Chapter 1 A Gourmet Bet with a Policewoman
"Do you want to buy my baked cold noodles, if you don't buy them, can you trouble me, I still have to do business!"
At the entrance of the alley, there is a stall cart selling grilled cold noodles, and three small ruffians who look like they are flowing surrounded the modified small three-wheeled child from the left, middle and right angles. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Faintly, a delicate figure could be seen shaking helplessly on her thin shoulders. The woman surrounded in the middle looks pitiful, and in the eyes of the righteous people, it stimulates a desire to protect, but obviously the three little ruffians opposite don't think so - the more helpless the "cold-faced Shih Tzu" in front of them, the more it can stimulate their perverted sense of insulting others.
However, the coincidences and twists of fate are often so shocking.
Many years later, in the face of the graceful beauties under him, Hu Weifang will remember the evening when he was a hero who saved the beauty after his blood boiled.
This feeling made him deranged and dizzyβhe was doing what the three little ruffians had imagined in their minds, and even more than that, but because of the difference in starting point, the object of the "violation" felt willing and unable to extricate himself from the bottom of his heart.
However, at this moment, Hu Weifang is still just an ordinary high school student who is about to enter his third year of high school, enjoying his summer vacation, running around the alley and street in front of his house every day in order to prepare for next year's sports exam.
is just a young man with strong blood, and the first reaction to seeing the injustice is still to pull out the sword to help in martial arts novels, not to mention that the one who is bullied is still a beautiful woman who can double the secretion of hormones and dopamine?
So, regardless of 3721, Hu Weifang, who had practiced a little bit of loose hands, rushed up and punched and kicked, and all the three ill-intentioned ruffians surrounding the small stall were taken down.
Hu Weifang's choice was later evaluated by his mother Fang Ya as "Impulse is the devil - what if the other side has a knife and hurts you", but it got thirty-two thumbs up from his father Hu Yu:
"It is worthy of being my Hu Yu's son, my father named you Hu Weifang at the beginning, and the meaning of asking is 'being a man is only square', I didn't expect you to really do it!"
Then, Hu Yu was instantly pierced by his son: "Dad, I remember the last wedding anniversary, who said that Hu Weifang's three words mean 'Hu Yu is the only one in his heart'?" β
After the consequences of the sharp reduction in pocket money brought about by this short-term behavior, we will not show it for the time being, but after Hu Weifang divided five by two and laid down a few small ruffians, as soon as he raised his head, he could no longer take his eyes off the face of this "cold-faced Xi Shi".
This is also so beautiful! It feels like a jade person who jumped out of the Korean girl group, but the delicate facial features have no traces of reprocessing, and the cold expression does not reject the sense of isolation from thousands of miles away, but it makes people feel more distressed. Then, apart from the slight redness of the skin from the heat of the burning iron plate, there was no blemish.
Strictly speaking, this kind of white and red color difference, this so-called flaw, on the contrary, makes this beauty who is wearing an over-washed plain clothes and looks fairy from a distance, a little more fireworks in the world, and a little more reverie to conquer.
The two of them looked at each other affectionately for ten thousand years, but they were suddenly broken by a shrill siren, and a slightly thick female voice followed: "Lin Xina, my aunt and grandmother, why are you again, how many times have you said that you won't be allowed to set up a stall, why are you still setting up?" β
I saw a heroic policewoman wearing a leather coat and leather pants straddle down from the police motorcycle with a flashing red light, without even locking the car, and just stepped on knee-length boots and walked in front of the five parties -- the cold-faced Xi Shi Lin Xina who set up the stall, the hot-blooded young man Hu Weifang who acted bravely, and the three ruffians who were beaten and screamed in pain.
Seeing the female policeman arrive, the three ruffians seemed to know her, but the wicked person sued first: "Sister Wen, do you have to pay some medical expenses or something for this little brother who beat us?" β
"What kind of virtue do you three have, I don't know yet? Quickly disappear from the sight of the old lady, or be careful that I will hurt you even more! After speaking, she also made a gesture of wanting to kick, scaring the three of them to run away with a crawl, but she also muttered classic villain lines such as "you wait" and "we will come back", which scared Lin Xina's originally white little face even more pale.
