Yes. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info. The sputtering effect of this bullet is really terrible, but fortunately it is not modulated and penetrating.

That idiot of the dean, he never thought that I would wear body armor under a trench coat!

The most difficult thing for people to refuse is something, of course, it is the thing entrusted by the deathbed, because the person opposite is about to return to the west, out of sympathy, but also because it can't be done anyway, the goods will not know, so basically will not refuse.

Then, in this case, be a little simpler, tougher, and cook raw rice to mature rice~~~~

Yogiguro affectionately closed his eyes and kissed his big lips, full of self-satisfaction.

Ah, sure enough, the kiss arrived.

The other party's lips are very soft, and there is a small fishy smell, but it is very slippery, and people can't help but indulge in it, ah, this taste, ah, you can feel the other party's violent snort, ah, it's so wonderful, Xiao Xiuxiu, you will be me from now on.

Huh? The other party actually took the initiative to stick out his tongue! So bold!

Yes! Little Xiuxiu,It's really unbelievable.,You're like this.。。。 Yogiguro opened his eyes, intending to appreciate the sweet moment for himself, but he opened his eyes, and there was a clear gray object on the other side, which seemed to be sticky on the surface.

Ahh

He stuck out his tongue and took a slight step back, trying to see what was across from him.

This is... Blue-gray scales, smooth body, streamlined shape, blazing dead fish eyes, a nose with only two holes is still panting, the fish face is full of crimson, dear Lu Xiuxiu poked his head out behind this guy and peeked forward nervously.

"I know I've been waiting for the day when a prince will kiss me and wake me up, and that day has finally come." Parisio's affectionate recitation: "Dear~love~~da~~~~~ puff puff。。。。。。 ”

With a loud bang, Parisio poked into the walls of the auditorium in a spiral shape, his legs and tail drooped outward, and Yogiguro knelt on the ground and choked his throat! I took out the evil pupil white cat dish soap from my pocket and poured it into my mouth!

The remaining Vice President Zhao ran over with a knife and fork towards Parisio embedded in the wall, and Lu Xiuxiu roared in a hurry and ran to the side of the enhanced restructuring Vice President Zhao Wuji's eight-hole rotary sputtering heavy machine gun and stretched out his hand! Then the hand was stunned when it touched the stick-shaped gun switch that came out vertically! So he pretended to be about to open fire and shouted, "Get out of here!" If I don't get out, I'll fire! ”

The rest of the Vice President Zhao all looked back when they heard this, and looked at the reinforced restructuring Vice President Zhao Wuji's eight-hole rotary sputtering heavy machine gun, which was still smoking in the back half of the body, and the muzzle trembled! Twist your head and team up and run out of the auditorium!

Lu Xiuxiu stared at their backs and let out a sigh, did he dare to shoot? This disgusting firearm switch ... After shaking it, you have to chop it off...

Speaking of which, why can't Xuanxuan come down on the roof... Ah, what kind of damage will be caused by the open defecation messenger.。。。 It's good that Parisio wasn't eaten, alas. He let out a sigh of relief and planned to go over and pull out Parisio first, and then go to see the damage to the open defecation messenger, and then call Xuanxuan, the ceiling of the auditorium is so high, it seems that there is no way to climb up... He stepped forward, one hand pinching his ankle.

Huh? He looked down and saw that the owner of the hand was the dean lying on the ground covered in blood...

Lu Xiuxiu raised the eight-hole rotary sputtering heavy machine gun of the reinforced restructuring Zhao Wuji's vice president and smashed it on the dean!!

"What are you going to do! Xue Daimu black deceitful corpse is not! I tell you not to scare your dad again! Don't want to take away your father's pure first kiss! ”

Lao Yan raised his head aggrievedly, his eyes full of tears: "The last food cake I treasured... ”

Lu Xiuxiu raised the enhanced restructuring Zhao Wuji's vice-president eight-hole rotary sputtering heavy machine gun and smashed it on Lao Yan's head: "I'm going to be a big cake, you are actually dying for a few big cakes!" I'll give you peace now. Cease! ”

Suddenly, I saw the strengthened restructuring Zhao Wuji vice president-style eight-hole rotary sputtering heavy machine gun in his hand, his left ear rotated five times, his right arm rotated five and a half times, and his neck rotated half a circle, and he slowly spoke: "What kind of student is this, actually smashing the dean with the vice dean... ”

"Scared Daddy to !!" Lu Xiuxiu threw Vice Dean Zhao out!

