The game against the one-meter-five soldier commander to hunt giants is about to begin. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The commander of the one-meter five soldiers is a legendary figure, with a strange hair shape, it is said that he has a serious cleanliness habit, and his eyes look like the world is terrible, and it is said that the combat power is equivalent to a brigade, all kinds of seconds kill giants, and there are videos and pictures everywhere of him cutting off the back of the giant's neck in an instant.

There are not many giants in Phuket Island, they all crossed over from somewhere for some reason, and now they are all expelled into a large forest by the commander of one meter and five soldiers. Therefore, the commander of the 1.5 meters has made extremely outstanding contributions to the peace and prosperity of Phuket.

Driving the pumpkin and mule cart towards the forest, inside the car were the most worried guys, Xuanxuan, Ji Xueba, and Lu Xiuxiu.

The most worrisome guy is wearing a three-dimensional mobile device that he wears for the first time (a device that can be used for fast and flexible three-dimensional movement in Attack on Titan.,If you've seen it, it's easy to say.,If you haven't seen it.。。。 The vine that understands Tarzan of the Apes can be thrown everywhere, and it can be swung wherever it sticks, and that's it. If any reader is going to ask me who Tarzan of the Apes is... Well, think of it as a big horse monkey who is skillful swinging trees and vines everywhere. ）

He was dressed in a three-dimensional motorized device that he wore for the first time, and posed in various cool poses in the modest space of the carriage.

“。。。 I said, haven't you ever used this thing? ”

"Huh? Of course not, what is this thing for, and the paragraph of the author's annotation, I want to ask the author what a horse monkey is. ”

“。。。 Is it necessary for us to participate this time... If you just admit defeat, you won't have to... ”

"How can you say such a thing! Didn't I think I was going to lose at the beginning of the match with the Six-Five Dao Immortals! My dear will empower me! "The most worried young man is righteous.

Xuanxuan shook her head and stopped talking.

"You can call you Brother Lu to give you power!" Lu Xiuxiu was still wrapped in a thick bandage, and one arm was still in a plaster.

“。。。 Speaking of which, what are you doing here! And what did you run out of the previous chapter too! Look at the people Palicio and the most handsome old man to cultivate with peace of mind! ”

Lu Xiuxiu was silent for a while: "... There are too many nurses in the hospital, and I can't help but want to commit crimes... ”

“。。。。。。”

“。。。 And for good reason! ”

The tall canopy of trees could already be seen on the far horizon, and the pit daddy and his entourage had already arrived, and this forest was not far from pit dad city.

There was a wooden building at the edge of the woods, a hut, and a sightseeing seat, and a large screen in front of the sightseeing seat, and the pit father took a few servants who had not yet been hired to sit down.

The host didn't know where to get a helicopter, and flew suddenly: "Festival Drill War Radio and Television Station, Festival Drill War Radio and Television Station, now broadcast live to the whole Phuket Island, the one-meter five soldier commander and the scum scum Tunzi The most worried guy hunted the giant!" Ladies and gentlemen, please don't blink and don't change the channel! See! The man in the canopy! It's the legendary one-meter-five captain! ”

The pumpkin mule cart had been parked in the parking lot, Xuan Xuan and Ji Xueba walked towards the sightseeing seat, Lu Xiuxiu got out of the car with difficulty, and secretly handed us a thing and whispered a few words in a low voice.

The host pointed to the most worried guy and introduced: "This is the scum who came to challenge us and the most worried guy!" ”

"It's not that I can't help myself! It's the pit daddy who chose this! The most worried guy shouted.

The one-meter five soldier commander is cooperating with the live broadcast with two knives standing on the canopy of the tree and posing, he looks around at the forest and the land of Phuket Island, and has the same expression as in the photo, he looks around, looks around at the sightseeing seat, he sees something, and immediately starts the three-dimensional mobile device and flies over!

He skillfully flipped a few heels in the air to reduce the impact, landed lightly on the sightseeing seat, put on a mask, put on gloves, took out a piece of white toilet paper from his pocket, and picked up the corpse of a mosquito from a seat: "Dirty." "Then he threw it in the trash.

