Chapter 23: Don't just store the X-map on your computer

This is a dead fat man who still hopes that he can become handsome when he is dying. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"In other words, as long as you slim down your posthumous photo into a beautiful man, you can let go of your obsession and reincarnate, right?" There are so many narratives, but the last one is the main point.

Liu Ye said lightly.

"That's right, it's because of that obsession that I've been reluctant to leave, and I can't help but think that my parents have to face a dead fat man every day."

This kind of fat and ugly existence to a certain level is really unsightly.

"A long, long time ago, when I was a little fat man, I didn't have any friends to play with me, they all said I was ugly, and the teacher disliked me for being fat, so he only gave me two pots of rice per meal."

"Hey, two pots of rice is a lot."

"I've always liked the girl in the neighborhood, but when I confessed, I gave her a courtship gift that I bought with a month's pocket money - a dog whip. I gave it to her, but she told me...... 'You...... He's a good guy. I was very sad for such a cruel refusal, but I cried for half an hour, and the tears did not fall from my face...... "It's completely too big for my face to dry up before it can flow down there."

"Hey, this reason for refusal already shows that the girl is kind, okay? You pervert. Why send a dog whip? ”

"Because I heard from adults that dog whips are very tonifying for the body, she has been thin since she was a child. And then ......"

This guy seems to be endless, and listening to a person narrate the tragic bits and pieces from childhood to the present, it is simply torture. This story is estimated to be told in three days and three nights.

Liu Ye didn't have so much interest and time, listening to him grind on the hypocritical stories that would happen in everyone's youth.

"Well, if your memories are full of these tragic events, your grief will take up half of your life. With this time, you can already lose weight successfully. Perverted. Liu Ye stood up, how could there be so much time in life to be sentimental? Life is about being enjoyable and lazy.

Jin Dapang was slightly stunned, looking at Liu Ye's back, feeling that he was so tall. He's glowing.

"Lord Night Wanderer, where are you going?"

Liu Ye turned his head and showed a sly smile, "Of course, it is to fulfill your last wish." ”

His smile was so charming, Jin Dapang's eyes suddenly lit up with water, and he was infinitely moved: "Lord Night Wanderer......"

"Then let you get out of the way and reincarnate as soon as possible, and save me trouble for the sake of the world." Liu Ye spat in disgust, he hates trouble the most, but every time trouble always finds him.

However, at this moment, in Jin Dapang's eyes, he is still golden and shining.

According to Jin Dapang's guidance, Liu Ye came to Jin Dapang's home.

Diexian rode on Jin Dapang's shoulders as always, like a human umbrella.

"Oooo Liu Ye knocked on the door of Jin Da Fat's house, and when he opened the door, he saw a woman in her thirties, with a haggard face, but she felt very young and beautiful.

"Mom......" Jin Dapang looked at the woman and whispered.

It seems that this is Jin Dapang's mother. Liu Ye said politely: "Auntie, hello, I am Jin Dapang's classmate." ”

When the woman heard the name Jin Dapang, she was slightly stunned, and a trace of sadness flashed in her eyes, "Oh, come in." After that, he said in the same warm voice as before.

Walking into the house, the house was cleaned up very neatly, "This is his room, you can sit casually, I'll make you tea." ”

Typical housewife.

Walking into Jin Dapang's room, his posthumous photo was placed on his bedside cabinet, and three plates of bananas were placed in front of the cabinet.

"Mom...... Mom remembers my favorite banana. Jin Dapang next to him was moved to cry bitterly.

Is this guy a tease invited by a monkey? Are you sure you want to put so many bananas on the table, eat the bananas and go for you?

However, it seems that this is his last photo, black and white, and the face on it is really ugly.

Liu Ye took out his mobile phone and took a picture, of course there is an artifact if you want to beautify your face quickly! His name is: the Meitu App.

It was also at this time that Jin Dapang's mother walked into the house with a cup of tea, "Thank you for still remembering to see Chubby." ”

The woman smiled slightly.

"It's nothing, Auntie, Xiao Jin once told me that he has a very beautiful mother, and when I see him today, Auntie, you are really young."

The woman smiled with relief, "You really know how to talk." Hehe. In fact, after he left, his father and I have always missed him, he was fat when he was a child, he has always been very concerned about this, think about it and blame us, when he was a child, he was only busy and had no time to take care of him, so he developed this kind of overeating and fattening. If it weren't for this, he wouldn't have insisted on losing weight, and he wouldn't have died young at such a young age. ”

Jin Dapang, who was standing beside the woman, had a water glint in his eyes, "I don't blame you, Mom." It's all my own fault. Always so gluttonous. Makes you worry about me. ”

Liu Ye naturally wanted to convey Jin Dapang's meaning to his mother, seeing her sad appearance at the moment, Liu Ye comforted: "Don't be sad, Auntie, if he is still here, he definitely doesn't want to see you like this." He's certainly not to blame you. ”

"I hope I remember a long, long time ago, when I was a fat child, I ......," the woman began to reminisce.

Sure enough, Jin Da Fat Mo Ji's problem is inherited from his mother!

Looking at the current time, I still have classes to attend in the afternoon, and I don't have time to listen to the woman's long narrative.

Liu Ye couldn't help but interrupt, "Auntie, I want to talk to him alone, okay?" ”

The woman naturally knew that she was in the way, so she hurriedly stood up at this moment, "Well, okay." Very few people come to chat with Chubby, and he will be very happy, so I won't bother. ”

Liu Ye smiled and nodded, and the woman withdrew and closed the door for him.

Liu Ye breathed a sigh of relief, "You go and accompany your mother, I'll solve the photo matter." ”

Liu Ye looked so reliable, Jin Dapang nodded heavily, "Then it's hard for you, Lord Night Wandering God." ”

It's hard to come back once, so naturally I want to spend time with my family, even if it's just looking at it like this.

Liu Ye was in Jin Dapang's room, turned on his computer, and prepared to trim his photos with the Meitu App.

As soon as he turned on his computer, he saw the slide on the windows 10 system.

The photos in the computer were made into a slideshow mode, appeared on the screen, played romantically, and the system asked, "Do you miss it?" ”

The corners of Liu Ye's mouth twitched. What the hell are the photos on this guy's computer?

A bunch of yellow se pictures appeared in front of me, nostalgic for a hairy one?