A high-ranking French official said to the French emperor at the time: "Your Highness, I have found the bravest man in all of France. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Who is it? What did he do? The emperor asked majestically.

"He's going to inspect the sewers of Paris."

The above is the first part of the description of the sewers in Paris in Victor Hugo's "The Sorrowful World", of course, I only vaguely remember that, to the effect that the original text must be different from this.

When the three of them were led to the sewers of River Crab Town, they were both shocked by the stench of the deep pipes.

I saw that the cross-section of the sewer in River Crab Town was actually shocking crab-shaped! It's dark inside! There is a serious lack of lighting! There are eeriely colored turbid currents flowing out of the ground and pouring into the river! If the water quality is not sent away, it is estimated that it will not be possible to meet the standard!

I saw the mayor walk to the entrance of the sewer and shake his arms at the same time as he shook the crab claws: "Comrades, crabs! Rush crabs! I wish you all the first people to complete this task! Please feel free to enter the crab! Although the appearance is not good, the experience of this dungeon is huge, and the materials are mostly high-quality, and the best equipment will be sent to the crab when you click it! This copy is certified by ISO250250250 and is definitely a crab that can be brushed with peace of mind! He raised his arms and shouted without covering his mouth, accidentally inhaling a mouthful of magnificence-colored gas from the sewer, and fainted on the spot.

Lu Xiuxiu has been lifted from the blinding state, and is gradually coming out of the psychological shadow of the lost beloved slime: "I guess I can't get in, the entrance can smoke people through." ”

"Actually, it's completely possible to experiment." Xuanxuan noticed that the light inside was very poor, so she picked up Ji Xueba's calculus full of equations and threw it into the sewer: "He will chase the problem in, the light inside is so bad that he will definitely not be able to do the problem, if he doesn't die, this thing will come out to solve the parabolic equation." ”

I saw Ji Xueba, a hungry tiger pounced on food and followed, and after half a salary, there was a screaming sound from inside.

Xuanxuan and Lu Xiuxiu looked at each other, and Lu Xiuxiu shouted inside: "Xiao Ji, are you okay!" Little Ji Ji, you will answer when you hear it! ”

"Which soul is !!?" There was a roar of rage from inside the sewers.

Lu Xiuxiu retreated in horror: "I didn't mean to call you that!" It's just a term of endearment! Don't mind! ”

I saw a scarlet evil light coming out of the sewers, the anger was so strong that the entire sewer began to tremble, and a creature slowly walked out of it, the creature was wrapped in Naruto's demon fox coat outside the body, and the red and strong chakra was bubbling out, and the person in the middle under the chakra wrap was vaguely visible to Ji Xueba, who was trembling violently.

Lu Xiuxiu retreated in fear: "Brother Ji, I really didn't mean to tell your Brother Ji to stop, Brother Ji!" Then he took his spear and shield and turned around and ran.

"Who threw it... Ji Xueba's voice suppressed strong anger, trembling and raised his hand, only to see that he was holding the calculator in his hand, which had been soaked with water from the toilet flush and human excrement, especially the page where he had just listed a full of equations, on which the posture was elegantly glued to the flattened Xiang, the Xiang was dull in color, dotted with leek leaves, and the owner of the Xiang ate a leek box or leek stuffed dumplings.

"It's him..." Xuanxuan was also scared, didn't dare to admit it, and embarrassedly stretched out her little finger to point at Lu Xiuxiu, who had run out of more than fifty meters.

"Ah!! Mystery !! The calculus was !! by the wrath of Sticky Flying. I saw Ji Xueba bending over and stepping on a horse, the soles of his palms touched each other in a tiger fist posture, and between his hands condensed a yellow energy ball as dim as that soaring! There were also countless energy fragments like leek leaves floating on the energy ball!

The wind and water around were rising, and a dazzling energy column mixed with leek leaves went straight to Lu Xiuxiu! Lu Xiuxiu sensed that something was wrong, and hurriedly squatted down and hugged his head, intending to dodge this energy pillar in the posture of the next rank! His choice was very wise, and he saw that the energy column mixed with leek leaves poked straight into his big ass!

Xuanxuan covered her eyes and couldn't bear to look directly at the tragic scene in front of her, and after half a meal, she carefully opened her eyes and was mentally prepared to see Lu Xiuxiu's various tragic situations, only to see that Lu Xiuxiu was still squatting there with his butt crossed and holding his head, unharmed.

Even if the turtle profession is a turtle profession, no matter how high the mental ability is, no matter how thick-skinned the skin is, how can that kind of attack be unscathed!