The host hurriedly complimented: "Sure enough, it's a good skill plus a well-known cleanliness habit!" ”

Xuanxuan was just about to take a seat, but was startled by the goods that suddenly flew over to pick up the mosquito corpse, and when he found out that he was just here to pick up a mosquito corpse that he couldn't see at all and wouldn't hinder anyone, he secretly cursed in his heart for being neurotic.

The commander of the five soldiers continued to look around looking for garbage, but he was quite unexpectedly bumped into a gaze looking at him, it was Xuanxuan, and the eyes of the two people collided together, Xuanxuan saw that a touch of crimson appeared on his face, and then he flew over with a breath.

Xuanxuan took a step back and leaned against the wall of the sightseeing seat and quickly pulled out the kitchen knife, the one-meter five soldier commander stopped in front of her, stretched out a hand, but he was short, his hand was held high to Xuanxuan's head and pressed against the wall of the sightseeing seat behind her, looking up at her, still with the expression of the world terrible: "You." ”

"Huh? At... At. "Although he has a kitchen knife in his hand, the coercion he brings is still very strong.

"What's your name?"

"Ahh Day lily... Day lily. ”

"I want you to know that I have contracted the back of the whole world for you." Then the one-meter five-soldier station turned around and went quietly, his face still red.

“。。。。。。。。” Xuanxuan watched him walk away: "What? ”

Ji Xueba put down the question that blocked his face: "He is confessing." ”

“。。。。。。 Yes? ”

The host immediately said on the helicopter: "It is said that the most worried guy in our tunzi is a master of physical skills!" In the last game, he suppressed the six and five immortals purely by using physical techniques! I don't say I'm optimistic about the commander of the 1.5 soldiers in this scene! ”

Ji Xueba took down the question that blocked his face again: "The host's words are so sour." ”

“。。。。。。 Yes? Xuanxuan looked at Ji Xueba strangely, feeling like she didn't know him anymore.

Ji Xueba covered his face with a sea of questions, ignoring and not answering.

"In this competition, the dirty one-meter five-soldier commander and our most worried guy will compete to kill giants! There are now forty giants in the forest! After all 40 giants have been killed, you will find out how many giants each of them killed! If each of them kills twenty ... Of course it's unlikely, but a tie will be considered a victory for the person who killed his twentieth head first! Of course, the one who is eaten will naturally lose! This time, there will be flying cameras following behind the two of them! In addition, this program is exclusively title-sponsored by Anal Cool and Soaking Cool Bathtub! Now, the race begins! ”

A burst of rousing background music sounded! It's the famous song "Attack on the Chrysanthemum" of Pit Daddy City! Please hum along to the melody! Chrysanthemum Chrysanthemum Chrysanthemum ~~ Chrysanthemum Chrysanthemum Chrysanthemum Chrysanthemum ~~ Chrysanthemum Chrysanthemum Chrysanthemum Chrysanthemum Chrysanthemum T o

meinfreund！ jetzthier

loria……..）

"Kakaka!" The host kicked the sound engineer out of the helicopter: "What the hell! Who told you to put the theme song of the second half of the giant: Wings of Freedom! Who sings the broken lyrics except the author! If you want to play the theme song of the first half, you can also play it! Come on, Red Lotus Arrows! ”

A burst of passionate background music rang again!

‘seinesherzenanwiesinddie

jageer！ Then the host began to sing along after this sentence: "Ah~~Ah~~~~~~~Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The pit dad pointed to the live broadcast in the sky: "Where did the host come from?" ”

“。。。 I don't know. ”

I could only hear the chirp of the helicopter, and the host stopped moaning. Yin, turned his head to look, and saw the commander of the one-meter five soldiers flying up with a mobile device, one knife split the loudspeaker into two with the other knife, and stabbed the song screen with the other knife: "Dirty thing." Then he went down, leaving the host in horror on the helicopter.

The sound engineer screamed and fell, and was held in the hand by a giant who stretched out a hand and was about to put it in his mouth, only to see a black spinning top fly down in the sky, and the flesh on the back of the giant's neck flew out, and the sound engineer found himself in the arms of a one-meter and five soldiers! The commander of the five soldiers of one meter sent him to the front of the sightseeing seat quickly, and then returned to the forest at a rapid pace, at this time the most worried guy was running into the forest. . . Just ran to half the distance between the sightseeing seat and the forest...