Now, there are only Hu Weifang and two long-legged beauties with different styles in the scene, one is cold and lovely, and the other is enthusiastic and spicy. Obviously, Hu Weifang bought the former's account even more, not to mention that a normal person would be confused and angry about what the police had just said:
"I said, comrade policeman, you just came up and didn't help our victims and the righteous and enthusiastic masses to take down the small ruffians, but criticized this Lin ......"
"My name is Lin Xina, just now, thank you." After speaking, Lin Xina's face was a little shy, and she turned to the spicy police flower and said, "Sister Wen, I'm really sorry to cause you trouble again." I know you're right in your criticism, but I've dropped out of school and worked, so I don't want my sister to ......."
"Okay, dare you know each other before? But I think it's understandable that this little sister Lin Xina came out to practice the stall, "Hu Weifang doesn't care if the other party is really younger than him, anyway, it is the little sister who can stimulate the desire to protect," You also heard, her family is in a difficult situation, can you be accommodating? You're older than the city manager, aren't you? As long as you say hello to the big brother and sister of the chengguan brigade, don't copy her stall, won't there be nothing? β
"You just look down on our people's police like this? Are we the kind of people who don't make sense? I still helped pay for Sheena's sister's tuition last semester, but she didn't know what evil she had fallen into, so she wanted to open this kind of snack stall to make money, but...... She doesn't have the skills. I have opened a pancake stall, a stinky tofu stall, and an egg scramble stall, but I can't do it, and this time the grilled cold noodles are just as unpalatable, and it's not a second shift. On the contrary, she is good-looking, and she can always attract all kinds of apprentices, gangsters, and crazy old men to come and harass her. The conclusion is that she can't make any money, and she always causes riots in my jurisdiction, so I don't let her continue to practice. β
Now it was Hu Weifang's turn to be embarrassed, he handed Lin Xina a look, that means, there is such a thing?
Although it was only the first time they met, Lin Xina also understood what Hu Weifang meant, blushed slightly embarrassedly, and nodded lightly.
The police flower next to him seemed to think that he couldn't practice the fake trick just by talking, and continued: "Or Xina, you give this ...... What's your name? β
"I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Hu Weifang, and I will be in my third year of high school this year, studying in the second middle school."
Hearing the second middle school, Police Hua and Lin Xina seemed to be a little bright-eyed, after all, it is a key high school in the city, and it is not easy to get in if you don't have any real skills.
"Ahem, Sheena, why don't you show this little brother Hu Weifang your cooking skills?"
Lin Xina's first reaction was to shake her head, and then saw the police flower's threatening gaze and Hu Weifang's hopeful gaze, so she had to silently increase the heat and start to fry the cold noodles.
In fact, her grasp of the heat is still very accurate, each side is slightly browned and then quickly flipped, it looks like it should be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
However, when Lin Xina pulled out a black bucket from the bottom of the cart and dipped a brush into a weird dark sauce with a black and yellow color scheme and smeared it on the roasted cold noodles, Hu Weifang was also a little unsettled.
This color ...... It's a bit of a bad association......
The smell of this emanation...... It doesn't stink...... However, it seems to be the product of a mixture of many strange spices...... It makes people feel that their appetite goes down in an instant......
What, how did she pass this baked cold noodle......
It looks so bad...... But the plain hands holding the disposable plate are so white and tender, like mutton fat jade...... Let's try it......
Good...... I want to throw up......
"No...... No, I can't eat it...... Indeed......" The last sentence is really unpalatable, Hu Weifang felt that unless after he finished eating this baked cold noodles, Lin Xina, who had a school flower-level appearance, was willing to accompany him to do that kind of embarrassing thing in the library, otherwise he would definitely not be able to eat this weird and extremely dark dish.
No wonder, the people surrounding the booth are all lusters who have taken a fancy to her.
However, I didn't expect Lin Xina to just sandwich the leftover baked cold noodles from Hu Weifang's eating, stuff them in her mouth, and chew them with relish.
"Actually, I think the grilled cold noodles I made are very delicious, and my sister likes it too, but why do other people think it's so unpalatable, Sheena is so sad......"
Hu Weifang suddenly felt, isn't it that Lin Xina and her sister have some strange disease, and there is a problem with their sense of taste? But when I think that they can't even make up for a semester's tuition, I know that they must not even have the money to see a doctor...... What a pitiful pair of sisters. Don't their parents care about them?
