Originally, the plan to work together was going very smoothly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

But after Hu Weifang put a giant barrel of old vinegar in the shopping cart according to Li Peiru's instructions, none of them fell to the ground.

The person who was strolling around the yogurt area in the distance was not his mother, Fang Ya?

I was glad that Li Peiru and her mother's financial group were not on the first floor, and I didn't bump into my mother during the whole process today, nor was I bumped into by several other colleagues who had seen my mother. However, just at the moment when the supermarket procurement action was about to be successfully completed, I met my mother.

If she sees that she hooks up with the "Sao Fox", her mother will not be mad?

"Hey, Xiaohu, why don't you leave?" Seeing Hu Weifang standing in place, Li Peiru, who was originally looking at his mobile phone to deal with chores, looked up and said curiously.

"Shh......h Aunt Ru, Aunt Ru, I saw my mother," Hu Weifang hurriedly made a silent gesture and lowered his voice, "She's still strolling around the dairy area, let's wait in this seasoning area for a while, and wait for her to buy yogurt and pay the bill." ”

"You kid, what kind of moth, I have a good relationship with Sister Fang Ya, why can't I see her?" Li Peiru was a little confused by the second monk.

Hu Weifang can't say that he is bitter, he can't talk to you about it, saying that my mother actually doesn't like your coquettish dress in a miniskirt with sexy stockings, right?

Although she didn't understand it a little, Li Peiru still showed her basic qualities as an experienced shopping mall veteran, and chose to believe in Hu Weifang's judgment. At least the boy in front of him should really have some difficulty, and he can't let his mother see that he is walking with him.

So, the two of them hid behind the shelves in this relatively independent seasoning area. Specifically describe the layout at that time, the entire seasoning area is a concave shape, but there is a row of shelves in the middle of this concave, and two people are standing in the deepest part of the middle shelf, so as long as they do not enter the seasoning area, people passing by will not look at Hu Weifang and Li Peiru at all.

Seeing Fang Ya passing by the seasoning area, humming a little song and about to go to the checkout, Hu Weifang breathed a long sigh of relief, but he didn't want his mother to suddenly come back, "Ah yes, I remembered, I found that there was not much salt when I scrambled eggs and tomatoes yesterday, so I just bought a pack and went back, I have to go shopping when the time comes." ”

Fang Ya's sudden decision made Hu Weifang, who had planned to push the cart out, fall back again, and stepped on Li Peiru's feet, and the painful latter had to hold the shelf with one hand and rub his delicate jade feet wrapped in iron gray stockings with the other hand.

This action is quite difficult, but Li Peiru, who is used to wearing high heels, can do it steadily.

"Aunt Ru, I'm so embarrassed...... I...... Forget it, my mom is coming in, let's go over there, this shelf has two ways, my mom comes in from the right, let's go out on the left. Although Hu Weifang was full of apologies for the beauty, he still decided to "charge" from the other side.

I didn't want to, another voice came from not far away: "Sister Fang, give me your yogurt, I'll take it for you, you go pick it up, I'll go over." ”

It's over, this voice is Aunt Xiao Zhou, who is sitting at the table from my mother, and she can be regarded as my mother's best friend, I have eaten a few meals with her, if I go out, it will obviously be broken in minutes, not to mention that Li Peiru, a big beauty, is still so conspicuous, it is difficult not to be recognized.

Hu Weifang was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, seeing that his mother had already walked in along one of the concave edges, and if he didn't take some measures, he would definitely recognize the "Sao Fox" next, followed by his "unfilial son".

As the saying goes, if you are in a hurry, Hu Weifang glanced at the side and found that in the corner, there was a gap at the junction of the two shelves, and the top priority was to hide Li Peiru, so he hurriedly commanded Aunt Ru, who had just put on high heels, to hide on the white wall between the two shelves, and then he also came over, leaving a back to the outside world, silently praying in his heart that "Mom can't see me" and "Mom can't see me".

It turns out that his prayers are superfluous, and no one is a fool, can two big living people standing here not be discovered? But in desperate situations, there is often a glimmer of life, such as Fang Ya at this moment, because of the psychological expectation that her son is still reviewing his homework at home to prepare for the third year of high school, how can he appear in the supermarket downstairs of his unit?