"Hey, hey..." Old Yan smiled: "Look what you are still using to hit me." ”

"You're still looking for, aren't you? You still owe what you owe to find a mess, isn't it! ”

Old Yan Tou actually got up from the ground! Twist in circles around Lu Xiuxiu. The crotch grimaced: "You come to smash me~~You come to smash me~~~~ If you smash me, I will inform the teachers and students of the whole school~~~ I will punish you for standing~~~ I will criticize you by name~~~ I will deduct your credits~~~ I will deduct your base points~~~ I am the dean~~~ You will smash me~~~~~~~"

Then there was a shaking in the auditorium.

Yogiguro lay on the ground spitting dish soap and foam, and squinted sideways at all the granite seats in the auditorium as they smashed into pieces on the dean: "The dean really used his rope to offend Ji.an's male silver... ”

Lu Xiuxiu turned and walked in the direction of Parisio after the last granite chair in the auditorium shattered on the dean.

Yogi Hei crawled to the direction he had to pass: "The dean is really a male silver who used a rope to offend ji.an, if you look at me, I won't commit ji.an at all, right!" Senior Yogiguro is the most handsome, gentle, and considerate, right? ”

Lu Xiuxiu ignored him and walked straight over.

"Xiu~~~" Daigi Hei went to pull the corner of his clothes.

Five minutes later, the object that had once been called Yogiguro had become another kind of object that could not be seen and collapsed on the ground, spitting bubbles.

Grabbing Parisio's leg and easily pulling it out, it was still crimson...

"Let's repair the carriage and go, let's go quickly, what kind of pit school is this..."

"Huh? And what about my prince ... Parisio said nymphomaniac.

“。。。 In short, get out of the way. ”

The backs of Lu Xiuxiu and Parisio disappeared towards the door, and they were about to walk out of the auditorium.

"Wow!!" A kind of cry came shockingly, this kind of cry is not the kind of small sobbing, not the kind of sad crying with tears, not the kind of cry full of resentment, this is a very inappropriate, or abnormal, cry that should not appear in this sadistic occasion, this is a kind of hysterical crying when a child can't get something beloved.

Are there any small children here? The answer is no.

Lu Xiuxiu and Parisio's expressions became serious, and Daimuhei and Zhao Wuji also stood up, slowly walking in one direction.

The child's cry was made by the dean.

"Woo... I, as the most incompetitive of all the apprentices of Master Abei, can neither travel the country like a little master, nor can I achieve such high achievements like Ah Fei, and I can't even do whatever I want like Shao'an, so I can only inherit this academy. The college has been unable to make ends meet for a long time, woo woo even the seller of ingredients is not willing to give us credit again, the school, has come to an end, left, sell houses, sell people and sell land, we haven't had a full meal for a long time, woo woo, finally there are new students enrolled but inexplicably made this situation... He cried and tried to crawl out of the pile of broken stones, but failed: "I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm really, really, really trying to make this entrance ceremony a good one... He looked at Lu Xiuxiu with tears in his eyes.

Lu Xiuxiu closed his eyes with a headache and scratched the back of his head hard, he looked at Parisio, who nodded slightly at him: "Dean, what can help the school get out of the predicament?" ”

"Only to get erect. Qualified as a special chef in the capital of the empire... ”

"Okay, we're willing to qualify as a Grand Chef!" Lu Xiuxiu and Parisio said in unison.

"But... Do you know how to cook... ”

"No, yes..."

"The school doesn't even have the ingredients...

“。。。”

"Speaking of ingredients... Zhao Wuji held his chin: "Isn't there a forest rich in all kinds of exotic animals and plants on the Nima Plain in the northwest of the Eczema Mountain, where hunting is not prohibited only felling, let's hold an enrollment trip, go there to have free ingredients to exercise you, second, to solve the problem of eating, and third, to hunt some exotic animals to alleviate the economic difficulties of the school... What is that forest called? ”

"Forest?" Lu Xiuxiu took out the map, and the clouds and mist east of your brother-in-law's county on the map gradually dispersed, and the icon of a large forest appeared, and the name of the place was also displayed little by little.

Lu Xiuxiu looked at the place name: "It's the Soul Forest!" ”

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If you like this book, collect it.,If there's a superfluous recommendation, reward me with two.,The author will be very happy~~~ It's hard to write funny.,So please forgive me for the level of each article will fluctuate.,Readers, adults can insist on waiting for the next time this book brings you a giggle is the most honorable thing.。

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