Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Oolong Incident
Hearing the voice of a young man who couldn't see people in the distance, and looking at the embarrassment that flashed on the faces of the hostess and cameraman, where did Luo Zheng still not understand what was going on?
-- This "say what to say and don't do" program seems to be a bit famous. In order to prevent the occurrence of uncertain factors, their on-site guests seem to be randomly selected in Dashun Square.www.biquge.info But in fact, it was in a predetermined area that arranged the routine of chance encounters. And by coincidence, he bumped into their discussion, making them confused, and treating themselves as pre-arranged guests.
Now that the position of the real dragon set has been incorrect, and he has replaced the dragon on the mirror of his show, this is a bit oolong.
…… Don't know what they're going to do?
Is it an NG remake, or will it be wrong?
According to Luo Zheng's understanding, generally speaking, when a TV show encounters such a situation, it is to be remade by NG. But the program team of this inexplicable program in front of him doesn't seem to plan to do this. Luo Zheng guessed that this show was still in a comprehensive stage of fooling the audience, and he didn't want the audience to know the inside story of the show.
The hostess panicked for a moment, then regained her composure, gave the cameraman a look, motioned to the cameraman to continue filming, and held the microphone to the person who raised her hand and rushed to speak: "This handsome guy, say your lines." ”
Luo Zheng suspected that this person was also employed by their program team.
The man said, "Under the Nancheng Bridge, you go and die!" ”
The people around them talked and discussed, guessing the meaning of the man's words. Someone made a few guesses, and the man shook his head and said nothing but wrong. Luo Zheng was a little suspicious, these onlookers were also temporary actors hired by the program team.
"It seems that no one in the audience can guess the meaning of your sentence. Congratulations on passing the first level. The hostess smiled, "Next, in the second level, we have to connect the studio and let Cen Xiaolai in the studio make the final guess." ”
The hostess spoke, facing the camera lens and communicating with the studio, holding the microphone with one hand to speak, and listening with the earphones in her ear with the other.
However, it seems that with the technology of this era, real-time video interaction cannot be realized, and the scene Luo Zheng saw was the hostess holding the microphone talking to the camera, and then pressing the headphones a few times, and then relaying the so-called "Cen Xiao's words in the headphones".
The hostess said: "Cen Xiao just said an answer, this handsome guy, take a look." Cen Xiao is saying that under the Nancheng Bridge, it is a memorable place for you and your lover or good friends, as for you to die, it should be a sentence you have had there, it may have some unique meaning, and it is very impressive to you. Is that so? ”
The man smiled wryly and acted as if it were the real thing. He said, "Awesome, you guessed it. ”
The hostess smiled: "It's not that I'm good, it's Cen Xiao who is good." ”
Someone coaxed: "Of course, Goddess Cen Xiao, how can she not be powerful?" ”
The hostess said, "Okay, this handsome guy, your chances have run out." I won't talk to you more about it. If you want to tell the story in this line, you can tell it to our staff. If your story is engaging enough, we'll announce your story to the audience at the end of the show. She turned to Luo Zheng and said, "Then this handsome guy, have you thought of your lines?" ”
Luo Zheng asked, "Do you have any requirements and restrictions?" He almost guessed the program team's contingency ideas. It's nothing more than working together to guess his words, and then enter the official script and find the original trick that was replaced by his oolong.
"Hello? Can you hear me? Do you hear that now? Happy New Year! Happy New Year! "Far away, the man is still screaming. It's so happy over there, and it's so calm here, Luo Zheng admires this hostess and the program team a little.
"There are no limits. You can say whatever you want. The hostess said.
Luo Zheng asked: "Is it okay for the iron armor to still be like this?" ”
The hostess was stunned for a moment and asked, "Are you sure you just say this?" It's not a historical novel, or a TV movie, is it? ”
"You can ask everyone and see if anyone knows." Luo Zheng said.
The hostess smiled reluctantly and said, "If it is not in line with the times, it is a little difficult for everyone, I'm afraid it's not very good, right?" ”
…… Sure enough, I had a problem, and the hostess was a little difficult to deal with, and her face was not very good-looking.
Luo Zheng was amused in his heart, and suddenly felt like a bear child just now, taking pleasure in harming others and causing trouble to others.
"I'll guess!" Someone raised his hand.
"Well, let's hear this friend's guess." The hostess quickly moved the microphone over.
The man said: "This should be a historical story, it's quite simple. If it weren't for the agreement of two people, it would be the slogan of some army organization. Am I right? ”
The hostess asked Luo Zheng: "Is this friend's statement correct?" ”
Luo Zheng smiled, nodded and said, "That's right." ”
He was already planning to end this little episode, but he didn't expect that as soon as his voice fell, the guy who had guessed the meaning of the words just now said: "Your line is too simple and too confusing, you have the ability to do another one." ”
The hostess's pretty face flashed with anger, and she said, "Both of you seem to be having a good time playing our game. But I'm very sorry, our show still has to give more people some chances. If there is a similar show in the future, I must invite the two of you to participate in it and let the two of you have a good time. ”
As she spoke, she was interrupted by the man. The man said, "Whoever is given a chance is not a chance." Anyway, he can't pass it with me. How about letting him try again? ”
At this moment, the hostess's face completely changed, but for a moment, she still covered it up. Her words were repeatedly interrupted by this person, and now this person's words are about to expose the inside story of her show. Just now, she was thankful that there was such a person who saved the scene with wit, but now she can't wait to seal this person's mouth with duct tape.
In order to avoid any further mistakes, the hostess had to compromise. She hoped that this guy's self-confidence was really okay and he could explain other people's lines.
"Well, since the gentleman insists on his request, we will be as good as we are. I just don't know, does this handsome guy want another line? The hostess raised the microphone back to Luo Zheng.
"Then I'll say one more thing." Luo Zheng looked at the hostile and provocative eyes of the guy who was looking for trouble, and only felt inexplicable. Inexplicable and at the same time, extremely unhappy. He also lost his temper and said, "Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to the three-body problem." ”