"Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to the three-body problem. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

This sentence comes from the science fiction novel "The Three-Body Problem", which is a slogan of the alien leading party ETO organization. In this world, this novel does not exist, and naturally there is no concept of the three-body man, and the line "Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to the three-body problem".

As soon as Luo Zheng said this, the people around him were a little dumbfounded.

The hostess opened her mouth, a little helpless, and said, "This friend, are you writing novels?" How come the lines are so strange? ”

"Well, I'm a drawer writer." Luo Zheng nodded, talking nonsense seriously.

The hostess didn't understand for a moment, and complimented: "I really didn't expect that we could draw a random person and draw a writer." Great writer, your lines are so interesting, and the novel must be very good, I don't know what novel you wrote, can you tell me? When I get back, I'll be sure to read it. ”

Luo Zheng said: "I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you." Drawer literature doesn't have a chance to be printed in a book. ”

The hostess suddenly realized, and laughed with a "poof": "You are so humorous." ”

Luo Zheng smiled and didn't speak, just turned his gaze to the person who asked him to say his lines again.

The man looked confident and said, "There is a trap in your words, but unfortunately I heard it." The words are what you say, what is the three-body problem, it is something that you can talk nonsense about, no matter how I guess, you can say another. While I don't care, I can guess a few more things, but for the sake of fairness, you'd better settle on an answer and show it to the others in the room first. Now that your answer is confirmed, I will speak of my answer as if it were right. ”

"Yes." Luo Zheng nodded and said, "That's it, I'll tell the host the answer quietly." lest you can't guess and no one else has a chance to guess. ”

"Whatever you want." The man said. He obviously thought that the hostess was a family with him, and he wouldn't be a ghost.

The hostess pretended to be eager to know the answer, leaned over to Luo Zheng's side, and said, "What is the answer, tell me quickly?" ”

Luo Zheng leaned into the hostess's ear and smelled the light fragrance. The aroma that suddenly broke into his nose made him a little uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but sniff before he lowered his voice and said the word "alien" in the hostess's ear.

The hostess blinked in surprise, a little surprised by Luo Zheng's answer.

"Do you hear me?" Luo Zheng asked.

"Hear me clearly. Your answer is a surprise. When the hostess said the word surprise, she turned her head to look at the person.

Luo Zheng could see that she was giving the man a look and signaling the man to be cautious. He didn't care, and waited quietly for the man to give an answer. The man guessed wrong, he let the man pretend to fail, angry with the man, a little more comfortable, the man guessed right, and he had nothing to lose.

The man smiled slightly and said, "Overthrow the tyranny of mankind, and it is obvious that it is not human beings who can say such things. Besides, overthrowing tyranny is probably the slogan of the oppressed, right? So this is the non-human oppressed who turned over and shouted this slogan, am I right? ”

Luo Zheng looked at the hostess, and the person and the onlookers also looked at the hostess.

The hostess endured her dissatisfaction, entanglement and depression, pretended to smile, and said, "It's a pity, you guessed wrong." The correct answer this gentleman told me was aliens. ”

"Aliens?" The man was a little dumbfounded, "How do you explain the aliens?" When he said this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "Aliens can also be counted as non-humans." Can't aliens be oppressed by humans? ”

The hostess was a little dissatisfied with the out-of-control scene, so she could only pretend to be calm and smile, and then raised the microphone to Luo Zheng and said, "Let's hear what this gentleman has to say." ”

Luo Zheng suddenly felt a little bored. The hostess is pitiful and still trying to control the situation. I was angry with this guy, but some of them roasted the hard-working girls on the fire, and they had no origin. He shrugged and said, "Well, you have a point. Congratulations on your win. ”

The hostess breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly closed the round: "Then it's a pity, this gentleman, your lines were sniped by this very powerful passerby." But anyway, I was very impressed with your lines, and I'm looking forward to seeing them in a book in a bookstore one day. ”

"Thank you." Luo Zheng said.

The guy a little farther away shouted that he was tired before, and after a pause, he started shouting again: "Hey? Can you hear me? Happy New Year! Can you hear me? ”

The hostess finally had the opportunity to pull the script back to the original main line and lead the program team in the direction that had become a little hoarse.

But the man who had been in the way until then stayed on his own.

"Are you trying to fool me?" The man stopped Luo Zheng and asked, "Why do I feel like you're not telling the truth?" ”

…… How can you say this like a resentful woman?

Luo Zheng was a little funny. He didn't follow this person's topic, and said: "You are making trouble for your show like this, aren't you afraid of being expelled and deducting your salary?" ”

"You see that?" The man was a little surprised.

Luo Zheng smiled: "What do you think? ”

The man didn't care, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, I'm a temporary worker anyway." In fact, there is another plan today, although there are more people, but there are more than this insurance. However, we were reluctant to spend money, seeing that my brain was easy to use, so he asked me to take emergency insurance, but he used me to use me, let me work overtime, and was reluctant to give me processing money, and the salary was still low, so I didn't want to do it for a long time. ”

Luo Zheng has nothing to say about other people's work complaints.

The man said again: "Okay, now let's talk in private, you can tell me, what kind of aliens, what's going on?" ”

Luo Zheng said: "That's what you said." ”

"......," the man refused to stop, and after a moment of conversation, he added, "It's okay if you don't say it." Let's do it again, you win, I won't ask. ”

"Such an idiotic game, you're still addicted to it?" Luo Zheng couldn't cry or laugh.

The man said: "It's not that I'm addicted to idiot games, it's only the idiot planners of TV stations who can play addictive games." It's what you say that's interesting, and it's funny to guess what you're saying. ”

"......" Luo Zheng almost wanted to say something. He sighed, greeted the passing wind, and said, "The wind is so noisy today." ”

The man was still urging: "Hurry up, hurry up, if you say one more sentence that can stump me, I won't bother you." ”

…… You know you're annoying.

Luo Zheng said: "I said it." ”

"Got it?" The man didn't understand.

Luo Zheng said: "I said-today's wind is so noisy." ”