Chapter 8: The Crab Brainwashing Divine Comedy
Under the light of the slime retreating and the death lesson of the two Oba of the same race, the slimes got out of the way, Xuanxuan drove the mule by herself, and Ji Xueba next to her was still solving the epic parabolic equation, the chairs in the carriage were covered with a layer of plastic sheeting, and Lu Xiuxiu, who was covered with slime body fluids, hid his face and cried inside. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ask what is the love in the world, you love a slime you didn't find out!
The clouds on the map gradually lifted, and the map showed a river crossing Phuket Island, with a stone bridge over the river, and a small town opposite the stone bridge, and the town was clearly marked on the map as River Crab Town.
At the head of the bridge there is a stone arch with a large crab carved on the arch.
"Hmm, River Crab Town... What's next? Xuanxuan turned her head to ask Lu Xiuxiu, because she scared the guide NPC into the novice armor, so she didn't receive a task and didn't change jobs, and Ji Xueba didn't take the task and change jobs because the guide NPC was done by Xuanxuan.
Lu Xiuxiu glanced at Xuanxuan resentfully, because Xuanxuan gave his beloved slime a kitchen knife, and then cried and pulled out the taskbar from the screen and threw it over, and the taskbar was still sticking to the slime body fluids. Xuanxuan frowned, tore off the page, folded the straw paper used by Ji Xueba, and took the taskbar under his hand. Well, the next mission is the crisis in River Crab Town, which starts with a visit to the mayor of River Crab Town.
The river is not wide, the bridge is not long, after the bridge is the river crab town, in the end it is the town, much bigger than the novice village, the town is also full of people, small merchants and hawkers are a little prosperous.
"Hello, where is the mayor's house?"
"Ah crab, the mayor's house, crab, the mayor's house, turn right at the first intersection in front of you, and the one on the far right of the town is the crab."
"Ahh Thank you. Xuanxuan said goodbye to passers-by, thinking that Nima Crab is also coming to compete for the first high-frequency word in this book?
The golden pumpkin carriage is very stylish, and a slime body fluid crying cargo in the car is very popular, and the car is followed by a group of aunts and children who are watching the excitement.
Turn right at the first intersection in front of you, on the far right of the town... As soon as he turned that corner, the dazzling golden light of contempt shone again, causing a powerful blinding state to the turtle profession! If you are a threesome, there will be turtles. I saw Lu Xiuxiu, who was crying in the pumpkin carriage, covering his dog's eyes again and rolling in the carriage, Ji Xueba's hard work was indifferent, and Xuanxuan buckled her sunglasses again.
I saw that the front end was still a huge pyramid full of local tyrants, but the difference was that this time the front was a sphin-like crab face.
Of course, the group of NPCs behind him didn't want to bear such a strong contempt, and the light had long been far away, Xuanxuan drove the golden pumpkin carriage and slowly came to the pyramid, given the experience of X Yangyang Village, she climbed directly from behind, and the sphin's crab face was chopped at the sphin's chrysanthemum like a kitchen knife.
With a pop, the mayor flew out of the chrysanthemum: "Crab in the groove!" It exploded as soon as it came up. Chrysanthemums are so exciting for crabs! Then it raised its eyeballs and looked at the three men plus the two mules and a carriage: "I don't seem to have seen you crabs, what are you here to do with dried crabs." ”
I saw that the mayor of the town was a crab head, his body was dressed in a neat suit, and there was a crab brooch in front of his tie, and the whole head was a crab the size of a head, with an extremely unnatural buttocks embedded in the body, and the two eyes and the eight legs next to the eyes were held high.
"I'm rubbing, this mayor is too non-mainstream." In view of the setting reasons, Lu Xiuxiu was still in a state of blind rolling, so Ji Xueba raised his head and spit out a sentence, and then lowered his head to continue to solve the problem.
"Oh oh oh crab! Do you see the crab? I'm telling you, if I could grow my hair, I would have gone crazy to wash, cut, dye, and perm the crabs! The mayor regretfully stroked his bare crab shell & the back of his head with the crab claws on his head.
"Don't, don't grow your hair, your face is now killing Emperor Matt!" Ji Xueba quickly raised his head again, spit out a sentence, and quickly lowered his head to continue to solve the problem.
"Really baa crabs?" The mayor was complacent, and suddenly smelled a hint of seafood-like smell, so he turned his eyes around and moved from Ji Xueba to Xuanxuan.
