Chapter Forty-Eight: Life, Rope Life!
Warm sunshine, sunflowers gently swaying in the wind. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"You say, the sunflowers revolve around the sun during the day, and what do they do at night when there is no sun?"
The two of them were lying on the hillside, and in the hazy she asked in a trance.
"At night... What else can they do, when there is no sun, they will bow their heads and eat melon seeds. ”
"Poof...
"Haha..." He also smiled, and his eyes were all white when the sun was shaking. Suddenly closed his eyes from white to dark blue, he opened his eyes strangely, saw her between him and the sun, looked at him, his hair fell down like a waterfall, provoked him to grab it with his hand, and then gently stroked: "What's wrong?" ”
"Will you always like me?"
"Of course."
"Wherever I went?"
"Of course. It's like I can get you out of my way and run away. ”
She smiled, unnaturally, and moved away from him and the sun.
"Speaking of which... Little pit daddy come here to play again... ”
'Knock, knock, knock. I don't know where the sound came from.
"Yes, that soul is coming again, this time I have to bully him." He laughed.
'Knock, knock, knock. The voice continued.
"Ahh What was that... As he spoke, suddenly the grass under his body became like a bottomless black hole, and he sank into it, and he stretched out his hand desperately towards it, but it was getting farther and farther away from the grass, the bright sun, and her.
'Knock, knock, knock. The voice continued.
There was a polite knock at the door.
There was no response in the room, and the knock on the door kept repeating.
"Here we go." The most worried guy shook his head and climbed down from the bed, staggered over hastily in his clothes, and looked at the cat's eye as someone he didn't know: "Who." ”
"Hello, are you the most worried guy in our tunzi?"
"Ah, yes."
"I was sent by the pit dad to discuss matters related to the final duel."
The most worried guy suddenly came to his senses: "Wait a minute." He dressed carefully, and then went to knock on the door of Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan.
"That, I'm sorry I came a little early, our lord didn't sleep all night and urged me, it's really a last resort, if you haven't eaten yet, you can finish breakfast first and then discuss with me."
Xuanxuan and Lu Xiuxiu both came out, and he was about to knock on Ji Xueba's door, but was stopped by Xuanxuan: "Don't disturb him to gnaw on the sea." ”
"Oh... Then let's discuss. ”
I found a meeting room in this hotel, and casually asked to bring breakfast in, and the four of them began to discuss.
"For the sake of convenience, just call me an agent." The man sent by the pit father said: "For the fairness and justice of this duel, and in view of the loopholes in the previous one, this one can only rely on its own strength, and there are weapons that can only be used to discuss and decide, do you agree?" ”
Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan looked at the most worried guy, and he readily agreed: "Agreed, it's just a little pit daddy, I'm not afraid of him." The last game really played a little trick with the demon god. ”
"That's great." The agent said, "Then decide on the weapons for the duel." ”
The most worried guy held his chin: "How about the axe." ”
The agent shuddered: "Oh my God! Have you ever wondered what happens in a brutal duel where both sides use axes! ”
"What will happen?"
"It's going to bleed!"
“。。。 What are you going to do ... ”
The agent was speechless: "No... No, no, I just feel that using an axe is too savage, can I change it to another weapon? ”
The most worried young man weighed it in his hand a few times, and his eyes lit up: "Pickaxe!" ”
“。。。 That, do your companions have any better opinions? He didn't plan to talk to this cold weapon madman, so he pointed to Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan.
"Hmm... Lu Xiuxiu pondered: "How about the shotgun?" If you want a 20 mm caliber one, don't put iron sand to fool people, and you should install large-caliber multi-warhead special bullets, which can beat people into a sieve with one shot. ”
The agent shuddered again: "Sieve! Oh, my God! He looked at Xuanxuan and thought to himself that girls should always have the idea of being a little softer and immortal.
Xuanxuan saw his gaze and said happily: "I propose to be twenty meters away from each other, holding a Gatling six-hole rotating hand-cranked heavy machine gun to strafe each other, with a rate of fire of more than 3,000 rounds per minute." ”
The agent barely fell to the ground, then barely stood up under the gaze of the three of them.
“。。。 Do you have a better solution? The most worried guy asked him.
"Of course! Of course! The agent's eyes lit up: "I propose to throw bricks at each other at a kilometer apart." ”
"You can throw a kilometer of bricks!??" The first three screamed at the same time!
“。。。 Then ... Throw vases at each other a hundred meters apart. "The agent regressed.
