It's not big, but it's not small! Fluttering and running, the screams are getting clearer and clearer!

That's right! It's the shouts of mules and crucian carp!

It's close! It's close! Yes! See! I saw the pumpkin cart being unloaded and put aside! The two mules and crucian carp were tied together on all fours and hung up! There is also a big black pot next to it! The flames are blazing under the pot! There is an old man next to him who is pedaling the grinding wheel and sharpening a kitchen knife!

When the old man heard the footsteps, he raised his head and looked at the old man's appearance. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info。。 To sum it up simply, it can be summed up in two words - obscenity. Trifling! Obscene. Zo's eyes are obscene. The corners of the mouth are obscene. Zo nose lewd. Even the hair and wrinkles are so obscene. Trifling! He smiled at the two people who ran over: "Little chubby zei (four sounds) ~ little sister ~ What are you doing here, I haven't seen you." ”

This one is rich in lewdness. The trivial aura shocked Lu Xiuxiu: "Hello grandfather, where did you meet these two mules and this fish." ”

"Oh, sauce purple, I don't know what leaked the roof with a bang in the kitchen, I thought that the goods surnamed Zhao blew up the gas canister again, but I saw these two mules at the door, and there was a big fish in the mule cart, so I took it by the hand."

"That... They are our companions. ”

"Oh, sauce purple, it's okay, when I enter this college, it's all my grandfather and mine, including the bodies of the two of you, Chubby Zei and little sister~"

Xuanxuan turned around and shrugged her shoulders towards Lu Xiuxiu, meaning that there was something to say that this academy was full of snake spirits, and began to untie the rope of the crucian carp.

"Sauce purple." A figure, the obscene old man with a kitchen knife in his hand, appeared next to Xuan Xuan and patted her on the shoulder with his hand: "Speaking of which, where did you catch a crucian carp as big as a person, and this crucian carp still has limbs and clothes, and can speak human words, it's really strange." ”

"Oh, thank you." Xuanxuan said thank you, pulled the kitchen knife from the old man's hand, and cut the rope with a knife, the crucian carp fell to the ground, pulled out a tennis ball from his mouth, threw it out fiercely, and hid behind Xuanxuan: "I'm a bad old man, what do you want to do to me!" ”

"Do you still need to ask?" The old man patted his shriveled belly: "I'm going to strip you naked!" ”

"Don't let go of a single fish, you have to strip !!" Lu Xiuxiu quickly retreated ten meters!

"After stripping it off, stewed crucian carp and papaya crucian carp soup with watercress and crucian carp sauce~~~ Cold mixed crucian carp dry pot crucian carp tofu soup ~~~ Spiced crucian carp sweet and sour crucian carp pickled pepper crucian carp warm heart and stomach of the best crucian carp soup ~~~"

"Evil ... Devil! The crucian carp hid behind Xuanxuan, and didn't even dare to look directly at the old man.

"Well, are you new students? Welcome, welcome, after the entrance exam. ”

"Ah no, ah no, we were recommended by the dean, but now we want to go."

"What? Dean's Recommendation??? The old man was surprised: "The dean's recommendation? Who did the dean recommend? I'm the dean, how did I not know? What is your name? ”

“。。。 Lu Xiuxiu. ”

"Oh! It's you! I sent out that letter a long time ago. ”

Lu Xiuxiu looked away: "The messenger was handed over to me a few days ago. ”

"That's it." The old man's eyes suddenly released a light like a hungry wolf, and at a speed that everyone didn't expect, he grabbed Lu Xiuxiu's hand and dragged him into the nearest room!

That kind of gaze is very familiar! For example, when it's hot, you often encounter this kind of gaze when you wear less clothes on the street! Xuanxuan forgot to untie the mule! She and the crucian carp both blushed and ran towards the room!

"Don't, don't! You're a fowl. Beast, I belong to my dear Slime Nanako! Yes! My second sister slime and third sister slime carry a basket! Ah, what are you doing! My tops my pants! Stop! Fat. No, no! No! Yes! I don't wear this strange outfit! No way! Stop! No! What a strange thing that is! No way! No, no, no! Don't shoot it! Don't shoot it! ”

The windows in that room are high! Xuanxuan and crucian carp quickly buckled dozens of square meters of floor tiles and quickly stacked them on Lao Gao!

Xuanxuan and crucian carp blushed and stepped on the pile of unstable floor tiles in a heartbeat, tiptoeing their necks and peeking into the room from the window of the room!

I saw Lu Xiuxiu... He changed his clothes... He was dressed in white and wore a chef's hat... There's also a Slime Academy sign on the hat... The old man carried a video recorder and filmed: "You just need to hold this position and stretch out your hand, and your hand should raise your thumb and say this sentence: learn to cook, and come to Slime Academy." ”

Lu Xiuxiu's face was red, and he stretched out his thumb shyly: "If you want to learn to cook, you will come to Slime Academy." ”

Xuanxuan and crucian carp fell directly off the pile of floor tiles.

"Excellent!" Lao Yan said with a smile, and then inserted this paragraph into the original college's admissions video: "The school has very few students recently, as you can see, there are more teachers than students in the whole school, so you should also find a celebrity spokesperson or something, look at you seem to have a lot of chef potential... Wait. Lao Yantou's expression was solemn: "You don't charge endorsement fees, right, aren't you those unscrupulous stars?" ”

"This..." Lu Xiuxiu hurriedly took off his chef's hat and wanted to get rid of this funny dress as soon as possible.

