Fang Ya, the mother of our protagonist Hu Weifang, is particularly unhappy today. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The manager of the unit's marketing department, the "Sao Fox" Li Peiru, was rated as the best of the month again. Although she said that as a financial officer, compared with the sales, marketing and other departments of the business mouth, she was originally paid a dead salary, and she couldn't beat the best monthly selection, but perhaps out of a woman's nature, she really didn't like Li Peiru, who wore a tight suit and a miniskirt all day long, with sexy stockings and high heels.

Although Fang Ya was also a well-known beauty in the neighborhood when she was young, after all, she is now in her forties, and she is not comparable with Li Peiru, a light mature woman who is less than thirty years old. If there is still room for discussion on the matter of "serving the elderly", then the latter wears heavy makeup and sexy clothes every day is really not acceptable to traditional women like Fang Ya.

Other female colleagues in the unit have discussed that the reason why Li Peiru can become the general manager of the marketing department at the age of twenty-seven or eighteen is because of selling hue. Every day, from the chairman to the sweeping uncle, they all have a pair of eyes on Li Peiru's body, and where she is there, she properly holds the attention of the audience.

may have heard some rumors, Li Peiru can also avoid it, so she has served as the general manager of the marketing department for more than half a year, and she doesn't have too many friends in the entire cosmetics company. It stands to reason that this kind of unsociable and maverick role is easy to be squeezed out by this kind of state-owned enterprise transformation company, but Li Peiru's sales data is too good, and it occupies about 30% of the turnover, so it wins various monthly and quarterly evaluations, and the bonus is soft.

The fox who didn't like his eyes took the best of the month, which made Fang Ya unhappy, and his son, who was in his third year of high school, actually picked up a rabbit on the road, saying that he must raise Yunyun, although the little rabbit cub promised that he would never delay his studies, but can he believe this? Ghost believes!

"You, you, it's really not worrying! I was so angry with the fox in the unit today that I didn't expect to go home and you are a little ancestor who doesn't let people stop. You say, this rabbit can't buy a cage to put it in? Can't buy rabbit food every month? Your father's business has lost so much and you don't know that the rabbit expenses increase by hundreds of dollars every month, it's really ......"

Wait, what my mother said just now seems to be ...... This time's mission keyword, Sao Fox?

So, without thinking about the "absolutely no need to close the cage" and "don't eat rabbit food, eat delicious food" that came from Mianmian's voice, Hu Weifang hurriedly extended the theme of the fox.

"Who is so blind that you dare to be angry with my mother? By the way, who is this 'Sao Fox', next time I go to your unit to shake her face, dare to go against my mother, I don't want to get mixed up in Meijie cosmetics. ”

"Who else can it be, isn't it Li Peiru from the marketing department, who was directly airborne to the general manager of the marketing department half a year ago, and wears fancy clothes every day, just that miniskirt, which not only wraps the buttocks and thighs tightly, but also is very short," Speaking of this, Fang Ya also gestured on her trousers, "Oh, it's so short here, more than 20 centimeters above the knee, what do you say it can cover?" Usually the male colleagues in the unit chat with her, either staring at her foxy face or sweeping her thighs, and I can't wait to see her gone. ”

"Okay, I kind of remember her, this kind of woman......"

"Can't marry!" Hu Weifang was still thinking about how to evaluate Li Peiru, but he didn't expect his mother to immediately pop out such a few words. In fact, in his concept, what is this kind of dress, and now the students in the school are all dressed in a variety of styles when they are not in class, and even rumored that a certain school flower has something to do with the underworld, and female teachers are involved in power and sex transactions and other shocking gossip, anyway, the social atmosphere and trend of thought are gradually opening up, and the daily dress is not sexy for a long time.

However, verbally, he still hurriedly agreed: "Yes, you can't marry home!" But I thought of another set in my heart: I have to take the time to get to know this Aunt Li Peiru tomorrow morning, learn from her how to make hot and sour sauces, and then bring them to Lin Xina, otherwise our cold noodle Shih Tzu stall will not be able to keep.

Although Sister Wen, a police officer, has watery eyes and a soft face, she is quite resolute in her personality, and she seems to have a bit of a style of saying the same. Anyway, why can't I remember what Sister Wen's name is, or has she never mentioned her name?

Hu Weifang was not allowed to continue to think about it, and finally was temporarily recognized, so that the rabbit Mianmian who could stay in the three bungalows of the Hu family continued to give instructions: "Persuade your mother to fry tomatoes and eggs at night, and then give me a plate to eat, so that I can recover some physical strength and energy." By the way, prepare a carrot and take you to a fun place tonight. ”

"What's the fun?" Our protagonist forgot to close the door and subconsciously replied to the long-haired rabbit Mianmian, but was heard by the mother who was washing vegetables in the yard, thinking that Hu Weifang wanted to go out to wave again.

"Play and play, know how to play! You'll be in your third year of high school next month, and if you go out to surf every day, what will happen to your grades? If you don't get good grades, you won't be able to get into a good university, and if you can't get into a good university, you won't be able to find a good job......"