“。。。 I propose. The most worried guy turned his head and didn't look at the agent and said, "Use Miao. Slashes at each other. (Miao. The knife is a knife created by Qi Jiguang, a famous anti-Japanese general, with a total length of about 160 centimeters, which is a mixture of a knife and a gun, which can be held with one or both hands, and has great lethality. )
"With a big . Ma Shi. Leather. Let's fight each other with knives! Lu Xiuxiu proposed.
"Mad Dog Advanced Tactical Assault Knife!" Xuanxuan proposed.
"Military shovels!"
"Open. Mountain. Knife! ”
"Grenade launcher!"
"Chainsaw!"
"Malayklux Sword!"
"Big cold steel dog. Leg! ”
The agent couldn't help but tremble when he heard the names of the things that popped up one by one: "Guys, you will die if you play like this... ”
"Oooh! Who said the last name? It's so flavorful! I can't wait to fight with that! ”
Xuanxuan raised her hand: "I said!" Read with me: Cold Steel ~~ Big ↗↗ Dog. Leg! ”
"Cold steel ~~ big ↗↗ dog. Leg! ”
"Cold steel ~~ big ↗↗ dog. Leg! The decision is yours! Go back and report! Fast! ”
The agent was pushed and shoved out of the room: "Cold steel ~~ big ↗↗ dog. Leg! He also learned to shout like that, but he thought it was ridiculous, speaking of which, the big dog of cold steel. What the hell are legs? . . In fact, it's more just sarcastic about himself like a dog who cheats on his father. The legs are the same... Probably not a deadly weapon. There was a funny scene in his head of two people smashing each other with chicken thighs, and he couldn't hold back his laughter.
Originally, he planned to go back directly to inform the master, but he was curious for a moment and wanted to verify the scene in his mind of smashing each other with chicken thighs, and then, he went to find Du Niang.
"Cold steel ~~ big ↗↗ dog. Leg! The most worried guy said exaggeratedly, as if he saw that she had run towards him, so he stepped forward to walk out of the living room and go back to the house to sleep, and she wanted to run by herself The feeling was getting stronger and stronger! Just as he put his hand on the doorknob, there was a rush of footsteps! I slammed the door and knocked him out and against the wall at the other end!
"Wow! My dear! Your deep and thick love ... "The most melancholy guy is overjoyed! I immediately got up and was going to hug the comer! I saw that the man who came was a sweaty agent...
Xuanxuan and Lu Xiuxiu looked at him with that kind of eyes, and he cleared his throat: "I'm sorry I'm thinking about things... Why are you back again? ”
He pulled out a long, thick and strangely shaped knife from behind him in a panic: "This is cold steel~~ big ↗↗ dog. Leg? I poke me and I can't change this tone! ”
"Wow!" The most worried guy didn't hide his surprise: "It's really good!" I'm going to use it to chop up the little pit daddy! ”
"That's right, this is the legendary cold steel ~~ big ↗↗ dog. Leg! Xuanxuan nodded.
"It's going to kill someone!"
"So, thanks to the advice again, what did you plan to do? The duel is to make them die early and not live longer? ”
“。。。。。。 How can you be so uncaring for life! Life! It's only once for everyone! It's invaluable! Something incomparably precious! Bingxin once said: I dare not say what life is! All I can say is what life is like! Life! It's like a river flowing eastward! The agent recited aloud and full of emotion: "He originates from the highest!" Ice and snow are his predecessors! He gathers its many trickles! Synthesize a powerful wave! ”
"Stop, stop! Spare Bingxin! ”
"Ah, don't you like domestic ones, then, Nobel once said that life is a gem given by nature to human beings to carve!"
"I'll let him go home and tinker with explosives!"
"Prejudice against Nobel? Well, Chernyshevsky once said: life is beautiful, for man, beauty is impossible... ”
"Don't talk about the importance of life anymore! It's not a language test, it's impossible for you to quote a few sentences and give you extra points! ”
“no! Shakespeare! Napoleon! Einstein! Montesquieu! Balzac! Tagore! Emerson! Rousseau once said! ”
"Stop, stop, stop, your mother's legs!! Just use the big dog. Leg! Protests are ineffective! ”
The agent was kicked out this time! Kick out of the house and kick out of the hotel! When he cried and reported to the pit father, the pit father couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Okay, just do it!" ”
“。。。 Master? Didn't you say that you should choose a more elegant one that won't hurt you? . . ”
"My mind has changed, I will definitely win tomorrow, there are too many loopholes to exploit here." The pit daddy got up, lit a few incense sticks, inserted them in the incense burner, and then walked towards the one where she once lived. Courtyard walked.