I saw Lu Xiuxiu stand up and pat his buttocks, and took out a small piece of chive leaves from his buttocks: "... What the hell, it's disgusting. ”

Xuanxuan's side stirred up an energy fluctuation that was much stronger than just now, and I saw Ji Xueba unfold the posture just now, but this time the energy fluctuation was about twice as much as last time! He yelled, "Mystery !! Calculus Sticky Flying's Fury Ex!! A thick pillar of energy headed towards Lu Xiuxiu again! Lu Xiuxiu was caught off guard, so he had to raise his arms to protect his face and chest! The wave of energy passed, and Lu Xiuxiu found a broken leek leaf on his left arm, and at the same time found another broken leek leaf on his right arm.

Xuanxuan's side stirred up an energy fluctuation that was even stronger than just now, and I saw Ji Xueba unfold the posture just now, but this time the energy fluctuation was about three times that of the last time! He yelled, "Mystery !! Calculus book sticky Xiang of the anger ex change !! A piece of brick with a red color and a strong structure that meets the standards was pasted on Ji Xueba's face, interrupting his mystery!

Lu Xiuxiu came to the camera: "Brothers! Mage Category Skills: Classes that require a charge of energy must be sure to hide behind the party, or bring a buff or equipment that is interrupted by overlord or block casting! Otherwise, Fei Lan is so gorgeous, and once the skill with such a long cooldown time is interrupted, it will be unpleasant, and the heavy output may not be enough, and the monster will be wiped out in seconds! ”

I saw that a brick on the road under Xuanxuan's feet was buckled out: "EX change? Three leek leaves this time? You're enough! ”

Ji Xueba ignored the blood on his face, lay on the ground and did not forget to push his glasses, and said proudly: "No, this is a simple proportional sequence, each item is twice the relationship of the previous one, this time I want to launch four leek leaves, you scumbags can't think of it!" ”

"Leek leaves!! Leek leaves!! Can you tell me if you fired the leek leaves for yarn!! What do you want!! Xuanxuan took out another brick on the spot and began to smash Ji Xueba's head vigorously.

Lu Xiuxiu leaned in front of the camera again and blocked the camera: "The picture is too bloody and violent, which seriously affects the intellectual development and physical development of middle-aged and elderly people!" Speaking of which, it seems that there was a letter from the audience just now. Well... This audience strongly questioned that the heroine was a female man and asked her how many buns she would eat for breakfast every day... Oops! It seems that there are still viewers who have come to the shooting site to watch! ”

The camera dodged the picture of Xuanxuan shooting Ji Xueba with a brick, and turned to the exit of the sewer, only to see two upright walking fish with arms and legs walking out of it.

Lu Xiuxiu held an interview microphone: "Hello, are you excited to come to the filming site of the Martial Arts Record?" ”

"Ahh The answer of the catfish body.

"It's a little exciting." The answer of the carp body.

"Oooh! I believe that everyone who comes to the shooting site will be very excited, but you must have experienced a lot of difficulties and dangers in order to come to the shooting site! ”

"Ahh The answer of the catfish body.

"It's been a lot of hardships." The carp replied.

"Since it's finally here, and it's still on camera, then please shout out with emotion that I love the festival war~~~"

"Ahh The answer of the catfish body.

"Speaking of which, you've been saying just now, what is the Temperance War?" The carp replied.

"Huh? Didn't you come to pay homage to the filming scene? ”

"Ahh The answer of the catfish body.

"No, we are here to drive you away on the orders of the king, and if you don't leave, we will go to the environmental protection department to complain about your noise nuisance. Now is it time to rest and sleep, is it okay, you are making this noise in front of people's homes. ”

“。。。。。。” Lu Xiuxiu was helpless: "Card, this section will be rerecorded later, sister, sister?" Don't shoot it, it's going to shoot to death, let's shoot him again in another place. Don't leave people to complain about us. ”

Xuanxuan stopped, and Ji Xueba's corpse was miserable on the ground.

The camera crew got a stretcher and lifted Ji Xueba, and by the way, he also lifted the mayor, Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan planned to change places.

"Wait, aren't we here for a dungeon?" Xuanxuan walked a few steps and remembered something.

"Ahh That's right. Lu Xiuxiu suddenly realized, and the two of them turned their heads in unison and stared at the catfish and carp with frowns.

"Ahh The answer of the catfish body.

"Damn... The carp turned around and ran: "You take it first!" Woe to the king! Woe to you! ”

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