Chapter Eighty-Six: Super Awesome, Super Normal Orientation Ceremony
Waving his wings, he flew out of the windows high up in the auditorium. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The upper body and head of the open defecation messenger can be seen poking out of the auditorium, a large toilet bowl on the forehead with the lid open and sending a traction beam downward, and the sound of an iron pot hitting the roof can be heard on the roof.
If you go along the inclination of the beam ... Presumably this location?
Let's try it out in this position... Come out, stupid sledgehammer.
Silly sledgehammer, summoning magic, has no limit on its use for a day, but because it is too heavy, it can only be used by throwing it out of the sky and smashing it down, and it can only be retracted after touching the ground.
Summoned the sledgehammer out, the sledgehammer directly opened a big hole in the roof, whistling and rubbing Lu Xiuxiu's body and smashing it down, judging from the screams below, it seems that he also killed a few Vice President Zhao...
Xuanxuan looked down from the big cave and saw Lu Xiuxiu's frightened face: "Eldest sister... Is the aiming point good... He turned sideways to show a piece of skin that had been scraped off by a sledgehammer and said with tears streaming down his face, "This is something that will kill people... Aim point OK。。。 Please... ”
“。。。” The sledgehammer turned into a light from the ground and returned to the card.,So this time... Presumably this location?
A sledgehammer passed through the roof, and then a premonition of an ominous metal crash was heard...
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" There was a sound of Lu Xiuxiu holding something unsteadily and snatching in a hurry, Xuanxuan stuck her head out of this big hole and looked down, only to see Lu Xiuxiu holding Parisio in an embarrassed body, and all the flatbreads in the iron pot fell down, triggering the coaxing of Vice President Zhao below.
"Eldest sister... It's good to have a crosshair... You just scraped the pot over... Lu Xiuxiu had palpitations and wept bitterly.
"Hey, hey..." Xuanxuan smiled embarrassedly, clenched her right hand into a small fist, and gently smashed her head.
Lu Xiuxiu continued to cry bitterly: "You always save the little brother first and then sell the cuteness, okay... ”
"Hmm... Xuanxuan visually measured the distance, found Lu Xiuxiu's approximate location, and threw the sledgehammer down with her hand.
Lu Xiuxiu held his head high and his mouth grew up, and he watched the sledgehammer break through the roof and smash down on his face... What is the case, is the meaning of this magic to make the person who wields this sledgehammer stupid... It's too stupid for me to die at the hands of my own people...
The three-ton sledgehammer slapped down on Lu Xiuxiu's face with the sound of the whistling wind! This time, it's really a whine, a complete failure, not only will it be made into a big cake, but the face is estimated to be made into a big cake body... Or was it made into a large cake body with Parisio.,It's not good that it will be photographed together to become a combination of species.。。。 This is the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, temporary special fish, human meat mixed with doubles stuffed mooncakes?
You know, it's strange to watch all kinds of transformation scenes since I was a child, you've been transforming for a long time, although it's very handsome and cool, but I'm tired of watching it in every episode, and why does it take so long to transform The villain will allow you to transform into a handsome person and then increase your strength and come back to flatten him???
The setting of this mecha sucking people in is a big bug! What kind of ray is that? Learned from alien technology? Although it is true that there is no better way to enter the mecha, this way of transformation is very weird! Also, when the ray sucks people in, they can't move freely in the air! In case you come across something that is overall, such as a roof, it will get stuck! Ahh It turns out that the protagonists usually choose to transform in the open field, so there will be no such problem at all!
Eat a trench and grow a wisdom... Next time, be sure to choose an open area where there is no whole obstacle above to transform... But will this hammer give me a chance next time... Ah, I've thought about a lot of things, why hasn't the hammer been smashed yet...
Boom! Lu Xiuxiu's head hit the hammer.
"Ahh Huh? ”
Speaking of which, although the hammer is heavy, it is not an overall obstacle! The sledgehammer was fixed on Lu Xiuxiu's head by the light! Then I was attracted by the light! Burst through the roof riddled with holes! Along the light smeared the face of the open defecation messenger!!