Therefore, it is impossible to think that this is his son and Li Peiru, the general manager of the marketing department of his unit, buying things together in the supermarket. What's more, it looks more like a young couple who can't bear it, and they hug each other in the spice section of the supermarket.

Hu Weifang can't see the situation outside, but Li Peiru is sentient, since she has decided to help the young man on the other side get through the difficulties, she must help others to the end. Like now, the two of them were standing stupidly, their hands hanging on their sides like elementary school students waiting for the national flag to be raised, as long as Fang Ya looked at it again, they had to be dressed immediately! will even be seen as a little ruffian indecent beauty blocking a strange woman in the corner?

In this situation, the only way is to continue to pretend to be a couple, so that passers-by think that this is a young couple who can't bear it.

Hu Weifang was nervous and his legs were about to start shivering, and he hadn't heard that his mother had the habit of going downstairs to drink yogurt without eating at noon, and why did the salt at home run out so coincidentally today! If this is discovered, it will not be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River.

Just when he was at a loss, Aunt Ru's nice voice suddenly came from his ears: "Your two hands are too unnatural to touch the trouser line, quickly hug my waist." ”

What? Hugging the waist? Aunt Ru, a big beauty, does a goddess-level OL like herself?

Fortunately, Hu Weifang is still a somewhat self-aware person, even if he is a little handsome, it is impossible for him to soak in a girl so quickly, and it is not a stallion web novel, the protagonist has his own Wang Ba smooth, as long as a beautiful woman sees him, he will give him a monkey.

He also realized that Aunt Ru must have seen his mother's gaze from her point of view, and the two of them could only pretend to be a little couple now, so he smeared the two thief's hands on Aunt Ru's waist in a panic and with a snicker's joy.

"Little rabbit, where are you touching, that's the butt, I'll let you hug your waist, do you understand the waist!" Aunt Ru's voice was seven points annoyed and three points ashamed, and it looked like she was about to become angry.

"Oh oh oh!" I said how it feels so round and plump, I can't put it down. Hu Weifang's thoughts had just risen, and he was about to regret that he couldn't continue to touch Aunt Ru's buttocks, but he was shocked by the feeling of the latter's waist next.

What a thin waist this is! It is a huge contrast with the position just now, one is extremely plump, the other is extremely slender, these two are combined, even if Hu Weifang doesn't see anything, he can make up what kind of attractive curve Aunt Ru's figure is.

"Don't be in a daze, head out, or your mother will see my face."

In order to cover Aunt Ru's delicate face, Hu Weifang really went to the soup and did not hesitate. But when he had such a close eye contact with a woman other than his mother for the first time in his life, when his eyes collided with Aunt Ru's watery Danfeng eyes, the whole person seemed to be electrocuted, adrenaline was secreting frantically, and he felt that his palms were full of sweat, and even ** the waist of Aunt Ru's white shirt.

The most terrifying thing is that Aunt Ru even smashed her lips twice and made some sounds that she had never heard before, which made her little brother a little uncontrollable.

This is, Aunt Ru wants to kiss herself? The first kiss is about to be taken away like this? I'm a little virgin, I ......

"Can you take your hand away? Sister Fang has been gone for half a minute......"

"Huh?"

"Ah what, how old are you this year, you don't understand anything, you have to be a couple like a little bit, you have to let me guide you to hug your waist, and you have to let me match the kissing sound effect myself, it's really ...... to take it"

"Aunt Ru, you were all acting just now?"

"Nonsense, what else can it be if it's not acting? What do you think, you kid? I'm your aunt, you won't think so impure! ”

"No, no, no, I'm just worried that my mother just found out."

"Don't worry, I can't find it, I heard her muttering after she walked over, 'Young people nowadays, it's really indecent'......" Speaking of this, Li Peiru was obviously a little unhappy, "I said Sister Fang is really, what era is it now, where are young people making love, isn't it normal to decide who to be with?" It's just an antique. ”

"That's it." Although the person who said it was his mother, Hu Weifang still agreed.

"You're like my mom, it's a bit overkill, it's too ...... Forget it, don't mention this kind of annoyance. Li Peiru seemed to remember something unhappy, shook her head and stopped talking, Hu Weifang hesitated for a moment, did not answer, and the two of them fell silent.

After staying for a few more minutes, making sure that Fang Ya must have walked out of the supermarket and gone upstairs, the two of them hurriedly checked out and went straight to the parking lot.