"If you can't find a good job, you can't buy a house, and if you don't have a house, you can't marry a beautiful daughter-in-law, right?" The routine has long been figured out by Hu Weifang, and he has learned to answer.

"Hmph, it's good that you know!"

"Mom, I want to eat your fried tomatoes and eggs, make more!"

"Got it! Hurry up and read well, don't play with rabbits! ”

Hu Weifang touched his nose curtly, closed the door of the east house where he lived, and then continued to torture Mianmian.

"Talk on and on, what's the fun?"

"The place I'm going to take you to is the second level of the universe you're currently in."

"Speak human words!"

"I'm a rabbit and can't speak human language!"

"Aren't you some high-end rabbit from the depths of the universe, playing lotus rabbit cotton? Who brags to me that I learned the language of the earth in minutes? ”

"Well, it's actually a two-dimensional space, because the dimension is one order lower than the three-dimensional universe you live in now, so we can use the dimensional advantage to get all kinds of benefits over there." The rabbit was silent again halfway through speaking, in fact, because Hu Weifang is now accustomed to that kind of transfiring brainwave communication, Mianmian no longer pretends to squirm his three-petal mouth to make the picture look inconsistent.

"What benefits? Your ability to hang people's appetites is stronger than the gods who are good at digging pits at the starting point! ”

"What's the starting point?"

"An online novel website, you can read it on the Internet by yourself in the future. Let's get down to business first, let's talk more about this second-level expansion or two-dimensional space! ”

"Forget it, let's stipulate a unified name in the future, and that place will be called the 'Food Dimension'! After all, for a long time, you will only be able to meet some new ingredients somewhere. ”

"Meet some ...... The ingredients? Could it be that they are all goblins in human form? ”

“Bingo！ That's right, but strictly speaking, these ingredients are not goblins, but cute two-dimensional beautiful girls! When we enter this food dimension, the biggest task is to identify these food beautiful girls, and then attract them to work in our restaurant! So I just told you, you don't have to learn to cook first, because these ingredients beautiful girl will help you process your own corresponding ingredients! Alas, looking at your bewildered look, it is estimated that the amount of information poured into you today is too large, so I still wait for you to see it in person...... Hey, hey, I smell the fragrance of tomatoes and eggs, the second grade of the human rank, it turns out that I can't look at the master and abandon it like a shoe, I didn't expect it to arouse so much saliva now......"

"I'm your master, don't feed it around, besides, it's your mother's fried tomatoes, don't slander them! If you dare to beep again, I won't give you dinner tonight! Hungry! ”

"Don't mind, big brother, no, master, you hurry up and serve the food, I'm full enough to recover some energy to make dimensional keys!"

Relating to whether the food dimension can be opened, Hu Weifang was also shocked. didn't continue to "train" the little rabbit, but turned around and went to the Westinghouse kitchen to serve dishes.

The mother Fang Ya was naturally very surprised that her son gave up eating at the dining table, and had to serve the food into his own small black room, and then thought that he had just picked up a rabbit and came back today, and the freshness had not passed, so he was relieved. However, if she knew that she had worked so hard to fry a plate of tomatoes and eggs with a big bowl of rice at night, and her son had not eaten a bite, she wondered if she would be able to maintain emotional stability.

After eating the scrambled egg bibimbap with tomatoes in thirty seconds, Mianmian patted her bulging little belly with satisfaction.

"What do you see? Haven't seen anyone eat as fast as I do? ”

"Not only have I never seen a human eat so fast, but a rabbit has never seen you eat this way?"

"Hiccup...... Didn't you see it this time? Mianmian had a rare and strange expression, and then stood up suddenly, "Isn't that right?" Isn't the scrambled eggs with tomatoes of the mother already reaching the second grade of the human rank? Why is there only four human rank in this plate today? ”

While muttering, Mianmian's little rabbit paw also made an expression of pinching his fingers: "Damn, it turns out that the ingredients are too poor, although the cooking rating has reached the second grade, but the eggs used today are the cheapest...... Tomatoes are also the kind that are sold in piles? I said Lao Hu, oh no, master, has your family been in financial difficulties recently? ”

Hearing Mianmian ask, Hu Weifang also showed a hint of embarrassment: "It's a bit of a bad situation, my dad used to open a rental, and he started it in the nineties, and he made a lot of money, but after entering the new millennium, it will be difficult to do it." So he began to do business in various ways, and once developed for a while, but half a year ago, I didn't know how to think about it, and was fooled by an old buddy that he could go public, and all the money in his family was invested - as a result, the investment object was a leather bag company, and he lost all his money, and even took on a lot of foreign debts. So recently, he had to work in his old profession again, and began to pull online car-hailing, working day and night every day, I really don't know if his body can withstand it. ”

"Alas, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, you are like my family, forget it, don't talk about it...... I feel like my energy should be back to one percent, you go get a carrot, I'll try to make a dimensional key a little bit. ”

"Do you really want carrots?"

"yes, otherwise what are you relying on to tear the space?" Mianmian had a natural expression.

"Then you can't tear the space with carrots, right?"