Lu Xiuxiu was stunned when he looked at this scene, he was still immersed in the joy of surviving just now, and now he was stupid when he watched this scene. The head of the Messenger of Open Defecation was visibly deformed, and a large number of electric sparks came out of it, and then he fell backwards and fell to the ground, causing an earthquake of almost magnitude 6。。。。。。
What's even worse is still to come, due to the loss of the traction of the open defecation messenger, Lu Xiuxiu hugged Parisio and fell from the sky quickly! It was a myriad of Vice President Zhao who stretched out his hand towards them and slipped his saliva!
The feeling of just getting out of the tiger's mouth and entering the wolf's den... If it falls like this, it will be treated as tearing meat alive by Vice President Zhao...
"Kid! Don't worry! We're here to save you! ”
I saw Dai Muhei and Lao Yan Tou erecting Vice President Zhao over there! Various brackets are used! Vice President Zhao was all over his body and his feet were facing a room of clones! The key parts are mosaic!
"I just found out! The clone of Vice President Zhao who was stoned to death will turn into mist and disappear! In other words, it would be good to kill this room of Vice President Zhao! The old Yan shouted: "I didn't have this determination at first, but they actually ate all the big cakes I treasured!" Soul fades, take it! Kiguro! Bullet on! ”
"Great!" I saw Daiki Hei pour a large bucket of mysterious substance into Vice President Zhao's mouth! "Dean! How did the splash effect Gatling be tuned! ”
"Twist the left ear five times, twist the right arm three times in the forward direction, rotate it in the opposite direction five and a half times, and rotate the neck half a circle!"
"Great!" Yogi Hei quickly rotated Vice President Zhao's ears, arms and neck!
"If they don't eat your big bread, you won't save me??? What has become of Vice President Zhao!! Even if you have ears and arms, at most you will be killed if you dislocate your neck and rotate it half a circle!! No, how high is the roof of the auditorium, I've been in free fall for a long time, and I haven't fallen yet, what's going on!! ”
"Kuraj !!" After Yogi Hei finished adjusting, he held Vice Dean Zhao's head in the back to maintain the balance of the instrument and at the same time slow down some of the recoil! Lao Yan put his right hand under Vice President Zhao's body! He held his left hand on a mosaic sticking out somewhere on the front of Vice President Zhao's body! Lao Yan skillfully put his left hand back and forth on the mosaic stick a few times, and then pressed it down with his thumb fiercely: "Fire!! ”
"Where are you, Lord Dean! What is the switch of this firearm, can you explain it conveniently? I couldn't bear to see the festival when I went. De Yuan. The silver devil dances under the sun! ”
Vice President Zhao's body emitted a sound of mechanical transmission! I saw Vice President Zhao's legs split a little bit... From somewhere behind him, a fierce burst of fire! !!Dada
"Take it! Strengthened restructuring Zhao Wuji's vice-president-type eight-hole rotary sputtering heavy machine gun!! ”
"Ah!! My eyes!! ”
Countless bullets shot out from somewhere! It is not clear what ammunition was replenished! But this bullet is extremely elastic!
When you hit one target, it will bounce out and hit the next target! Each bullet will ricochet at least three times! The lethality is terrifying! Basically, every doppelganger will turn into mist when it is hit once! The entire auditorium was filled with fog because of the disappearance of countless clones!
The shooting lasted for ten seconds and then stopped, and most of the clones had been eliminated, but a small number of clones were still gathered below Lu Xiuxiu。。。。。。
The bullet holes and blood stains on the head of the old Yan and Dai Muhei: "What a mistake... We will not be reduced to fog ... Bullets will keep bouncing off us... Yes... Ahh ”
"Deans and seniors, don't die!" Lu Xiuxiu shouted angrily!
Yogi Hei stretched out his hand towards the sky: "Xiu~~~ Auntie washes the railway, let me hug you one last time... "That hand actually released an infinite gravitational pull!
"Ahh Lu Xiuxiu's body flew towards Daimu Hei uncontrollably: "Ohno! Ah, you are going to die,, are you still planning to harm the flowers of the motherland! ”
"You, how can you be regarded as the flower of the motherland, you are the most beautiful cloud in my heart." Daimuhei said affectionately, the gravitational force emitted by his hand actually changed the trajectory of Lu Xiuxiu's fall! He hugged Lu Xiuxiu: "Auntie washes the railway!" Then he kissed him with a big mouthful!
"Help!!"
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