Chapter 6 The old cow eats the tender grass

Xiao Jiumei was shocked in her heart, this and this...... How could this son become so smart and so bold and ambitious to ask such an adult topic far beyond his age?

didn't think about it anymore, Xiao Jiumei said in her heart, tell her son directly, and see what moth he is playing!

In fact, she didn't know that the son who was standing in front of her now was not her son at all, but just a skin that exuded the aura of the five elements from her original son, and only had some memory fragments about her parents and Yan Mansion!

Today, Yan Hao's thoughts, abilities, thinking, character, etc., are completely a comprehensive version of Death Valley Yan Hao, Yan Hao, the son of Yan Mansion, and Yan Hao, the undercover police officer on Earth: sharp, sharp, fierce, meticulous, brave, righteous, jealous and hateful, and even some hooligans!

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Police officer Yan Hao once broke into the core of an international drug trafficking organization, and for a long time, many of the people he dealt with were hooligans, hooligans among hooligans, and they were highly intelligent, cunning and vicious hooligans, and some of them were sanctimonious hooligans.

Naturally, Yan Hao, who has now taken away, has also inherited this fine tradition of the revolution!

But where does Xiao Jiumei know this! She also thought that her son had become smarter, this is what he looks like, this is his virtue!

"Hao'er, although my mother was born in a poor family, if I don't have a bit of beauty, how can your father take a fancy to me?"

Yes, it seems that Xiao Jiumei loves her baby son too much, and in a short period of time, she was assimilated by her son.

"So...... Saying this," Yan Hao was shocked in his heart, and quickly suppressed the raised voice as low as possible, "Mom must have never had a bit of a posture, and she has definitely overwhelmed the crowd, right?" ”

Although this Xiao Jiumei was born in a poor family and has a low status, because she is very beautiful, she is like a wild flower blooming in the fields and countryside, with a different kind of beauty, exuding a simple, pure and dusty temperament, and this is the deadly poison of a lustful man.

Yan Hao's cheap father, except for his wife, even if he married Mrs. Bafang, all of them are charming or glamorous, delicate or coquettish, but there is no one with such a superior temperament and good looks as Xiao Jiumei.

Since he saw Xiao Jiumei, a sixteen-year-old rural village aunt, Yan Hao's father was shocked, and he couldn't wait to marry Xiao Jiumei at the age of more than 100 years old, so he had the ninth aunt's wife.

Maybe thinking of the happiness and sweetness of the past, the good times that I once carved with my beloved man, and listening to my son Yan Hao's question, Xiao Jiumei's ugly dominatrix face actually appeared a long-lost blush of shame.

At this moment, she seems to have returned to her former girlhood, completely unaware that she was shyness in front of her son.

Even if a mentally handicapped person looks at Xiao Jiumei's expression of wanting to speak and is still ashamed, no matter whether he hears her answer or not, he will make a positive judgment in his heart.

Yan Hao's mind is now running rapidly, thinking, synthesizing, and judging: since my mother once had a fairy-like peerless beauty, then she will definitely be overly pampered by her father, oh my God, the terrifying scar on his face should not be the result of someone who has a heart to sow discord and was beaten and disabled by his father, right?

When asked about this suspicion, Xiao Jiumei immediately gave a strong veto: "Hao'er, your father has never beaten me once, what are you thinking about?" ”

Since it's not, it must be that a certain woman from my father is jealous of her mother's beauty and took away her father's love for her, so she secretly hates, so what disfiguring poison did she use?

"Damn, Mom, I want to ask you, what's Dad's name? How many aunts and wives are there? Tell me, my son doesn't know anything! Yan Hao suddenly asked his mother such a question.

Of course, Xiao Jiumei knows this about her son, she has always been stupid, how can she know such a difficult thing.

"Your father's name is Yan Qing, he is the eldest in the Yan family, and now he is the head of the Yan family, his real age is one hundred and fifteen years old, in addition to the main room, counting your mother and me, there are nine aunts and wives."

"I'm dizzy! Dizzy and dizzy! Yan Hao pretended to faint, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and his eyes were wide open, "No, Mom, Jiufang, plus the eldest wife, one ten, ten!" Marry you, isn't that an old cow eating tender grass? Ouch, dad is a hero enough, so many wives are busy every night?! As soon as his eyes rolled, he immediately continued to ask: "Mom, among the ten wives, you must be the most beautiful and the most pleasing to Dad?" ”

Xiao Jiumei looked stunned: Is this her own son? Do you still know that old cows eat tender grass? It's a shame that he can figure it out! Is it reading a book? No way, he's never been taught by a teacher!

Seeing that his mother was first stunned, then slightly bowed, and then confused, Yan Hao got up from the ground and gave Xiao Jiumei a thumbs up: "Mom, my son is proud to have a mother like you!" By the way, Mom, Dad, the other nine wives must be very envious, jealous, hateful, hostile, and jealous of you, right? ”

"Alas, if you want to say no, the ghost will believe it!" Xiao Jiumei sighed lightly, as if she was reminiscing, and as if she was confiding, "There are bright and secret, almost everyone has a share, but God knows how this kind of snake-like thing suddenly grew on my face!" It's not been ten days since I became like this, and your dad kicked me out of Huafu, oh, that's where your dad and wife live! ”

"Why? Is it because you're ugly? It's not your fault! Damn, Dad, what's the matter? Immoral flower thief! A villain who covets beauty! What a ruthless and unrighteous prodigal! Yan Hao was filled with indignation and completely stood on Xiao Jiumei's side.

"Actually, it's not weird, Hao'er, your father and his aunts and wives all said that living in Huafu with a woman like me not only loses the face of Yanfu, but also is very unlucky for the future development of Yanfu, plus you...... You were stupid, so ......"

"So Dad kicked us out? So as a matter of course, they drove us to this ghost place where birds don't poop to live and suffer? It's not human, that daddy! Bastard, he actually believes such idiots?! Could it be that Dad is also an idiot? No, no, no, he's not an idiot, he's the most ferocious nymphomaniac! ”

Xiao Jiumei was so frightened that she hurriedly stretched out her hand to cover Yan Hao's mouth: "Be quiet, you don't want to live anymore?" Pitchers have ears! If it is heard by the villain, once it reaches your father's ears, do we mother and son still want to live? ”

At this moment, Yan Hao's eyes were staring at his mother's kind and anxious face, and his heart was constantly thinking.

Since you are jealous of your mother, someone who has a ghost in her heart might as well secretly let Xiao Jiumei and her mother take stupid poison at the same time, and die in eight or nine years, wouldn't this completely get rid of the thorn in the eye and heart? However, why did that person give Xiao Jiumei's son stupid poison, but what he gave Xiao Jiumei herself was disfiguring poison?

Someone hiding in the shadows, which one is this singing? Don't he know the truth that cutting grass does not remove the roots and the spring breeze blows and grows again? Could it be that he had a kind heart and just wanted to harm Xiao Jiumei, the son of the Five Elements Heavenly Spirit Root, and he couldn't bear it in his heart, so he deliberately let Xiao Jiumei go and gave him a way out? No way? Would someone be so retarded as a muddy drag?

Could it be that someone originally wanted to make Xiao Jiumei's mother and son stupid at the same time, but after administering a certain poison, they found that this medicine was useless to Xiao Jiumei, so they had to retreat to disfigurement to achieve the most basic purpose?

Could it be that Xiao Jiumei has some kind of physique that can dissolve stupid poisons, or magic weapons, maybe secret arts?