Chapter 105 Dai Shao You squandered a field of onions
"There's a problem. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Xuanxuan fiddled with her bangs and sideburns uneasily.
"What's the problem?" Parisio asked.
"I knocked Yogi Hei away, how do we go to find that onion field."
"It's okay, just find Yogiguro first."
“。。。 Where to find a person who has been beaten away in this big forest? ”
"It's best to find Yogi Hei, for this kind of obsession with stirring up the base and to people. The beast is not interested in the guy ... Parisio caught a glimpse of Xuanxuan and immediately moved three meters away from it: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm still angry about him taking away my kiss, and I accidentally said what was in my heart, uh, for this kind of guy, you can feel his direction by closing your eyes and feeling the direction of goosebumps, it's very accurate." ”
Xuanxuan closed her eyes suspiciously, and sure enough, she felt that the goosebumps on her body were all in one direction, towards the southwest of her position, which was indeed the direction where Daimu Hei had just disappeared into the sky.
"I feel it." Parisio pointed to the southwest: "Let's go over." ”
Walking in this direction, I feel more and more scarce branches and leaves, and the sunlight is shining more and more from the canopy that is just dense and opaque, and the trees are becoming more and more scarce, and I have walked for about twenty minutes, and finally I have come to the splendid sunshine, which is like a clearing in the forest, with some weeds growing together, and many plants that obviously do not belong to this woodland, and you can also see the ditch on the ground that has been abandoned for several years.
In the middle of this piece of heaven and earth, there is an apple tree, bearing very small apples, and Yogi Hei's graceful posture also grows on a thick tree, and he raised a hand: "Hello." ”
“。。。 It's still alive. ”
"You must have found this place by looking at the trail I left behind, right?" Yogiguro said smugly, "I wasn't sure where this land was, but you gave me the ability to fly, and I was thinking that wouldn't it be easiest to find this land from above with a beautiful flight, so I quickly adjusted my posture and glided over in the air." In order to leave a mark for you, I also used a fart to pull a line in the air~Awesome~~"
Xuanxuan and Parisio looked up, and there was really a feces-colored trail left by a fart in the air...
“。。。 It's the first time I've seen such a functional being pia fly. ”
“。。。 And such a fresh and refined explanation was pia out of the fart. ”
"In short, there are all kinds of crops grown here, and we need to destroy all the onions here before the spiders can make the onions and eat Lu Xiuxiu!"
"Oooh! Speaking of which, how do you destroy onions? ”
"That's not easy." Yogi Hei said, "Look at it, that one is an onion." He pointed to a few stem-like leaves that had been pulled out of the soil, and expertly unfastened his belt, and a yellow thread washed from the tree onion to the poor onion.
Xuanxuan held her forehead, and Parisio also supported her forehead after looking around the ground: "There are a lot of onions in this place, you can pee a few times." ”
"You can despise the character of a widow, but please don't despise a widow's bladder." Yogi grinned and smiled, and the next flash of his big teeth.
“。。。 Don't hang on a tree and do such a trivial thing, and be handsome, okay... ”
"Look at it!" Daimu Hei hugged the branch: "Daishao is invincible Hot Wheels!" I saw him in a graceful posture and made a spiral motion around the branch! Spinning, turning, turning! At the same time, the yellow line swirled and gushed as he kept spinning!
"Wow... Spiral watering sprinkler irrigation... Parisio sighed as he wiped the yellow line from his face: "Talk about you. The beast's urine is really a horse flea... ”
"Crops must not be short of water." Yogiguro came out like a voice from heaven: "However, watering should be done in terms of cost and efficiency, such as the current sprinkler irrigation, which is a type of watering that uses water to spray into the sky to form a raindrop-like landing. ”
"Somebody's doing it, it's very lewd. Trivial things, hey... A serious person is talking about something, and he is doing something very obscene. Trivial things, hey... ”
I saw Daiki Hei spinning on the tree for a while, and then reached down and tinkered a few times: "Next is a water-saving irrigation technology that has emerged in recent years. The caliber of Ding, which is the fog irrigation, is used at a higher working pressure. Yorogi was lying on the tree, a mosaic thing facing upright, and a pale yellow mist enveloped the entire field: "This technique can make the raindrops extremely thin and form a mist, which is mainly used to regulate the humidity of the air in the field." ”
"This chapter is renamed Resident Evil... Stop it on behalf of the less... ”
Then Yogi Hei jumped down from the tree and jumped directly above an onion in large numbers: "The next is the most water-saving and most effective irrigation method - drip irrigation, all you need is to stand on top of each onion. Ding on the onion... A figure flickered over, and Yogiguro looked up in surprise: "I'm explaining irrigation technology, students, please abide by the discipline of class." ”
I saw that the man was wearing a raincoat, an umbrella, and a gas mask, and from the two big eyes in the goggles, it could be judged that it was Xuanxuan: "Enough." I can't understand the author anymore, and I actually allow you to use the words of irrigation technology to do so dirty. What a thing! Hurry up and stuff your mosaic back! ”
"But! I'm here for our companions! For the sake of our pure friendship! I've done so much lewd to the onions. Will spiders still cook with it after trivial things? No, it won't! In this way, the precious lives of our companions have been saved! "Yogi Hei is righteous and stern!
"My reason is too good for Nima, and I can't refute it...
"Yes, yes! It's all for the greatest friendship on earth! These are the power of bonds! Yogiguro said excitedly, then shook the mosaic thing and walked to the next onion with crab steps to start drip irrigation.
On the tattered scarecrow in the field, Parisio wrote: "The vegetables here have been replaced by birds. Beast Defilement. Dirty, in order to avoid pregnancy. Do not pick or eat while pregnant.
Two hours later, Yogi Hei crossed his hands on his waist and looked at the field shrouded in pale yellow mist in front of him with a sense of accomplishment, and desperately sucked a breath of air in the air: "Look, I have successfully protected the life of my companion!" ”
Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan looked at the pale yellow world in a daze: "This is really a way for no one to save their companions before or since... It's so non-mainstream... ”
"Okay, this time we can go hunting souls with peace of mind." Yogiguro sorted out his trouser belt with satisfaction.
More than a hundred meters away from the world, Xuanxuan took off her gas mask and let out a breath: "Whew... It's really disgusting.,Speaking of which,The white soul ring is an onion ring.,So the monster out of the white soul ring will like the onion.,So the black soul ring already knows it's a chocolate ring.,So the monster out of the black soul ring will like chocolate? It's weird, where can the monster get chocolate? ”
"Whoever said that the monster of the soul ring has to like the circle of the flavor corresponding to the soul ring, such as the spider this time, you can like chili potato cabbage or something, yes, and like human flesh." Yogiguro said.
Xuanxuan was stunned: "Also... Other words... In fact, what does the spider eat does not necessarily have to add onions? ”
"That's right, it's an insect, you can eat it if you want to, why do you have to add onions."
"Then all the onions you listed in the previous chapter are all kinds of onion garu cultivation!"
"Ah, in fact, I want to sing, if you are willing to open my heart layer by layer ~ layer by layer ~ layer by layer ~ layer by layer!" Yogiguro opened his mouth and howled, completely unaware of the problem: "What's wrong?" ”
Xuanxuan and Parisio held their foreheads at the same time: "I'm the second Ao!" So what is this chapter for? ”
Yogi Hei twisted his waist: "Ah, does it feel good to have an empty bladder? . . Ah, why are you covering my head? ”
The trees in the forest trembled, and the screams of Yogi Black drifted through the countless dense canopies and branches to the sky...
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