A mournful erhu sound sounded! I saw Lao Yan's head slowly slumped on the ground, and I didn't know where to take out a flower handkerchief to wipe his nose and tears: "The school's finances are extremely bad, and there are few students recently, resulting in three times more teachers than students, we have tried everything we can to recruit students, but to no avail, the school funds are exhausted, do you see the two slimes in your back basket, those two slimes... Originally, this circle of three slimes was the food for our whole school for more than a year.,You're so ruthless.。。。 When you come, you have to take two with you.,There's only three in total.。。。 It's been a long time since I've had a full meal... At this time, at this time, what endorsement fee do you want? Oh my God, where is your conscience! ”

"I didn't say I wanted an endorsement fee...

"Really? Really? Oh, save the suffering, save the suffering, Lu Xiu, the great Bodhisattva! Countless students have said that as the dean, there is something wrong with my appearance, is there really a problem? Where is the problem? Let me tell you that Lao Tzu's best thing is to fry sausages~~ Lao Tzu's ham sausages, which class of students have seen and tasted them~~~! I'll tell you~~! Lao Tzu's little sausage~~~! Do you want to eat~~~"

“。。。” Lu Xiuxiu had already finished changing his clothes and broke out of the door: "Dean mud howl, if you have endorsement work in the future, please feel free to copy me, and in addition, keep your sausage for yourself, and say goodbye!" ”

Outside was a mule cart that had been prepared a long time ago, Xuanxuan and Parisio were sitting firmly on the car, Lu Xiuxiu jumped up with a tiger leap, and Xuanxuan pointed directly at the school gate with her hand: "Rush!" ”

The two mules roared and rushed towards the school gate at high speed! It's faster than opening a high-speed channel!

Gatekeeper Douluo was lazily walking around the school gate, and when he saw the mule cart crashing over, he stood stupidly in the middle of the door, and did not move.

"Dodge !!" Xuanxuan yelled and quickly closed the high-speed passage and pulled the reins of the mule! The mule cart stopped at a distance of more than five meters in front of Gate Douluo!

"Dead old man, get out of the way!"

Gatekeeper Douluo held his chest and slowly fell down: "Ah! Yes! My heart disease! I was hit by a mule cart! Yes! I'm going to the hospital! I'm going to the hospital! ”

How did the mule hit you when the front of the mule was more than five meters away from him? Touching porcelain, isn't it? Xuanxuan got out of the car angrily: "It's not that you are a teacher even if you are a good gatekeeper, right?" ”

"Ah, Shide is Tuo Xiang... Gatekeeper Douluo twitched on the ground, reaching out and grabbing Xuanxuan's ankle.

"Hey, what are you doing!"

"Ahh Yes... I... I'm looking for something to help me get up... Gatekeeper Douluo used Xuanxuan's legs as pillars, grabbing upwards little by little and intending to get up: "Oh... The shoes are so white, the skin is really good, the body shape is quite good, it's so fragrant, oh... Hey, the knees feel a little worse, and what about going up? ”

Then he had a footprint on his face and was trampled into the ground: "You! Still! Beat! Calculate! Past! Which! Village! Touch! ”

"Oh it hurts! Such a poor little old man in broad daylight! ”

Xuanxuan stomped Douluo's head completely into the ground and got into the car: "Get on, run over." ”

The two mules overcame the psychological shadow of being pushed down when they came in, and rushed over with a roar!

Suddenly, a powerful force erupted in front of him! A huge spiritual pressure erupted from Gatekeeper Douluo's body, preventing the mules from rushing out: "You dare to leave the school without the dean's departure order?" Well??? Gatekeeper Douluo stared at the car: "Down is the captain of the Jingling Garden, Yamamoto Motoyanagi, who is guarding the door, let's take it." His eyes were as sharp as a cheetah in the dark: "Everything in the forest has turned to ashes, and the blades have slept... If it is on fire! ”

His eyes were instantly stung by the firelight in front of him! Yes! What is it! What a fire! Oops! Could it be that this old man ...

I saw that Gate Douluo didn't know where to take out a big horse spoon, and there was actually a raging flame burning inside!

"What about the hot kohlrabi, this moment of hot stir-fry is the most critical, children, you must remember this time...

Then the mule cart ran over the watchman Douluo: "Fry your brother-in-law's kohlrabi, scared my dad to death!" ”

The Slime Academy behind him was getting farther and farther away, and Xuanxuan Luxiuxiu Parisio breathed a sigh of relief.

Lu Xiuxiu suddenly snatched the reins: "Oh, Shet, my second sister slime and third sister slime!" Still recording that room! ”

"They're slimes, not people, what kind of wind are you smoking!"

Lu Xiuxiu shed tears: "They are the sisters of my beloved Nanako, I didn't save Nanako from the wicked twice, the second sister and the third sister said that Nanako hopes that I can protect them, how can I abandon them in dire straits!" Veer! Veer! ”

Xuanxuan and Parisio held their foreheads at the same time: "It's hopeless... ”

The pumpkin mule cart turned around and headed towards Slime Academy.

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