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Windows 10 is simply a perverted existence.

Not much to say, now we must hurry up and make Jin Da fat and thin into a lightning bolt.

Opening the Meitu App and looking at the presence of faces in the entire black and white photo, Liu Ye was a little stunned. And there's no interest in any of these things.

"Disc Immortal, I'll leave this kind of thing to you."

With that, Liu Ye got up and walked to the bedside, picked up the banana in front of the golden tablet and ate it.

I hadn't eaten much at noon, and now the hunger pangs are ferocious.

"Okay, Lord Night Wanderer!" When the Disc Fairy used to lurk in other people's houses at night, he often watched the girls P their photos into immortals.

Judging the photos of the two, Di Xian has long wanted to witness this miracle.

Sitting in front of the computer at the moment, yes, first of all, you have to slim your face, after finding the face slimming tool, Diexian pulled the face on the photo with the greatest force, yes, it was thin into a triangle.

Then, it's the eye magnification, the eye magnification of this dead fish. Raise the nose a little and make the sausage mouth thinner......

Another beautiful skin.

Well, a handsome guy with an awl-shaped face, one-third of the eyes, a beautiful nose, and a small cherry mouth was born!

This kind of beauty beyond ordinary people is simply not cannibalistic fireworks!

"Lord Night Wanderer, please witness my perfect results!" Die Fairy's eyes lit up, waiting for praise.

Liu Ye was eating bananas, and when he turned around at this moment, he saw that the computer was like clouds, rain and wind, and he was not like a human being.

"Poof!" I couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of bananas.

Sure enough, this guy is really unreliable, Liu Ye got up and walked to the computer, and raised his hand to smash her head with a fist at the disc fairy who was waiting for praise.

"Mallet."

Is this beauty? How to look at how it is a deformity.

After Liu Ye's rectification, it looks a lot more normal. When I found that Jin Da was fat and lost weight, in fact, he was quite delicate.

Maybe every fat person is a potential stock.

Because I was in a hurry to go to school, I could only wash out this photoshopped photo at night and change it to Jin Dapang's grave.

In the blink of an eye, at night, Liu Ye washed the photos in the photo studio and went to the cemetery, and his work was about to begin.

Along the way, Jin Dapang held his photo and smirked, "Hey, hey, I didn't expect me to be so handsome." ”

Looking at his smiling face, Liu Ye didn't want to fight, this kind of attitude of being satisfied with himself in the photo but refusing to accept himself in real life is not what Liu Ye agrees with.

"Tonight is just as lively." Liu Ye sighed that since he became a night wandering god, there were many ghosts and monsters that he could see, which made him find that the netherworld was not so terrifying.

To go to the cemetery, you must pass through the red light district of the netherworld, bringing together the unique wine services of the past and the present, Liu Ye walked lazily on the street, and first saw the crow wearing flowers and branches and painting heavy makeup standing at the door to greet the guests, "Come on, guest officer, there is a fresh girl inside, come in and take a look?" "There are several red lanterns hanging at the door, a red wooden door, and rice paper glued to the glass of the checkered wood. Inside is an ambiguous warm yellow.

In the pavilion upstairs of the brothel, a geisha who has captivated the country and the city plays the strings, attracting the attention of passers-by.

This is an ancient Chinese brothel.

Walking forward, in a European-style building, a kiln sister wearing a cheongsam stood at the door and shouted: "This master, do you want to come in and wrap your mouth." With a flattering smile on her face, you can see the women in the room with pear hair, a cigarette pouch in their mouths, and a cheongsam with their thighs exposed.

This is a kiln from the Republic of China period.

Walking further, tall buildings stand tall, and beautiful women with long straight hair stand on the side of the street, wearing super shorts and short vests, and greet the crowd: "One shot five hundred." ”

It's modern......

Take a closer look, it's still more elegant in ancient times.

Human beings are progressing, society is calling, and what was once implicit now must be directly displayed. This is also a great progress in the history of human civilization.

"However, I didn't expect that there would be such a place in the underworld." Liu Ye sighed that many places that have disappeared for a long time in reality are still long in the underworld.

"Of course, the underworld has existed since the beginning of life, so it has a history of thousands of years, but the evolution of human beings has replaced many old things with modernization. The ghosts in the underworld bring together ghosts from the past and the present, so many elements will remain to suit all kinds of ghosts. The underworld is another world. ”

Jiuying said proudly, looking like Liu Ye was short-sighted.

Walking forward again, Liu Ye looked at the grass hut that appeared at the end of the street, three women with fluffy hair, wearing tiger skin skirts and tiger skin tops, sitting in front of the fire and baking the fire, looking at Liu Ye who came over, looking at him excitedly......

This gaze, naked, made Liu Ye very uncomfortable, and there was a straw curtain in the grass shed.

There is a sign at the door of the hut: X=OO.

"What does that mean?" Liu Ye asked curiously.

Jiuying opened his mouth and explained: "This is the most primitive prostitute of human beings, who does not speak Chinese, and the X above represents X, and OO represents that only two steamed buns can be traded." ”

"I'm afraid they don't speak Chinese yet, right? And how can there be guests coming to the door with such a humble background? It is clearly meant to be performed in public. Even if it's cheap, it's impossible for anyone to patronize it. ”

As he was talking, Liu Ye suddenly found that Jin Da Fat beside him was gone.

Looking around, he found Jin Da Fat squatting in front of the ape body roasting the fire, and handed them two steamed buns, "Before the end of this life, at least let me break my body." ”

"This guy ......," the corners of Liu Ye's mouth twitched.

"Lord Night Wanderer, in fact, the discount is also a means of publicity."

"Means?"

"Believe it or not." In a blink of an eye, the publicity of the two steamed buns has lined up, and for the public who only need to solve their physiological needs, the discount will attract more ghosts.

Sweeping it at a glance, there must be a hundred and ten ghosts.

"I'll go, but the two steamed buns are really ......"

"The two steamed buns are just a gimmick to lure everyone to the bait, and when the customer is really halfway through, the price is their main marketing method."

Listening to Jiuying's explanation, Liu Ye saw the half-hidden woman in the grass shed and raised a sign again. X=OOOO.

Otherwise, they will remain in a state of lying corpse.

"Damn, it's grown into four!" Liu Ye sighed.

"No, Lord Night Wanderer, you see, they are different transactions. Each person has to increase the price of four to one hundred steamed buns halfway. ”

Sure enough, after a while, hundreds of steamed buns were piled up by the door of the straw shed.