"I've been gnawed, have a specific shape and saliva stained, just do it, really, don't lie to you! I can smell it all, there's a bag of carrots in the fridge that has been sitting for days, go get it! ”

So, Hu Weifang, who was obviously the owner, was driven again, and while his mother was not in the kitchen, he quickly stole a carrot and ran back to his cabin.

Mianmian does not eat on his stomach like an ordinary rabbit, but stands up, humanely stretches out his front paws to hold the carrot, and then gnaws an orange carrot into an orange and yellow flower key - the yellow part is the core of the carrot.

"I'll try it!" After saying that, the little rabbit paw held the key and swiped lightly in the air.

And then, the space was torn apart?

Wrong, nothing happened.

Mianmian, who originally had an expression of "next is the moment to witness the miracle", was also a little stunned, but soon scratched her head in embarrassment.

"Oops, forgot to shout the spell. Let's try again, I have a front tooth! The second level is expanded, and it is completed! ”

Suddenly, an imperceptible black slit suddenly appeared in the air, making Hu Weifang, who just wanted to complain "Your spell can't be so casual", also breathless. This is an instinctive panic of the low-level beings of the universe seeing the high-level energy of the universe.

But I saw the long-haired rabbit Mianmian as if he was fine, and suddenly jumped towards the black slit and disappeared into the air.

"Big brother, you can't play with me like this, so you can leave some explanations, where have you been."

"I'm in the cracks." After speaking, out of thin air, there was a soft hum from near and far, "In the black slit, those eyes are moving, and the smile is charming ......", which is quite a bit of Huang Jiaju's demeanor back then.

Forget it, they all say that they are as timid as a mouse and timid as a rabbit, but don't they have a rabbit as bold? Hu Weifang gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and reached out to touch the erratic black slit.

He felt like he had entered nothingness, without the ties of gravity, and his whole body was suspended in his mother's amniotic fluid like a baby.

Then just a few seconds later, he noticed that gravity had suddenly returned, and it felt so good to step on the ground.

The foothold is a room full of sci-fi feeling, as if you are in a six-sided pure black box, only the blue screen in front of you and the long-haired rabbit Mianmian standing next to your feet remind you that you are not dreaming.

"Hello, welcome to the second level unfolding of the thirteenth chaotic universe, I am the law of the universe M. Next, a visitor scan is conducted. ”

The faint blue light on the screen suddenly flashed, and then the cosmic law that called itself M began to tell:

"Visitor's Name: Hu Weifang

Visitor's Native Planet: Blue Star

Visitor Number: Blue Star No. 113

Visitor Details: Male, 18 years old, height 176cm, weight 76kg, from the imperial capital of the Blue Star Chinese Empire. Born in the third level of the cosmic calendar, the thirty-fifth era, the eighth hundred and fifteenth generation, the ......"

I continued to read hundreds of words later, but I couldn't stand it anymore and directly interrupted the other party.

"M, can you stop reading the trouble, our dimensional key won't last long, it is estimated that it will only take two or three minutes."

It seems that he also sensed the difficulties of the little visitor who came for the first time, and M didn't continue his tirade about introducing Hu Weifang's ancestors to the eight generations:

"Visitor Details: omitted, filed. Please select the Visitor Development Route. ”

At this time, Mianmian replied again: "Chef route!" ”

"Please choose by yourself, other people will not be able to replace you."

Mianmian was anxious when she heard this, so she quickly jumped up and slapped Hu Weifang's knee.

"I'll take the chef's route."

"Congratulations on choosing the chef route, you are about to be teleported to the two-dimensional reception hall of the Blue Star Chapter of the Chef Guild, good luck."

After saying that, M's electronic sound stopped abruptly, and the blue screen in front of him disappeared. The darkness around him was suddenly lit up, and Hu Weifang found that he was now in the heart of a cartoon-style valley, with green grass at his feet, and the scenery was picturesque.

What's even more special is a stove-like device placed not far away, exuding the smell of rice that makes Hu Weifang, who has not eaten dinner, greedy.

"Young man, I see you haven't eaten yet, can you choose one to eat?" Suddenly there was a faint voice of a strange uncle behind him, which frightened Hu Weifang and Rabbit Mianmian almost fell.

"Uncle...... Where did you come from? ”

Before the bearded strange uncle could answer, Mianmian replied again: "If you guessed correctly, you are the artificial intelligence responsible for delivering the three royal families?" I want to know what the original three royal families of the Blue Star Aborigines were? ”

This time it was Hu Weifang's turn to be curious: "The three royal families? What is the meaning? ”

"You're weak, haven't you played Pokemon, Battleship Girl or anything like that?"

"I've played.,Ship Niang, I'm an old salted fish-level player.,I haven't been active in the long grass in the port recently.,If you clear the new work in your pocket, you haven't hatched the egg to fight.。

"Won't that kind of game also give you an initial pet or ship girl?,That's what the three families are referring to!"

Uncle Beard looked at the person and the rabbit chatting as if no one was around, and he was also a little angry: "I said, do you choose or not?" The initial three families of Blue Star are Rice Niang, Wheat Niang, and Corn Niang! ”