With a gentle chirp, the sound of something breaking, I saw Xuanxuan holding a lighter in her left hand, and tearing off a red crab leg that had been roasted from the mayor's face with her right hand, and then reached out and took out the roasted crab meat from the crab leg and stuffed it into her mouth: "Well, I haven't eaten crabs for a long time, the taste of nostalgia." ”
"You crab!! In the crab !! Dried crab !! Crab !! Crab !! "(What are you doing) Mayor Mare was furious, and hurriedly took a few steps back and raised his hands to protect the remaining crab claws on his face.
"I'm eating crabs, hey, one leg isn't enough to eat, another one."
"Do you think Lao Tzu is a bottle cap from the brewery beverage factory, and then bring another bottle of crab!!
"Yo, the complaining kung fu is good, but it's all ruined by the crab at the end of the sentence, ah yes, I'm not here to eat crabs."
"I think you're the crab you're going to eat the crab!"
"Well, we're here to do the mission, see the mayor, that is, you, and then?"
"And then the crabs? What an attitude crab! ”
"Ah, and then?"
“。。。。。。 Are you new crabs? Wow, it's the first time I've seen a novice crab! ”
“。。。 The first time? Didn't there be a player before? ”
"Saiyan professions and local tyrant professions don't need to do tasks, crabs."
Xuanxuan raised her forehead: "I really don't know what the mission system of this game does, by the way, and then, what about the mission after meeting you?" ”
"It's such a crab." The mayor calmed down for a few seconds: "A long, long time ago, the river crab village was just a peaceful small fishing village crab, and suddenly one day the crab, a crab fell from the sky, and it forced everyone in the river crab village to speak with the word crab as the suffix crab, and then the commission was to defeat this evil crab crab." ”
“。。。 Finished? ”
"It's over the crabs."
"What a mentally retarded plot... A crab falling from the sky? It forces all of you to talk with crabs, do you have to bring them? Ah, speaking of which, the first high-frequency word has been attributed to the crab. ”
"Oh yes, crab! Why does it force all of us to speak, we have to bring crabs, we have to bring crabs, crabs!! The mayor suddenly realized.
"So can you talk without crabs!"
"Okay crab, no problem crab."
Xuanxuan held her forehead again: "... Defeat this evil crab, where is this crab? ”
"Legend has it that the crab, this crab has a human body crab, that is, a person has a crab on his body as a face crab, it is said that because of the limitation of the crab's visual angle, the angle of sight is very small, the crab usually wears a suit crab, and the most significant feature is that it must be a crab with a crab brooch pinned to its tie, it lives in a pyramid full of golden words The crab is crab."
“。。。 Are you sure you're describing that evil crab? ”
"Yes, the crab, the description is the evil crab that is not bad at all."
"What should I do when I find this evil crab?"
"Of course, it killed the crab, and it actually tried in vain to force the whole town to say crab to compete for the highest honor crab in the book."
"Oh, kill it."
"Of course crabs! The crab must be killed! ”
I saw a flash of the knife, and the kitchen knife of Ruicai Qiantiao chopped down towards the mayor's head, and the two crab claws on the mayor's head held the kitchen knife.
"What are you doing crabs!"
"I've been commissioned by the mayor to kill that evil crab."
"But why did you split my crab!"
"Because you're the evil crab!"
"Nani Crab! That evil crab has a human body crab! It's a person who has a crab on his body as a face crab! It is said that because of the limitation of the crab's visual angle, the angle of sight is very small, and the crab! It usually wears a suit crab! And the most striking feature is that it must be a crab with a crab brooch pinned to its tie! It lives in a glittering pyramid full of the word "local tyrant"! Then it drooped down and looked at its body with one eye: "Crab!" Too cunning crab! It's exactly the same as me, crab! ”
"Stop quibbling! You're the evil crab! It just so happens that I haven't eaten enough crabs! ”
I saw the mayor burst into tears, and a touching background music sounded: "Speaking of crabs, it was a crab one night thirty years ago, and the sky suddenly clicked a big thunder crab!" I was born with a crab, but I wasn't born a lonely crab because I was a twin crab! It's that evil crab! It's my twin brother Crab! He does a lot of evil everywhere, although I try to persuade him every day, but it has no effect, crab! Believe it or not, crabs! I'm killing my relatives now, crabs! It's been a long time since the server was opened, and finally someone came to ask about this task, crab! I'll show you my Hukou Crab! He took out the small red household registration book from his pocket, and sure enough, it was twins, Nyima and Nyima the Crab.
"That's right..." Xuanxuan put away the kitchen knife: "Speaking of which, where is your twin brother?" ”
"He's a crab, and he's hiding in the sewers of River Crab Town!"
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