Chapter 157: How can there be no alpacas in a book!
I saw a huge giant witch's hut-like building made of twisted and crooked wood between heaven and earth, and a large sign at the door read: Dormitory for non-human species, and humans other than the dormitory are forbidden to enter. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
“。。。 This one... Does it really matter if I go in... Xuanxuan looked at the pile of warnings, her eyelids fluttering unnaturally.
I saw that it read: There are monsters inside, for the sake of your life and the safety of chrysanthemums, please do not break through the guardrail! The animals in the yard are in the hair. Please avoid estrusions! If you want to die, just go inside!
"It's okay. Peace of mind is good. Parisio got out of the car and took out a large key to unlock the lock, to open the layers of large iron doors to prevent unauthorized entry, steel barbed wire, behind him a fierce motor crazy turning sound, a Cadillac whizzed off the school road, look at the speed of 250 kilometers per hour! There is also a big stereo in the car, if there is no one around... Ah, indeed, there's no one around... There was no one else singing.
'I can't hold on to love, I can only watch it slip away... 'Lonely singles. The song was playing, and then there was an explosion, and a mushroom cloud rose in the direction of the bend in the road in front of it...
“。。。。。。”
"Ah, you have to get used to this kind of thing here." Parisio said calmly that he finally opened the last iron door, and then drove the mule cart into the courtyard, and then went to open the dormitory door, and drove the mule cart into the dormitory...
“。。。 Is it really okay for you to drive the mule cart in... ”
"It's okay."
"Won't the housekeepers stop you...
"It's been more than ten years since I had a dormitory here, well, it is said that the previous dormitory attendant ate it when he was supplementing his nutrition when he was preparing for the exam in the dormitory. The last housekeeper seems to have been sleepwalking in his sleep. Corpse. It seems that he accidentally broke into something, and then disappeared completely, and his bones were gone. Up, up, up, up... ”
"Stop! Stop, am I really fit to go in... ”
"It's okay, there's no more to do."
“。。。 It's not a matter of housework, it's my safety... "I have entered the dormitory of non-human species, only to see that it is actually spacious, inside the dormitory is a tall and leafy tree straight to the sky, a large pool under the big tree is sparkling, there are cliffs and Gobi grasslands in all directions, and there are even specially built huts and haystacks, which is simply a miniature ecological circle.
"Which ... Are there any other students who haven't gone back during the holidays? . . ”
"There must be, um... Probably there can be... Two? Parisio parked the mule cart in the dedicated parking lot inside the dormitory, opened the door, and a rancid stench came from the compartment: "Oops... Feel... Senior Muhei hasn't made a sound for a long time.,It's not going to be a burp.。。。 ”
"How could it be," the coffin bounced up automatically, and let out Yogi Hei's calm laughter: "Every time there is one more character, there will be more trouble when explaining the plot, because you can't completely leave those few people behind, so the author abandoned Lu Xiuxiu at the city gate, and I took the initiative to cooperate with the author to simply keep quiet." Yogiguro bared his shiny teeth, "I'm quick-witted." ”
Parisio closed the carriage door: "See, black toothpaste, make your teeth absolutely contrasting and look absolutely sparkling." ”
"Black Girl, Your Sister!!" The carriage door was knocked away by the coffin, and Daimu Hei controlled the coffin and squeezed at the carriage door, because the height of the coffin was too high to stand upright and squeeze out of the carriage: "Lao Tzu will say a word in response to the situation, Nima, you are a dead fish head, so you don't want Lao Tzu to appear!" ”
Xuanxuan was silent, stretched out her hand to the close-fitting bag, took out a small mirror from it and put it in front of Daimu Hei, only to see a person in the mirror describing the withered god **, his face was dark, bruised and festering, revealing the whites of his big eyes, and he opened his mouth, which can strongly contrast the shiny whiteness of the teeth.
Yogi Hei couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of old blood from his mouth: "Lao Tzu is known as a flower in the principality, handsome and chic. Wandering Dragon. The perfect face of the root heartthrob... Son, you kid... I'm not done with you! Then he slowly poured back with the coffin in the carriage.
