Chapter 106: Add some onions and sprinkle some cumin pepper noodles
"Is this the nest of the spiders?"
The ground here in the forest is strangely recessed, and there is a large hole. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"That's right, it's true that Lu Xiuxiu is here to sense Lu Xiuxiu through the detector." Parisio carries the Yogi Black Plate Detector.
Yogi Black Label Detector! After Daimu Hei was disabled as the core, the exterior was wrapped with high-tech products such as gypsum bandages, and the inside exposed Daimu Hei's nose and swollen head, the use method is to throw the detector vigorously into the air, in the air era, Muhei will automatically sniff Lu Xiuxiu's body odor in the air and automatically turn to the right direction when he lands, and move forward in the direction of the head tongue sticking out, which is practical and convenient, delicious and inexpensive, and it is really a home travel kill. People put. Fire work. Criminals. . Egg bubbles. A must-have for my sister! Only 998! What are you waiting for! It's better to act than to be excited! Grab your phone and order! Just 998! High-tech Yogiguro to take home!
"Cao Dan... 998 sold Lao Tzu... Yogi muttered dissatisfiedly.
"It's good not to lose money. . . ." Xuanxuan and Parisio looked at him pityingly.
"I've made it clear! Do you dare to untie me! What is your look of pity in my time! Do you look at the beggars? ”
"Oh, untie it... Parisio grabbed the end of the bandage and rolled Yogi down the slope.
"You're a yo-yo!"
"You said you were going to untie it...
Daimu Heiyu reached the bottom of the pit, the bandages were fully opened, and he angrily drilled out and ripped off the bandages: "Won't you untie it normally!" Do you treat your fellow men like this? ”
Xuanxuan and Parisio made a helpless shrug gesture: "Who told you to get onions?" ”
"I just said it in passing! You two fools really believe it! ”
Parisio took out a gong and struck it with a bell: "Children! It's time to eat! ”
"Ahh Yogi Hei turned his head to stare at the entrance of the cave, and slowly slipped towards the end of the gentle slope, but there was no movement at the entrance of the cave, and he was about to climb away from the big pit from the gentle slope.
There was still no movement at the entrance of the cave, and he stood on the edge of the pit with his hands on his hips and laughed: "Want to pit me? You're still young! Hahahaha! ”
Xuanxuan and Parisio pulled over a few large banana leaves to block them.
"Hahahaha! Blocked so I can't see? You're blind to me! Don't do this kind of thing! No amount of banana leaves can hide the fact that you have betrayed your companions! Yoshimasa Yoshiki pointed at them sternly: "What a wonderful companion you are! Thank you to the author for writing me so much in Chapter 99! Look at your Muhei seniors, great and handsome, handsome and brave, capable and low-key! Hahaha! Tremble! ”
He felt that Xuanxuan and Parisio were indeed trembling, so he looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahaha! Tremble, mortals! Dear Lu Xiuxiu, I'm here to save you! What spider Lao Tzu is not afraid of hahaha! Let me show you the true strength of your generation! A puddle of hot water flowed on his head, and he impatiently wiped it with his hands, the temperature of the thing was not low and it was quite sticky...
"Hahahaha! What spider Lao Tzu is... No...... He looked up and saw a large intricate mess of things on his head, from which the liquid was dripping, and he looked up in a daze, and saw a belly so toned, wow, swarthy, full of long hair, and the junction of eight thick legs, this one belly covered the sky and the sun, wow... Yogiguro swallowed the last word he was about to say, making a grunt and a mouthful of foaming in his stomach.
Yogiguro covered his face with his hands, then separated, and then covered his face again: "Can't see me can't see me can't see me can't see me ... ”
The saliva of the giant spider flowed like a surging river, through the clothes, through the body, moisturizing every inch of Yogi Hei's skin...
Yogi Hei wiped his face intoxicated, wiped the spit off, and exposed his eyes and mouth: "Ah... Giant Spider Brand Top Royal Toner, B.B Cream... Moisturizing hair for 100 years, treating kidney deficiency, no sugar, everyone is cool... It's really cool... He shuddered and turned around, looking at the spider's eight green eyes: "Hey, brother, don't worry, I'll be your spokesperson, you will definitely not sell well, as for the endorsement fee, forget it, hahahaha, you see brother, I pay more attention to righteousness, right... Right... Hahahaha。。。。。。 Inside... If nothing is going on ... The little brother flashed... Daiki Hei tiptoed hippie smile and walked back: "You always eat and drink well, drink deliciously... ”
He continued to take a few steps forward, felt the collar on the back of his neck being pulled, and then his feet left the ground: "... No way... I said, big brother, you're a little bit uninteresting... I'm giving you endorsements for free... ”
I saw that the spider picked up Yogi Hei, added a few onions to this sticky saliva, and sprinkled cumin with pepper noodles.