Xuanxuan covered her face with her hands: "Is this still saved? . . ”

Lu Xiuxiu looked indifferent: "Trust me." ”

“。。。 Believe you have wool. ”

"You'll understand." Lu Xiuxiu squeezed his eyes.

The host was angry in the sky, looking at the tracking video of the one-meter five-soldier commander and shouting loudly: "The second Olympics! Can you get a few high-IQ giants! It's the fifth! This filthy guy has killed the fifth! Sixth! It's the eighth head of the next Olympics! He's got the eighth one! Our star of hope is the most worried guy in Tunzi! I haven't even run into the forest yet! Can you waste a little more! ”

A triumphant smile appeared on the face of the pit father.

Our Tunzi was the most worried, and the young man was sweating profusely: "How did I poke him and take him flying!" How so fast! A giant spotted him, stretched out his monstrous head and looked at him carefully, and he stopped his feet about to enter the forest, and stared wide-eyed.

The giant greedily stretched out a huge hand towards him!

He cried out, "Empower me, dear! So he punched the giant's fingers!

"Ahh This punch is monstrous! This is the legendary body technique to defeat the legendary six-point five immortals! O big, incompetent giant! Once you're in melee combat, it's your time to die! The host enthusiastically explained to him.

Then our most worried young man was flicked by the giant's finger and flew away, flew to the helicopter, and fell down again in a perfect arc, and finally landed on a big tree branch with a thunderbolt.

"Sub-Olympic !!" As soon as the host saw that the commander of the 1.5-meter soldier had already killed the twelfth head! angrily threw Mike down, dragged the driver out of the driver's seat, and sat on it himself: "Mother, dare to be disrespectful to my beloved eldest sister!" The eldest sister is my own! ”

The helicopter quickly flew into the sky above the 1.5-meter commander, and after locking on the 1.5-meter commander, the missile, bomb, and bullets poured down on him!

When the bullets and shrunnel were blocked by the double knives of the one-meter five soldiers and made a wonderful rhythm, the host was pouring ammunition when he heard an ominous chirp from the plane, and he understood that he was locked by the rope of the three-dimensional maneuvering device, so he hurriedly climbed up quickly, and urgently summoned the bathtub under the helicopter! A large piece of the bathtub was cut in two, and at the same time, the helicopter's landing gear was also sturdy, and then the commander of the five meters thought that this height was also a little dangerous and let him go, the host was scolding the mother, only to see our Tunzi The most worried guy hung on the branches, and the surrounding has attracted four giants with big mouths eager to try!

Shet! He hurried over to that side, intending to throw the rope. Why save him? He didn't know, but if this kind of imbecile defeated the guy who casually attacked his eldest sister, it would cause a huge psychological blow to the commander, destroying a person's body, far less interesting than destroying a person's spirit, he thought with a bad taste.

The screen shows that the commander has killed the sixteenth! The helicopter is still far from the most melancholy guy! There was already a giant who reached out and grabbed him and was ready to open his bloody jaw! The most melancholy guy is in a daze and hasn't woken up yet!

The host gritted his teeth in the helicopter, Xuanxuan Lu Xiuxiu stood up and his face was bloodless, the pit father closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look at it, and muttered at the same time: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... It's all for you, for you, for you... ”

Where is this? The most melancholy guy didn't wake up in a daze, and the swaying canopy seemed to be a romantic scene of sitting on the big tree behind the house with her and waiting for the sunrise. . . Ah, it doesn't seem to be the tree in my hometown, why does it still seem to be stuck? He moved, unable to move at all, he turned his head, intending to look at his surroundings to determine where this was, but he saw a large mouth of blood that smelled of blood and rancidity, and he suddenly came to his senses.

But it's too late, he's already been stuffed into the giant's mouth! Those sharp teeth are about to stop and fall!

This is a painting, a painting titled Despair, Xuanxuan stretched out a hand to him from afar, full of tears, Lu Xiuxiu put his hands on his chin, and opened his mouth wide as if shouting something, Ji Xueba showed a small half of his expressionless face from the top of the question, but he could see that his face was pale, pit father, he closed his eyes, and seemed to be praying.