Parisio pounced on the carriage door holding it high: "Senior Kiguro, you must cheer up!" Senior Kiguro, you must not give up hope! Hold on! Senior Kiguro, we can't live without you, we can't lose you! Then the carriage door was put up and locked firmly...
"Parisio you're big. Father!!! Hearing those shouts, Yogihei also felt a little relieved, and when he heard the sound of the door slamming and locking, he looked up and was immediately angry.
"Well, the virus can't spread, so I'll find a virology tutor to show him when I settle down... Parisio muttered, "Let's pack up all our things first, you have a lot of things." ”
Xuanxuan nodded.
Parisio walked over to a raised rock wall at the edge of the pond, took out his key and opened the door: "Come on, this is my dormitory." ”
I saw that it was a karst cave that had been eroded by water, and inside was a large cave, and a large hole was accompanied by a series of small holes that had been eroded, just forming countless spacious single rooms.
"Wow, this whole big hole is all ...
"Well, it's all my room." Parisio smiled: "I usually soak in the water at the bottom, you choose a hole first, and I will carry you and Lu Xiuxiu's big bags." Write down whatever furniture you need, and I'll leave it to logistics. ”
"Uh-huh." Xuanxuan nodded gratefully.
Well... As far as the author knows, there are probably only two hardcore readers who have followed all of the author's works... Well, you two must know what the author's favorite animal is!
That's right...
I remember that one of the people who came to advertise said... Every book, no matter how bad it is, the author treats it as if it were his own child, strangles it or throws it away, it's almost impossible to get his hands on it... The author often looks at the half moon sadly... The pages of manuscript paper that had a layer of dust piled up... When I'm free ... Will continue to write for that digit reader ...
It's far away, what animal is the author's favorite?
That's right! Look, right there, in that miniature Gobi, an animal pokes its head high! The white fluff of a head and a neck is exposed! It writhed its head around, peering towards the door of the Parisio House! Then he chewed a bite of hay, slowly stood up and walked over to this end!
That's right, that's the alpaca! There are no alpacas in a book! Can that be called a book?
Damn! What are you doing! Am I not right?
I saw a group of revenants flying in the solemn spirit: I'll smash you with a Grimm fairy tale! I'll smash you in the face of the four famous books! I'll smash you in the face Hugo! I'll smash you in the face of Shakespeare! I'll smash you in the face of Alexandre Dumas! I'll smash you in the face Leo Tolstoy! I'll smash you in the face Hemingway! I'll smash you in the face Lu Xun! I'll smash you with an ice heart! I'll smash you in the face...
Don't don't smash it! There are no alpacas in the author's book! Can that still be called the author's book!
Look, the alpaca jumped out of the silver, the position of the wind and horses, the sharp eyes, the sex. Feeling a big neck, that flowing hairstyle! Yes... This is... This alpaca looks familiar! Don't...
Behind the alpaca there was a background curtain stage, and it danced a tango lightly, and the spotlights of the audience shone on it, and it slowly said, "Hello everyone, long time no see... I want to kill you!! ”
。。。 Who are you?
"I am the soul of the moon, and I have no choice but to cross the time and space tunnel to severely condemn the author in the continuous delay. . . I come from the endless stretch of Mahler in the eastern part of the Confederation. Gobi... I've been waiting for you here for a long time! ”
。。。 So who are you ... Forget it, let's clean up the house first... After cleaning up the house, I have to go to the virology beast to show the senior Muhei.。。。
"Didn't I say it all, I'm the soul of the moon!"
What the hell is the soul of the dead under the moon!
"Didn't you just say that I was familiar!"
Why am I so advanced and have the ability to read alpacas' faces!
"I rub ... Regular readers, you're no stranger to me, are you? ”
So, who the hell are you, don't come over to help the author drag the plot and die quickly!
"I rub ... New readers, let's meet for the first time," I saw that the alpaca twisted his hips and neck, revealing his shiny big teeth: "I am, the camel who crossed over is also... ”
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