But as an outsider, when others don't take the initiative to say it, it is too arrogant to inquire into family affairs, and Hu Weifang can only swallow his curiosity back into his stomach.
"Sister Wen, why don't I help Xina adjust the taste of the sauce, if it's delicious, how about you allow her to continue to set up a stall?"
"No, no, no, this kind of small food truck without a license and health permit is illegal, I have already opened the Internet for the sake of the special situation of her house, and I want to say, Sheena, why don't you set up a stall to sell stockings or something? It's August now, but it's going to get cold soon, and this kind of perishable consumables are all necessary for girls, and they will definitely sell well......"
Who knew that Sister Wen had just mentioned stockings, and a trace of panic flashed in Lin Xina's eyes: "No, no, Sister Wen, you can't sell stockings." β
"Why? I think Sister Wen's suggestion is very good, huh? Hu Weifang was also confused.
"I ...... I sold stockings this spring, and at that time, the idea was also with Sister Wen...... Almost...... As a result, the next day, a strange uncle gave me a hundred yuan and told me to change into the stockings I sold. He's going to buy, buy the ...... that has been worn Then I ran to the bathroom next to me and finished changing, and he ...... Squatted down and reached out to touch my legs...... It's disgusting...... I'm so scared...... I was touched by a man for the first time...... I...... I'm not clean anymore...... Woohoo......"
Speaking of sadness, tears flowed directly from the corners of Sheena's eyes, and it made people feel distressed.
"MD, I'm going to chop that man's groping!"
"Xiaohu, you know Xina for the first time today, who are you, you are so angry. Little boy, always shouting that slash and slash is not good. If you want me to say, don't you need to care more about what happened later? Sheena, where did he touch you, and what happened next? If you are really insulted, your sister Wen will help you investigate clearly, and she will definitely return your innocence! β
"He touched my ankle, and then I ran away in fright, and the stockings that had been bought were thrown there, and I didn't dare to go back and get them...... After that, I didn't dare to go to that area anymore, so I kept setting up a food stall here in Dongsi...... Make a hot meal, I'm so sure-footed, if someone comes to be rude, I can fight to the death with a burning stick! β
Hu Weifang and Sister Police Huawen were both in their hearts, but they didn't expect this seemingly weak girl to have such a strong side. But hearing Sheena's description, the two finally put their minds at ease, being touched on their ankles is not "unclean" at all, many ladies go to the pedicure and have been rubbed by the male master, although one is allowed by themselves, the other is raided, the world is different, but it has not been further violated, after all, it is a blessing in misfortune. Otherwise, a chaste martyr who is willing to take a burning stick to fight with the disciples, if something happens to her, the consequences will be unimaginable.
It's a pity that Lin Xina seems to have a psychological fear of the word "stockings" for this, and she reflexively produces fear emotions, after all, she is still a blank sheet of paper that is not deeply involved in the world, and she can only wait for someone who is destined to slowly adjust her mentality in the future. Of course, Hu Weifang would never have thought that under his future over-training, Lin Xina would change from being afraid of stockings to being obsessed with stockings, and as soon as she put on stockings, she would automatically turn on the switch of temptation mode, and her hormones would explode in an instant.
It was Sister Wen who spoke first to break the awkward silence between the three of them: "Otherwise, I'll consider Xiaohu's proposal, if you can make a delicious sauce and help Xina supply it stably, I will agree with her to continue selling snacks, and even help her find a fixed small stall here in the future!" β
"Yay! Sister Wen, you're so good! β
"Don't get too happy too soon, if the sauce you're making isn't particularly tasty, it's just generally tasty! It's better to have something special, it's rare to see it elsewhere - after all, it's a food stall, and I don't want the customers to be attracted by the beauty of our cold noodles, so I have to come and help her deal with all kinds of hooligans every day, it's very tiring! Speaking of which, Sister Wen really made a gesture of holding her forehead with one hand and her waist with the other, indicating that she was really tired.
"Okay, good, I'll complete the mission!" Hu Weifang felt that he was full of energy, at least it was much more interesting than completing his summer homework like a sea of questions.
