Chapter 5 Running to the Gangster's House?
As soon as she found that her son was staring at her ugly face and revealing a terrifying fear that she couldn't hide, Xiao Jiumei immediately stretched out her hands in a panic to cover her cheeks, and she lowered her head and whispered evasively: "Hao'er, Hao'er, Mom...... Mother...... Mom scared you......"
Xiao Jiumei didn't blame her son for being ugly, she was a very inferior person, and even the son she gave birth to was scared, she couldn't wait to bend down immediately to dig a pit and bury herself alive. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
I'm sorry Hao'er!
If I weren't so ugly, maybe the head of the Yan Mansion would have taken our mother and son away a long time ago, right?
"Huh? Oh——, no, no, absolutely not! Hearing this, Yan Hao reacted immediately, and hurriedly waved his two little hands desperately.
Even if he doesn't have much affection for this cheap old mother who fell from the sky, but after all, it is Yan Hao, the precious son he just destroyed and the son of the Yan Mansion of the Xiuzhen family, if he nods his head in agreement, won't it ruthlessly hit the little self-esteem that this poor woman has?
Even the self-esteem of the candle flame in the wind at the end has been extinguished, so how can this ugly old mother continue to live?
What's more, now that Mr. police officer from the earth, his innate sense of justice seems to have awakened, and he is washing Yan Hao's head, besides, the jealous and hateful nature of the Silver Wolf Clan is also wandering around in the depths of his soul, he, Yan Hao, how can he do such a heartless thing?!
Quickly retracting his surprised and frightened expression, Yan Hao quickly put on a good baby face, and chatted with this ugly old mother with a smile: "Ouch Mom, don't mind, don't mind, son, I'm ...... Hehe, son, I don't mean anything else at all, don't people often say that dogs don't think that poor children don't think their mothers are ugly or something, son, how can I pick and choose my mother? Besides, what is it to look like my mother, there are many uglier people in the world than my mother, and I say that there are countless stars in the sky, such as the Feng sister who is popular all over the country and even the United States......"
Yan Hao hadn't finished speaking, but he suddenly felt that the language and the words he was using at this moment were very wrong, what kind of persuasion was this, and it was not clear to admit that this cheap old mother was ugly and unbeatable?
In a hurry, Yan Hao's head shrank and he hurriedly changed his words: "Damn, what I said is not right, no, it is not right, to be accurate and fair, Mom, your appearance should not be ugly, even if it is not as beautiful as the sinking fish and geese, it is still quite beautiful and eye-catching......"
Talking and talking and feeling wrong, even if my mother looks like this, it can be called beautiful and eye-catching? There are few Chang'e fairies in the world, this is not a bald donkey, crawling lice, is it clear that sarcastic people are cold and laughing at people? !
I have to hurry up and say something nice to persuade this ugly old mother!
So, Yan Hao said without thinking about it: "Mom, this and this...... Actually, this ugly point is not a big deal, so there are a lot of benefits. Xia Hua on that earth once circulated such a famous song "Ugly Wife", the golden treasure of the ugly wife's house, don't worry about everything, don't look at everything, the beautiful wife is hugged by others, and runs to the hooligan's house......"
Hearing her son's words, Xiao Jiumei was stunned in her heart, and she was so anxious that she almost fainted-
Oh my God, this, this, this...... Is this still his own stupid son? This son of mine usually speaks in a daze, intermittently, and there is no paragraph, why is he so neat, so agile, and so around the password today?
And sentence after sentence, oh my God, do you still know that the beautiful wife is hugged by someone else, and she runs to the hooligan's house?
Could it be ...... He's not stupid, he's not stupid, he's not stupid? Or is he originally very smart and agile, and he is only high, but he just deliberately pretends to be stupid and ridiculous to fool people?
No, no, no, impossible, absolutely impossible, that's not pretending to be stupid, am I old and confused today or what, I actually think of my stupid son in a smart and cute place? Or maybe that, that...... Then what kind of god did not pity me and opened his eyes, and tonight let Hao'er get rid of his stupidity from the inside out, and become smart and clever?
Even if she had this idea, even if she heard her son's fluent and smooth words in her ears, Xiao Jiumei didn't dare to believe it right away, and she actually laughed at herself for her fantasy idea.
She quickly lowered her head and took a closer look at her precious son.
She finally realized, and was surprised to find that her son's smile tonight was not at all as silly as before.
She looked into her son's eyes again, oh my God, actually, actually...... It's so clear and bright, it's not as turbid as it used to be, and there's a hint of indescribable cleverness, no, no, there's still ...... And cunning, yes, it's the cunning, very cute kind.
Xiao Jiumei was finally shocked to decide that her son was really not stupid! Not stupid at all!
However, she always has a strange feeling, why does she think that her son is so strange now? Could it be that he is accustomed to his son's stupidity and stupidity?
In fact, Yan Hao's heart is also like a rabbit, he is worried and empty, he has already discovered that Xiao Jiumei is staring at him, how can those eyes escape the sharp gaze of the former undercover officer who once lived in the silver wolf pack?
At this moment, Yan Hao was worried in his heart, and at the same time he was talking to himself-
Damn, my mother, what do you see? I sent away your stupid son and replaced it with me, a good oriental boy who is both smart and witty and handsome, what do you have to regret? Be content with you!
However, of course, Yan Hao would not say this, unless there was water in his brain or his head was hot.
He hurriedly smiled at Xiao Jiumei and said, "Mom, don't you think your precious son I, well, today is very different from before?" Hey, hey, mom, don't look at me with this kind of look, don't worry, the moon is still the same moon as before, and the son is still the same son as before. ”
Seeing Xiao Jiumei's careful listening, Yan Hao wrote and acted more energetically: "Maybe my mother will ask, son, why are you different?" Then I'll tell my mother! In fact, it's very simple, that is, I had a dream when I was sleeping, and in the dream, my son, I seemed to see a tall and mighty ancestor of Yanfu, pointing his right index finger at my forehead so lightly, and a golden light swished into my head, and he said to me, Yan Hao, from today on, you will stay away from stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, and smartness...... So, my son, everything is fine! Hey, hey, mom, what are you crying about! Mom—"
Oh my God, oh my God, my son is really not stupid! It's really not stupid!
Listening to the gossip from her son's immature voice, Xiao Jiumei couldn't control her tears anymore!
How long has it been since I've been in tears so happily? How long has it been since I've been so happy with a smile? For her, happiness and happiness are a lifetime thing! She thought that happiness and happiness had already been sent to the eighteenth layer of hell!
She was so happy, so excited, so overwhelmed that she didn't know what to do!
After accepting the soul and memory of the undercover police officer from Earth, although the figure of the eight-year-old boy is indeed very young, but now Yan Hao's mind is not ordinarily meticulous, a pair of eyes that can see at night and a pair of ears that can be seen and heard in all directions trained in Death Valley have reached a new level and become stronger!
What's more, the already powerful soul, after devouring two souls, actually underwent a great change, at this time, under the urging of a thought, the soul exuded more and more detailed fluctuations, this fluctuation made his six senses suddenly sharp and powerful, not to mention more than double the original.
Therefore, Yan Hao naturally understands why his mother is so excited that she is speechless, that is happy, happy, excited, happy!
Suddenly, Yan Hao thought of something.
He immediately stood on tiptoe and asked his mother in a low voice: "Shh, Mom, do you have to answer your son truthfully, you say, the meat dragon coiled around your face...... This meat dragon-like Dongdong can't be born like this, right? If it's really that ...... It's so average-looking, hehe, hey, hey, this and this...... How could this dad make eye contact with you? ”