Lu Xiuxiu sat on the chair, and the top of his head was affectionately wrapped in bandages by Daimu Hei, and he could kill with it. The eyes of the people glared at Zhao Wuji. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Huh? This classmate... Do you have any eye disease? Zhao Wuji was a little embarrassed by his staring, so he asked with concern.

"Ah, Mr. Zhao, I'm sorry." Daimu Hei wrapped Lu Xiuxiu's eyes with a bandage.

"Hmph, it's okay now, staring at my heart. Listen, what you need is 150 grams of freshly smashed slimes, 25 grams of minced chives, 15 grams of light soy sauce, 30 grams of old vinegar, an appropriate amount of sugar, 2 grams of monosodium glutamate, 10 grams of sesame oil, and 15 grams of peanut oil. Zhao Wuji explained and was skillfully busy: "Choose freshly smashed slimes, mine is a must, because normal people's strength can't instantly damage the slime, so it can't guarantee the original taste of the slime, and the original taste of the slime will be lost if you hesitate a little." Be careful to choose the worst slime slime, so that the original taste of the slime and the residual hallucinogenicity of the slime will be perfectly integrated. ”

Zhao Wuji took out two small plates of this old vinegar slime and put a spoon on it: "Two freshmen, come and taste it." ”

Xuanxuan picked up the spoon, carefully picked up a small spoon, and put it in her mouth.

A large beach appeared in front of her, Xuanxuan hid under the coconut tree with yogurt and looked at the bronzed-skinned handsome man holding a surfboard on the beach, ah, this mouthful, the sour vinegar, the sweetness of sugar, the rich taste of slime, the mellow and stimulating ingredients, just like on a pure beach, the pure sweet and sour first love...

'Bang! A sound pulled Xuanxuan back, only to see Zhao Wuji punch Daimu Hei into the wall of the opposite tower: "You wrapped his mouth around him, how can he taste the food!" ”

Then Zhao Wuji began to untie the bandages on Lu Xiuxiu's head. I saw that the generation of Mu Hei was too affectionate, and he wrapped Lu Xiuxiu's head without leaving a trace of breath, Zhao Wuji took three minutes to finally untie all the bandages, only to see Lu Xiuxiu's face was blue and rolled his eyes, and his tongue was stretched out, and he had returned to the West with his life: "Mu Hei!" Kiguro! This looks like it's suffocating! You come and give him an artificial breath! ”

I saw that the Daimu Hei who was more than ten meters high from the ground in the wall of the tower opposite instantly appeared in front of Lu Xiuxiu and pursed his thick lips, and then Daimu Hei flew out of the kitchen again and was inlaid in the tower just now more than 20 meters high from the ground, Lu Xiuxiu twisted his dislocated wrist and grinned: "What do you want to do with Lao Tzu's first kiss!" ”

"Oops... Someone just saw something ... Xuanxuan said sarcastically to Lu Xiuxiu.

"Also... And say me! Lu Xiuxiu's face flushed: "Who did you see on the beach just now!" Thy virtue is so good to say ... Then Zhao Wuji stinged a plate of old vinegar... Ah no, the old vinegar slime was stuffed into Lu Xiuxiu's mouth.

Time flies, a few weeks backwards, Lu Xiuxiu drove the pumpkin carriage, just out of the novice village, only to see the cute slime Nanako was under the big tree to him with a shallow smile: "Xiu~~~"

"Shi~~~" Lu Xiuxiu replied softly and affectionately, the two hugged each other, rolling on the ground, and unconsciously, their lips were close... It's near...

"Hmph." Xuanxuan cleared her throat.

Lu Xiuxiu opened his eyes and saw the crimson face of Vice President Zhao Wuji in his arms: "I! Sub-Olympic !! He quickly let go of his hands and stepped back into the corner and gasped.

Vice President Zhao Wuji got up and cleared his throat: "This dish also contains hallucinogenic properties due to the special hallucinogenic properties of the continental slime, and the illusion contained in each dish is the heart of the person who makes this dish." ”

"Vice President Zhao, what do you want to emphasize? Do you still have a girl's heart? ”

"Stop." Zhao Wuji's face turned crimson and waved his hand: "Now, the two of you have also started to make old vinegar stings... Oh no, old vinegar slime. ”

"What? We're going to do it too? ”

"yes, why would I let Kiguro bring the three-headed slime over?"

"Great!" Lu Xiuxiu said this under Xuanxuan's incredible eyes. Ah, if I can make this dish, I will inject a strong longing for Nanako into it, and I will be able to be with her all the time. He hugged a slime onto the cutting board under Xuanxuan's frowning brow.

Xuanxuan sighed helplessly, and carefully pushed the other slime onto the cutting board with a basin.

First of all, the hardest part, smashing slimes.

I saw Vice President Zhao open the door of the kitchen cellar: "It is a difficult problem for novices to smash slimes, and I will give you the most advanced smashing tools for this." ”

I only heard Vice President Zhao go down, and then some violent friction sound came from the ground! Finally, Vice President Zhao came up! Putting something on the ground provoked an earthquake on the Richter scale!

Lu Xiuxiu and Xuanxuan looked back in horror, only to see that it was an all-iron giant hammer! The hammer body alone already occupies half a room! It is clearly written: Five t! Vice President Zhao is so burly that he is tired and sweating profusely to carry it up! Wipe his sweat and say, "Hurry up and smash the slime with it." ”

"Slowly, slowly, Vice President Zhao, we can't carry it! Not to mention that it can't even pick up anything it smashes! Lu Xiuxiu was shocked.

"How so?" Zhao Wuji roared and lifted the sledgehammer up! Xiang Lu Xiuxiu walked over to them! The ground under my feet trembled violently with every step!

"Reach out, if you can't pick it up, I'll pick it up and put it in your hand."

"If you can't pick it up, how can you wave it!"

"Ahh You see, as far as you complained, the little girl didn't say anything, come, girl, take the hammer and wave it to him. Zhao Wuji smiled and handed the big hammer on his shoulder towards Xuanxuan.

Xuanxuan also smiled at him, and stretched out her hand to him, but she held the festival card in her hand and pointed at the ground, and then Vice President Zhao quickly sank to the bottom of the manure tank without even a few bubbles under the weight of five tons.

Then Xuanxuan turned around and planned to withdraw: "This academy is full of gods, scriptures, and diseases." ”

"Vice President Zhao is just a brain circuit that is not normal." Lu Xiuxiu took a back basket from the basket and put the two slimes on the two cutting boards into the back basket.

"What are you bringing them out for?"

"This is the second sister of the slime and the third sister of the slime." Lu Xiuxiu's face was flowered. Foolishly, after passing by the door, Mu Hei was still hanging twenty meters above the tower, and when he saw Lu Xiuxiu come out, he fell down with a poof, and then he didn't have time to put a plaster cast on his legs: "Where are you going, dear!" ”

Then Lu Xiuxiu continued to correct the dislocated wrist, and Dai Muhei hung in the wall of the tower thirty meters high: "Okay, this academy is indeed full of gods. Pass through. Sickness. However, I found Nanako's younger sisters, Second Slime and Third Slime, here. ”

"That's right." Xuanxuan looked at Lu Xiuxiu with pity and turned his head to kiss the slime in the back basket: "Where did those two mules and Parisio go?" ”

A terrible cry came from the depths of the academy! It's like the sound that some animal makes when it is slaughtered and dying! There were no two mules and crucian carp to be found, and hearing this cry made people's hearts shake, and they suddenly felt bad! Xuanxuan and Lu Xiuxiu hurriedly ran towards the place where the sound came from!

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