"It's so noisy today. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

This sentence is from "The Daily Life of a Male High School Student", and there is another paragraph in the original line, which is like this:

Today's wind is so noisy,

The wind seems to have a slight desire to cry,

The wind blew something ominous into the town.

Let's go, before the wind stops.

……

Feed! Incredible! Half price of potato chips over there!

The plot of this line is that someone blows the wind and meets a girl, and wants to talk to him, but he says the line of the mystery with his mouth, and in order to relieve the embarrassment, he reads the poem later, and when the scene becomes more and more embarrassing, he is broken with another embarrassment.

This kind of nonsensical plot can't be imagined by others.

What's more, the line "Today's wind is so noisy" is extremely vague and has no clear direction.

The man was directly blindsided in front of the final answer given by Luo Zheng, and he was embarrassed to stop Luo Zheng anymore and let Luo Zheng leave.

Luo Zheng walked in the opposite direction to the program group, so as not to run into this program group again.

He wandered around the square until the early hours of the morning, when Chinese New Year's Eve was over, and the time crossed into the new year, when he followed the gradually dispersed crowd to the outside of the square.

The outdoor liveliness of Chinese New Year's Eve in this world is simply different from the previous life. On the earth in previous lives, most people on Chinese New Year's Eve gathered at home, eating dinner with their families and watching TV to comment on the Spring Festival Gala. But here, because of the relationship between Shunguo Taizu, people are used to walking to the square on Chinese New Year's Eve. So the people who were in a hurry to make money did not rest this night.

After coming out of the square, the taxis parked on the side of the road are simply piled up in view. Crowds of people rushed to taxis, or their own cars. Luo Zheng had no intention of squeezing with others, drifting with the tide at the entrance of the square, watching the taxis carrying guests, slowly bypassing the crowd and cars, and driving onto the asphalt road that was still flowing at this point.

Under such circumstances, it took a long time for Luo Zheng to walk out of the square with the crowd. At this time, most of the taxis have been called away, and the remaining few have started to sit on the ground, and when I ask the price, it is much more expensive than when I came, which has far exceeded Luo Zheng's bearing Fan Wei, which is ridiculously expensive.

Luo Zheng sighed and planned to walk back. But at this moment, a red sedan suddenly slowed down and stopped next to him, and "Didi" sounded its horn twice.

Luo Zheng was puzzled, and then saw that the window glass of the sedan was lowered, and a familiar appearance appeared in the window.

――It's the hostess of the previous program group.

"How do you walk home, great writer?" The hostess smiled when she spoke, looking relaxed and casual, which was not the same as when she recorded the show before.

"yes, I haven't squeezed anyone else, and the rest of the taxis are too expensive now." Luo Zheng said, "Why haven't you gone back yet?" ”

The hostess nodded and said, "I came here directly by car from the exterior scene before." After the exterior scene, I went back to the TV station to shoot the interior scene, so I took the TV station car and put my car in it first. Isn't this now that the show is finished, it took a while to run over and drive. ”

"That's right." Luo Zheng said, "You guys are really hard, you still work on Chinese New Year's Eve." ”

"There's no way, the leader asks you, if you don't come to work, you'll have to be laid off." The hostess pretended to be helpless and smiled. As she spoke, she opened the passenger door and said, "Where are you staying, I'll take you back?" ”

Luo Zheng was a little tired after a night of shopping, he really didn't want to leave, and he was not polite, so he got into the car directly and said, "Thank you, I will invite you to dinner one day." ”

The hostess smiled: "You speak so lightly. Say when you invite me to dinner, and don't tell me what your name is and how to contact me, how can I beg you for dinner when the time comes? ”

"My name is Luo Zheng and I live at Kyoto Animation University. You can always come to me. Luo Zheng introduced himself.

The hostess started the car and drove in the direction of Kyoto Animation University, saying as she drove, "Kyoto Animation University? Over there in the college town? That's a good location. ”

Luo Zheng shook his head and said, "No, I'm a student, I don't have a father or a mother, and when I go to college, I accept the arrangement and live in the school." ”

"Uh...... I'm sorry. The hostess said.

"It's okay, it's normal for me, and I don't have anything to shy away from." Luo Zheng waved his hand and said, "I don't know your name yet." ”

"Me? You don't know? The hostess was a little surprised, but quickly calmed down and said, "That's right, everyone in your school is addicted to two-dimensional...... Well...... That's a two-dimensional statement, right? It's normal for a three-dimensional person like me to not know how famous you are. After she finished speaking, she introduced herself, "My name is Qiao Qiao, and I work at Beijing TV Station. ”

…… Jojo......

Luo Zheng remembered a certain comic work known for its peculiar postures, and he felt extremely disobedient.

And in this way, I want to intern in the SIA studio at the beginning of school, to a certain extent, it can be regarded as the hostile force of the hostess. It's really fate.

Luo Zheng sighed in his heart, and suddenly heard Qiao Qiao say: "That's it, I'm just a little hungry now, and the nearby late stalls haven't closed yet, how about we go and have some supper?" First, I will have to trouble calling you later, and second, I also want to have some time to listen to you tell you the story in that line. ”

Luo Zheng said: "What's so good about that?" ”

"I think it's interesting." Qiao Qiao said, "Your two lines feel very situational. I think the story behind such a line should be quite interesting. In your animation school, are you very good at making up stories? ”

Luo Zheng asked, "Do you know a lot of people from the animation academy?" ”

"Nope." Qiao Qiao said, "You are still the first animation academy I know. Oh, by the way, in that case, it's not appropriate for me to call you a big writer, should I call you a writer's little brother now? ”

"......" Luo Zheng felt a chill.

"Not satisfied?" Qiao Qiao laughed, "Don't care, I'll make a joke." ”

Luo Zheng suddenly felt that the personality of this hostess, who was much older than himself, was somewhat similar to Ye Wenxin. But unlike Ye Wenxin, Qiao Qiao's jokes are much more serious. I don't know if it's because she and herself have only known each other, and they are not familiar with it.

The car didn't go far, turned a corner, and stopped at the edge of a porridge house.

There are a lot of cars parked outside this porridge house, and the guests in the porridge house are almost full.

Many of the people who spent Chinese New Year's Eve in the square were hungry and came here for a late-night snack. So after the wee hours of the morning, business was still brisk here.

"That's it." Qiao Qiao said, and Luo Zheng got out of the car and locked the door, "The supper here is good, and it's cheap and affordable." Let's go in and eat and talk, and you tell me the story of the sentence 'The world belongs to the three-body problem'. ”

As he spoke, the two walked to the door of the porridge house. After opening the door, the robot doll on the windowsill at the door suddenly shouted: "Happy New Year, welcome." "Scared both of them.