If the second egg opened his eyes, he would definitely be scared to the bottom of his ass, a tram was coming towards him, and there was a track under his ass. The crowd that had been surrounding him to watch the excitement dispersed all of a sudden. The old man who shouted Erdan just now was kind, and wanted to remind Erdan that the tram was coming and let him leave here quickly. The old man is an authentic HK person, he can only speak Cantonese, and it is a very old and authentic kind of Cantonese.

When the old man saw that the second man ignored him, he squatted down and put his head on him, wanting to get closer and shout again.

What a good old man! Those old ladies and grandfathers who like to slander people should be ashamed.

This old man didn't know what geriatric disease he had, his mouth was uncontrollable, he kept stirring, and his saliva kept flowing. When he probed over Erdan's face, a string of words fell, impartially, and fell right into Erdan's gaping mouth.

Two eggs were pleasantly surprised, I went, so much! Weiwei, this little girl's tears are in strings.

The obscene Comrade Li Erdan smashed his mouth, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, how could this string of liquids not be bitter and salty? Well, it doesn't seem to be upstairs, it's already on the first floor.

And that, this skewer?

Erdan opened his eyes suddenly, and a voice happened to reach his ears again, "Pretty boy, you ...... it." With the voice, Erdan saw an old man in front of him, this is not the point, the point is that the corner of the old man's mouth is about to flow down again.

"Phew." Erdan spit out the spit in his mouth, "I look good at your mother's head." ”

The old man's hara flowed to his body, and the two eggs rolled on the spot and dodged.

At this time, the tram also arrived, and the horn kept blazing.

Erdan was disgusting to death, even more disgusting than eating cat feces, and ran to the side of the road and retched.

I went downstairs slightly, and ran to the street, in the middle of Princess Boulevard. She clearly remembered the place where Brother Erdan's "corpse" was lying, but now it was empty, and there was nothing.

Slightly panicked, wondering, I don't know what happened. There was a tram passing by, but it hasn't gone far yet. Could it be that the tram took away Brother Erdan's body?

Weiwei's IQ has always been very high, but at this time, even a three-year-old child can't compare. No, she chased in the direction of the tram leaving, shouting "Brother Erdan" in her mouth.

After not running a few steps, she suddenly stopped again, and she found that there was a person in the roadside flower bed retching, and from the back, it looked exactly the same as Brother Erdan. Slightly turned sad into joy, because the second brother in his mind jumped down from the upstairs and didn't fall to his death, so he was so alive.

"Brother Erdan!" He shouted affectionately at Comrade Li Erdan, who was retching, and ran over like a gust of wind after shouting.

The second egg is retching, he hasn't eaten for a day, and he has no goods in his stomach, but he still vomits out a lot of things, "overnight dinner".

In a few seconds, she ran to Erdan's side, the little girl was so excited, she hugged Erdan's brother from behind, and tears flowed out again, crying: "Erdan, scared me to death, do you know?" I'm just kidding you, why did you really jump off the building? If you die, what will Weiwei do? ……”

"Water, water,." Two eggs, two graffiti-scribed faces suffocated red.

snorted slightly coldly and said, "Brother Erdan, you almost scared me to death, I have to punish you." ”

said slightly, and really made a move, and the two pink fists kept waving on Erdan's head.

At this time, passers-by wondered, no matter what, they couldn't imagine why a beautiful woman would fall in love with a perverted man who looked like Zhu Bajie. Beauty blind? Or is the perverted man a mega rich?

It's really a big forest, there are all kinds of birds, the world is big, and all kinds of strange things will happen.

"Weiwei, stop fighting, buy me a bottle of water." Erdan said with a sad face, and his mouth was full of dirty and filthy things.

When Erdan turned around, he was slightly stunned.

Oh my God, why isn't this guy a second brother?

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person." Wei hurriedly stood up, and his little heart fluttered with fright.

Erdan really wants to say to Weiwei, Lao Tzu is your Erdan brother, you don't recognize the wrong person. But his stomach churned, and the "overnight meal" that he was unwilling to be lonely was about to vomit out again.

In Erdan's opinion, there is nothing more disgusting than the old man's harazi, and he would rather fall into his mouth with a piece of bird poop.

Weiwei was just about to leave the "vomiting man", and suddenly felt that something was wrong. This vomiting man has lipstick on his mouth, his eyebrows are painted like Zhang Fei, two eye circles are painted with eye shadow, and there is a blush on his face, which is obviously what he painted for Brother Erdan!

Thinking slightly, he glanced back at the "vomiting man", and found that the suit on the vomiting man and the leather shoes on his feet were exactly the same as those of Brother Erdan, and his hairstyle was exactly the same as that of Brother Erdan. But that face is really not Brother Erdan's.

Could it be that Brother Erdan's face was deformed when he jumped off the building and landed?

Well, Weiwei really thinks so at the moment, and his IQ has dropped a little too much.

With courage, he approached the "vomiting man" again.

Erdan vomited all the bile, but when he thought of an old man's harazi in his mouth, he couldn't help the urge to vomit. If you're in the hospital now, Erdan doesn't mind washing your stomach and filling your intestines.

Wei squatted down next to Erdan and patted him on the back with his hand, "Hey, are you Li Erdan?" ”

Erdan held his face and looked at Weiwei, "If it's fake, hurry up and buy me a bottle of water." I'm going to die of nausea. ”

This face is really not the face of Brother Erdan, but the voice is Brother Erdan's.

Weiwei asked again, "What about your face?" ”

"Oh, what's wrong with my face?" Erdan was stunned for a moment before he thought that his face had changed, "Eh, my face is yes,,"

"Got out of shape when you hit the ground with your face?" Weiwei is very serious, very innocent, very innocent.

The second egg was sweating profusely, and just said down the slight words, "Yes, it's deformed." I have a big face, and when I jumped off the building, I accidentally hit the ground first. ”

As he spoke, the second egg retched again.

"Brother Erdan, why are you vomiting like this?" Slightly.

"It's so fast, I'm dizzy, dizzy." Two eggs.

I have heard of motion sickness, airsickness, and the first time I heard of air sickness. But think about it, Brother Erdan's words are still very reasonable, when the speed of falling from the building is so fast, people's various nerves are stimulated, and then they are dizzy.

I looked at Brother Erdan vomiting in the flower bed, and his stomach was upheaval, and he hurriedly said, "Brother Erdan, wait a minute, I'll go buy you water now." ”