Lu Xiuxiu standing next to her.

“。。。 How did you get back. ”

"The turtle class has the most powerful mental power and magic resistance in the whole class, and its psychological endurance is extremely strong! Thieves die to righteous Sparta! Lu Xiuxiu raised his spear and round shield and shouted.

"Concisely translated, it's a two-skin face." Xuanxuan walked ashore from the river, turned around and kicked him into the river.

Speaking of which, how do you get out of the novice village of this turtle? Xuanxuan was thinking as she walked towards the village, and Lu Xiuxiu behind her really lived up to her professional characteristics and chased after her.

"Are you two novices who can't be described?" Passing by a farmhouse, an old man asked in a trembling voice.

"Hmmm... Probably. ”

"I'm here too, but no matter what I say that can't be described, he just ignores me, please show me." The old man said this, Xuanxuan thought about it and followed the old man in, and Lu Xiuxiu's guards generally followed.

I saw that it was still a familiar room, and there was a person sitting cross-legged on the bed, that person looked ordinary, and he couldn't pull it out of the heap of people, the biggest feature was that he had a pair of thick eyes, a pen in his mouth, and the end of the pen in his mouth was bitten miserably, and there was a shocking 18-year college entrance examination 25-year mock mathematics question sea on his knees.

"No matter how much I explain the setting and the beginning, this player who can't describe just ignores me... What to do, is this stupid? The old man said distressedly.

Xuanxuan stared at him carefully for a while, then stretched out her hand to block the position he was staring at on the sea, the person suddenly hit her hand to the side quickly, the movement was so fast that she could hardly see her arm moving, Xuanxuan squatted on the ground holding the beaten painful hand: "Ah。。。。。。 ”

"What are you doing! Who do you dare to fight? Lu Xiuxiu slowly put the spear in front of the man's forehead, the sharp tip of the spear stabbed him in the head, and the blood flowed down, the man didn't realize it, Lu Xiuxiu was stupid, so he took the spear back.

"Let's go!" Xuanxuan said this angrily, covering her hand that was beaten and hurting.

"Don't! If you can't complete the task of guiding a novice, the novice guide will do something to me that can't be described with the parts below his waist that can't be described! The old man said tremblingly, and stopped at the door weakly: "Saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, please don't let that indescribable thing happen again!" ”

“。。。 How indescribable you are... Speaking of which, I'm a little curious about what I can't describe. Xuanxuan held her chin.

"Don't!" The old man burst into tears: "After the things that can't be described can't be described, the book that can't be described will be harmed after they appear, and the things that can't be described are treated as forbidden books and can't be described!" ”

"Are you sure you don't have a mouth fetish? Why do I feel that your mouth is just not described? Xuanxuan helped her non-existent glasses.

Suddenly there was an excited voice behind him: "I've solved it!! The equation for a circle is x^2+y^2-4rxcos&-4rysin&+3r^2=0

！ ”

"Huh?" Old Man Xuanxuan and Lu Xiuxiu both turned their heads and stared at the goods holding the sea of questions.

"Huh?" The thing maintained a cheering posture, but his expression froze, and he looked at the three people in front of him: "Where is this?" Why am I here? ”

“。。。 You've been sitting here for more than half an hour... The old man's tears are still rampant.

"Well, these don't matter, do you have any straw paper? I ran out of straw paper when I first calculated. The creature waved his hand and began to prepare for the next siege.

"Wait!" Xuanxuan hurriedly pulled the sea of dead and thick questions before he entered the state: "Stop me!" Don't write it! Why is this thing so important? ”

"Of course, it's very important." He raised his head and looked at Xuanxuan, then felt a lot of pain in his forehead, touched it with his hand, took it down and covered his hands with blood, and when he was done, he leaned back and died.

“。。。。。。” Xuanxuan and Lu Xiuxiu looked at each other.

"Out... There is a human life that cannot be described!! The old man howled and rushed out.

“。。。 I really didn't kill it, I just poked it gently, gently, gently... Lu Xiuxiu's voice was trembling.

Xuanxuan picked up the water scoop, scooped out a scoop of water from the tank and splashed it on the face of the goods: "Eighty percent of the blood is just faint." ”

"Poof!" The goods got up, and their eyes were round: "Blood!" I see blood! The goods only felt a chill in front of him, and a kitchen knife of Ruicai Qiantiao was forced in front of him: "Don't howl!" How did you get here! Be honest! ”

He looked at the kitchen knife and shuddered: "That... I'm a person who has lost the meaning of life after the college entrance examination.,So I burned incense on the balcony and worshiped the Buddha to pray for a new meaning of life.,But I was too bored to take out my most precious question sea to entertain.,After doing a question, I found myself running here.。。。 ”

I'm so disappointed... After all, I still haven't figured out why I'm here. Xuanxuan put down the kitchen knife, it's okay, it's so hot that day, and her own home...

"Speaking of which, when I was forced to go out to clean the computer, I met an antique old man, who said that there was a world of my own in this head, and I was ready to get me here." Lu Xiuxiu held his chin thoughtfully.

Quaint old man?

"Hello, my surname is Ji, and my name is Xueba." The creature held out his hand to shake hands.

。。。 Do you understand how Xueba is trained? Start small! Start with the name from the family register!

"Hello, I'm Lu Xiu v Britannia." Lu Xiuxiu stretched out his hand and shook hands with him.

"It's not scientific, what country is your name?"

"It's up on your own, be domineering." Lu Xiuxiu showed a mouthful of big gold teeth: "Do you need to come up with a domineering name?" I'll help you up! ”

"There's a person who can't be described in it, and I can't describe it!" There was a shout outside, and in an instant, countless villagers came out from all directions without knowing where they came from, and put their heads into the window, and the doors all came in to watch, and they just saw the scene of Ji Xueba and Lu Xiuxiu shaking hands.

"Oooh oh !!" There was a roar outside: "Novices are so bold!" The years of burning feelings! ”

"Isn't it! Huh? Woke up? What can't be described just now happened that can't be described! ”

"Oooh oh !!"

"You honestly tell me what happened that you can't describe!" Xuanxuan pointed angrily at the old man.

"It's like that, you can't describe it, you can't describe it!" The old man stared at the tragic situation in front of him: "The temper that can't be described, the heroine can't describe, can't describe!" The villagers are indescribable and indescribable! The heroine ran in front of me that couldn't be described, and I couldn't describe the shouting that I couldn't describe! I can't describe what I can't describe! I can't describe it! It's over, it's over! When the novice guide comes back, he will definitely do something to me that he can't describe from the waist down! Can't describe, can't describe, can't describe! The heroine who can't be described, please don't be impatient if you can't describe it! It's over, it's over, it's completely undescribeable! ”

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