What is Lu Xiuxiu shouting?

What is Lu Xiuxiu shouting??

What is Lu Xiuxiu shouting???

The most worried guy wasn't sure if he had forgotten something, what he had forgotten, what he had forgotten, what he had forgotten, what he had forgotten? It's about to bite down, it's about to bite off, what is Lu Xiuxiu shouting, what is Lu Xiuxiu shouting? He seemed to remember something, the arm that he had been in the way when he just got out of the car but didn't take it off or tell him, he held his arm high, in fact, he didn't have much hope, he shouted: "Come out!" Open defecation messenger! ”

The ground trembled.

The giant's head was torn into two by the giant demon god that suddenly bloomed in his mouth, and a robot almost the size of the giants appeared!

The most worried young man was overjoyed: "The big green button that confessed drew the sword... Big green button... He began to look for the platform, and several giants who were still surrounding outside opened their mouths to bite at the mechanical creature that appeared out of thin air, but unfortunately their teeth were bitten on the steel, and it had no effect.

He finally found the green button! Draw your sword! Manipulating his arm, he swung around and cut off the three giants who had gnawed him in two!

"You actually lent this to him... Xuanxuan wiped her tears with her hands, but as if she couldn't finish wiping them, she turned her head to look at Lu Xiuxiu.

"Because the rules don't say that you can't use external forces, although it is my precious body, but it is nothing compared to the happiness and pursuit of my precious friends." Lu Xiuxiu sat down, smiling, his face still pale.

Xuanxuan pounced and hugged Lu Xiuxiu tightly: "Thank you... Thank you... ”

Lu Xiuxiu fell into her warm embrace, his face was flushed, and his whole person was breathing rapidly and greedily, and he had already jumped out of this dimension.

Ji Xueba showed his eyes in the sea of questions, squinted at them, and then hid his whole face with the sea of questions again.

"The victory is still mine! It's still mine! Although the pit father also breathed a sigh of relief, he also stood up angrily: "The commander has killed eighteen heads!" That soil. The turtle just killed four heads! ”

The most worried guy thought about Lu Xiuxiu's guidance: ←↑↓→ ↗↘↖ heavy attack and press the pink green sky blue keys together! Fly and destroy the world! Shoot at that commander! So he immediately locked up the commander in the woods! The Captain just killed another giant! It's already the nineteenth head!

The most worried guy quickly pressed out the ←↑↓→ ↗↘↖ heavy attack with the pink green sky blue keys! He yelled, "Flying and destroying the world!! He pressed the key, and the external open defecation messenger turned around and bent down, spraying a bombshell from his hips! Bombed in the commander's position! After the bomb landed, it produced a splashing effect, and a large pile of Xiang-colored sticky stuff collapsed! Splashed the commander with a strange sticky substance that was yellow in dung! (This trick was also used in Chapter 28 of Supreme Toilet Town.) ）

The commander screamed and made a sound like killing a pig! He quickly crashed into the lakeside in the forest, and took out a large bag of carved large-capacity super laundry detergent, cut the bag and buckled it upside down on his head!

"What are you doing! What are you doing! The old man didn't care about his image, took out a big electric horn and shouted: "You kill two more heads!" We'll win! Hurry up and do it for me! Or fire! Dismiss!!! ”

"It's dirty!!! How is it possible to go to work without washing!! If you want to be fired, you can do it!! "There was the roar of a one-meter-five soldier commander from the other end!

The old man angrily threw the big electric horn and directly led the servants back to the house!

The result of the game is already clear, the one-meter five soldiers killed nineteen heads, and we were the most worried guys, killing twenty-one.

Coming down from the open urinating number, our most worried guy hugged Xuanxuan and Lu Xiuxiu excitedly, Xuanxuan cried excitedly, Lu Xiuxiu had not recovered from her hug just now, and there was a happy pink gas in his nostrils, so he was hugged by the most worried guy again.

"You and her are the two most precious treasures in my life."

Ji Xueba showed his eyes from the sea of questions, glanced at them quickly, and then continued to cover his face.

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