“。。。 I really have to eat onions... Xuanxuan poked Parisio with her elbow.
"It's going to be fine. Do you want me to chop up that spider... Parisio was a little worried.
"It's okay, even if that thing is eaten, I guess it will be pulled out and reborn in the feces...
"Even if you are eaten, you will be pulled out and reborn in the feces!! I heard that!!! Even if you whisper it, I still hear it!! What do you mean!!! Can I be regarded as complimenting my tenacity!! Yogi Hei shook a chili pepper cumin and turned around and yelled at Xuanxuan.
"Ahh Can you hear it... ”
"Nonsense! You broken spider, do you know who's on your claws! Suffer death! "Yogi Black burst out with a burst of soul power! A few beards grew on his face, and two cat ears appeared on his head, and a tail stretched out behind his buttocks: "White cat King Kong change!" ”
"Alas... It's a loss.,A big man with cat ears and cat tail sells cute.。。。 Stinky and shameless... ”
"Losers can die if you don't say a few words! I'm a skill effect, and I don't want to bring it myself! Shut your mouth! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu is a beast. Sexual hair... ”
"Oops... What are you going to do ... ”
"One day Lao Tzu Beast. Sex Hair Takes My Dear Overlord The Bow! ”
“。。。 It's good that you make a lot of hair every day.,This has something to do with my wool.。。。 ”
“。。。 It's also ha... What to do, Ben Shao is not interested in women... ”
"Well, what you should be interested in now is that you're going to be eaten."
"Huh?" Yogiguro turned around and saw the giant spider's intricate mouth close in front of him: "Hey, hey, my taste is really ordinary!" Ahhh How can it be repaired! How could I be eaten in such a place! Let's take it! White Cat Blazing Light Wave! Yogi Hei carried a huge bottle of dish soap and squeezed it into the giant spider's mouth: "Hey! Help me Baidu under the spider is not afraid of dish soap! ”
“。。。。。。 How Baidu. ”
"Then Google! Hurry up! ”
"The third chapter of my phone hangs up, okay... Is there a signal in this hellish place... ”
"It's also huh... Whoa, whoa, whoa! "The spider is about to swallow him! Bursts of intense soul power erupted from Yogi Hei's body!
The atmosphere became tense in an instant, and Yogi Hei's body slowly released a huge amount of soul power, the speed was not fast, but it became higher evenly and step by step, the stone slab under his feet cracked little by little, and the broken stones floated up little by little, and everyone's vision was blurred in front of them because of excessive energy, and the birds and birds of the entire forest were scattered, the beasts fled, and the leaves were all rattling, and the whole area was trembling under this coercion.
The apocalyptic feeling of the end of the world, breathless, unsteady on standing, feeling like the ground was constantly shaking, and even the air became still and solidified.
"The last two paragraphs were pasted directly from Chapter 99! What do you look at the author, everyone is picked up, where is the slate under his feet! ”
Oh, then stick it again and remove the slate.
"You make up the word count to play! Enough is enough, don't copy and paste! ”
"That's right, as long as I burst out of power, I'm invincible." Yogi Hei burst out with soul power and stood proudly in the spider's mouth: "Look! I guess I'm the only one in the world standing in the mouth of a giant spider! This requires a lot of willpower, concentration, and combat effectiveness! That's right! I'm -- Yogi Hei! ”
Then there was no movement, and the giant spider burped and burrowed into the hole.
"Wow... Swallowed up... ”
"Wow... What should we do if he is swallowed, follow the spider into the cave to save people? ”
"I always feel like I can't save people, but I will put myself on it...
"yes... ===========================================
It's been a terrible few days, folks, and the author has already chosen the cheap slum on that mountain... Oh no, it's a cheap fairy house, six stops away from the current station bus, and I use a suitcase to load things and carry books by myself. . . Ah, I suddenly realized that my physique was so bad. Nima rushed to update in the middle of the night and early in the morning. . . I'm done, and I have to say sorry to my relatives.。。。 It's more likely that one day will last for a while, and it's expected to be about a week...