Hey, why does it taste salty?

Erdan's eyes opened suddenly, and at the same time a crying and eager voice reached his ears.

"Brother Erdan!"

This voice couldn't be more familiar, a slight voice. This sound traveled through space and distance, and finally came from a forty-eight-story building to the ears of Erdan, who was lying on the ground, whose hearing was more sensitive than a dog's ears.

The distance is too far, and the light is poor, and she can't see the eyes that Erdan's already opened eyes can still turn in circles, she can't even see Erdan's face clearly, she can only roughly see the outline of what looks like Erdan. But Erdan is different, his eyesight is different from ordinary people, as sharp as a falcon. He looked up, and from a distance of 100 meters, he could clearly see that he had his hands clasped in the shape of a horn and shouted to himself. The diamond necklace on the micro neck sparkles against the bright neon lights, colorful and beautiful. Beauty and diamond necklaces complement each other so well that they don't feel pretentious at all. There were two striking tear streaks on her pretty face, and from time to time tears dripped down her cheeks with overwhelming pulls, and were blown by the wind, drifting away from the wall for a long distance.

When Erdan saw a tear fall in mid-air in an irregular trajectory, and it happened to fall into his mouth again, he smiled obscenely, and he could be sure that it was not a piece of bird poop that had just fallen into his mouth. Smash it, smash it, smash it, Erdan swallowed the slight tears, the taste is not bad, slightly bitter, a little salty. So Erdan opened his mouth wider, hoping to catch more tears.

This product is too greedy and insufficient, and there are some perverted tendencies, so it can't create a precedent of "tear fetish", and I strongly despise it. Even if tears are raining down, your mouth is not Zhu Bajie's mouth, and two drops falling into your mouth are already a special gift from God, okay?

Erdan closed his eyes again, and let him shout upstairs slightly, and said in his heart, I'm tired of shouting, I'm not afraid that you won't come down.

Hmph, there is no woman that I Li Erdan can't handle. Even if it is a fairy in the sky, Chang'e of Guanghan Palace, as long as Lao Tzu feels that he is in love, he has to catch up, the Jade Emperor can't stop it, and Sakyamuni has to stand aside.

We can't think that Erdan is arrogant, but in front of true love, every qiē is a floating cloud, the mother-in-law and the mother-in-law are, and so is the Jade Emperor Shakyamuni. If you are not together, you can only say that the love is not true enough and pure enough.

Slightly shouted at the second egg lying on the ground and stopped shouting, because it was useless, the second egg didn't respond to her. At this moment, she had to face a reality, Brother Erdan hung up, because of a joke she made and jumped off the building and fell to her death.

When a man can jump off the building for you, not from the first floor to the first floor with a cheating and comedy color, but from the forty-eighth floor to the first floor, then this man can marry on some kind of Cheng dù, as long as he is not too poor, not too ugly, not too bad character, and not too unacceptable in character,......

If the second egg suddenly comes back from the dead, he will make a promise with a slight impulse. This is Li Erdan's "conspiracy", he has played a conspiracy more than once or twice, and he can basically succeed every time. So this time, it should probably succeed. Here's a friendly reminder that dangerous actions, don't imitate.

Crying slightly, she rushed out of the reception room like a gust of wind, she was still upstairs, and a heart with great pressure had flown downstairs, next to the "corpse" of her second brother.

A slight heart, a place of chicken feathers, five-flavor miscellaneous bottles, indescribably uncomfortable. It's the same feeling as a real boyfriend suddenly hanging up.

Brother Erdan is hanging, how do you face his relatives? Especially Xiaoqing, it's strange that they don't hate themselves to death. And myself, the rest of my life is missing a shoulder that I can rely on, how to go on?

God, blind your dog's eyes! Why do good people live short lives and bad guys live for thousands of years?

It is still very interesting for a beautiful woman to run in a high-heeled OL outfit, especially if she is so beautiful that she is slightly this kind of Cheng dù. If Erdan sees this scene, he is not allowed to enjoy Erlang's legs.

The pretty and ruddy face turned a little pale, and the two tear stains changed from two to many. It's been a lot of work, and my whole face is soaked. With a slight run, the falling tears crossed the trajectory and fell to the ground, being moistened by the smooth floor tiles and spread into a thin layer. Her long flowing hair trembled violently, every strand of hair was like a dancing girl, and the accompaniment was her cry, a very sad dance music. The professional outfit is too small, the buttons are not buttoned, the chest shakes so annoyingly, and it looks like the bra may be stretched open at any time, and I have to block it with my arm. ……

Li Erdan was complacent, and he was counting down how long it would take to come down. He didn't have to open his eyes to see, he just sensed it with his breath. The familiar aura approached faster and faster, and he knew that Weiwei had already entered the elevator and was going downstairs.

Princess Avenue is a very prosperous commercial street, with many shops and snacks, and it is also a major destination for HK tourism. At the moment, it is bustling and crowded. Everyone saw a "drunk man" lying on the ground laughing stupidly, and couldn't help but be curious and take a closer look. Now there are at least forty people around Erdan.

Erdan really wanted to yell: Look at your sister, get out of here! Haven't seen a handsome guy or what?

Where are you looking at handsome guys, you are clearly looking at a Zhu Bajie. I've seen something ugly, but I've never seen something so ugly, I've seen a pervert, I've never seen something so perverted.

Although the second egg changed his face, he moved a little. According to his feelings, he is still very handsome, maybe he can't compare with the original face, but there is no pressure at all to be handsome with a large number of girls.

Some of the onlookers persuaded Erdan to get up and go home quickly, and some called the police to come over, and so on. These are good people. Of course, there are also people who are not very good-hearted, they took photos of Erdan, and posted them on the Internet, one of which has a title called "Drunken and perverted male princess is full of embarrassment in the avenue", "Look, this is the mainlander's Su zhì" "Another mainlander is embarrassed and thrown into HK"......

When Erdan felt a slight breath to the first layer, his mouth opened even more, and he looked like a dead man.

At this moment, an old voice sounded in Erdan's ears, "Pretty boy, you are screaming......

Cantonese, the second egg can't understand it, so he understands the word "pretty boy".

Since you don't understand, listen to a ball! Erdan waited intently for Weiwei's arrival, and all the divine consciousness released was on Weiwei's body.