"Then I'll give you a day, lest you ask for foreign help to help, and then the supply will be unstable! Tomorrow evening, it's still at the mouth of this Yanle Hutong, Sheena, you push this cart over, bake cold noodles and brush them with Xiaohu's secret sauce, if you pass my level, I will fully support your stall. Speaking of this, Sister Wen directly stepped on her police motorcycle and walked away, leaving the slightly embarrassed young boys and girls who met for the first time staring at each other.
"That...... Sheena, can you leave me a phone number? So that I can contact you at any time tomorrow if I have something......"
The little goddess on the opposite side had a look of embarrassment.
"What's wrong?"
"I'm sorry, my sister and I originally used the mobile phone number left by my father, but he and my mother owe a lot of money for treatment...... As a result, both of them still ...... front and back Gone ......."
Although the crybaby-like cold face Xi Shi Lin Xina brought pear blossoms and rain, and the words were not finished, but this time it hit the softest side of Hu Weifang's heart. A pair of poor orphan sisters...... Mobile phone number...... I guess I had to throw it away because a lot of people were chasing it.
Although he wanted to say generously, "I'll buy you a mobile phone", but the family's economic situation has not been much better recently, so after a while, Hu Weifang still decided to think about how to solve the problem of special secret sauces first. I'm a kitchen idiot, and I tried to cook a "surprise" dinner for my parents before, but only one dish was fried, and the taste can only be described as "frightening".
And my mother Xia Susu works as an accountant in a cosmetics company, and my father Hu Yu drives an online car-hailing service, but each has a few good at home-cooked small stir-frying, but none of them are professional chefs. It's not that the sauce can't be made, but the deliciousness is definitely not enough to open a stall for the police flower.
Thinking of this problem, Hu Weifang was stunned and had no intention of continuing to get tired of Lin Xina, and left a sentence with a firm will, "I will definitely bring super delicious secret sauces", and left silently, leaving the beauty to clean up her mood alone, reminiscing about the day full of divine turns.
As he walked, Hu Weifang suddenly burst into tears like Lin Xina just now.
Because, he suddenly remembered his grandmother, who was particularly delicious in cooking.
If...... If grandma is still there...... That's it.
Grandma's fried tomatoes and eggs are so delicious, not too sour, not too sweet and not too salty, but it can make me, a person who doesn't like staple food, put two large bowls of rice on the plate and eat them in one go.
Grandma's pimple soup is so delicious, she makes her own pimples with noodles, and with full condiments, she kills those skewer restaurants and Beijing restaurants that are famous for their pimple soup.
Grandma's stewed sauce elbow is so delicious, it has to be done a lot during the Spring Festival every year, and it is sent to the five daughters' families for several people, but he loves his uncle's only son the most, and he leaves him the most and the most.
Grandma's fried noodles are so delicious, they will definitely be able to make a delicious secret sauce so that Hina's food stall can survive......
In the alley next door, under a huge old locust tree, there is a gray and white rabbit. The rabbit had a round face, long hair, and straight ears, as if listening for something.
Suddenly, it suddenly spoke: "This is ...... 'Remembering Taste and Thinking People'?" Damn, on this backward planet, there are still indigenous chefs who can cook to reach the realm of 'remembering and thinking about people'? Isn't this a special effect that can only be triggered by prefecture-level chefs, but, I have been observing this broken planet for a long time, and the ingredients are all human-level ordinary ingredients, and most of them are tattered goods of eight or nine grades. β
Thinking of this, the rabbit began to run in circles around the old locust tree eagerly, as if thinking about what to do, and from time to time showed a vivid human expression.
"It's a pity, it's a pity, according to their reasoning in the language of this earth, that chef with the possibility of heaven-level talent is probably dead. However, the person who has just triggered the special effect of the 'Memories of Thoughts' cuisine seems to be a descendant of an indigenous chef, what is it called? By the way, Mom's mother, it's Grandma...... Anyway, it's an immediate family. β
"Alas, I miss my grandma too."
Like an infectious disease, after Lin Xina and Hu Weifang, the little rabbit who was so weird that he could speak suddenly sobbed and rubbed his red and purple rabbit eyes.
"Grandma, I must find a talented chef on this backward planet, be his rabbit, do my best to assist him, train him to the heavenly level, and then shatter the void and go back to see you!"