Chapter 158: A Lecture on Alpacas and Excavators
Again, what happened in 209 C.E. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
I went and replaced 2009 with two thousand and nine A.D. Grid instantly improved several notches!
Ah, don't sigh for a moment, that's what happened in the year 2009 A.D. ... Tianchao River Crab News Office, River Crab Industry and Information Technology Department, River Crab Public Security Bureau, River Crab Culture Department, River Crab Industry and Commerce Administration, River Crab State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, and River Crab Press and Publication Administration launched a special action to rectify the vulgar trend of the Internet, ah, thanks to the fact that it is not now, otherwise how can you live as such a shameless author!
Well, just that action, a large number of vulgar ♂ websites were closed, and a lot of swear words were blocked.
In fact, the Internet is a reflection of reality, and it is really... Wait for river crabs, river crabs, you shouldn't go on.
After the shielding, some personnel were dissatisfied, so they successively invented some homophonic words to bypass those shields, and as a result, the ten divine beasts represented by the grass mud horse clicked!! A big thunder was born!
Native to the Andes Mountains, the alpaca is said to have been around as early as 6,000 years ago... Cover your face, Moti up and down for five thousand years... It is said that it was domesticated by the locals as early as 6,000 years ago... Before the Europeans discovered South America, alpacas and alpacas were the only two domestic animals in South America, alpacas looked like sheep and horses, were covered with hair, and they loved to eat grass and mud mixed things, so they were used in spoof websites at the time, so they were named grass mud horses.
See, it's all knowledge! This is the origin of the grass mud horse and the origin of the alpaca being named the grass mud horse, what a rare piece of knowledge! Who else in the world will tell you except the author!
Where can this strange knowledge be used other than to satisfy curiosity!!
Other than that! In addition, dear readers, the current market price of alpacas in the Celestial Empire is around 70,000 to 80,000 soft girl coins, dear friends! How dare the slings look at it a little!!
Mother. Eggs don't have to be forced to study! Don't work hard to force the manuscript! I'm going to South America to raise grass and mud horses!!
I'm the one who just wants to be the king of alpacas!!
"Look, it's worth 70,000 soft girl coins!" Hussky stood at the entrance of Parisio's cave, twisting his long neck.
"Sauce purple," Xuanxuan held her chin and looked at it, "It looks very valuable." ”
"It's worth a lot of money! One end is enough to buy a house in a county-level city! Two or three second-tier cities! Four or five first-tier cities! Raise a group of people who can easily take down even the magic capital residence! No need to go to school! No need to go to work! No more wasted lives! No need for anyone else to give you money! You don't have to work overtime for a few salaries, and you can't guarantee sleep! Inappropriate ants. Tribe! Don't have to be snails. Reside! Not a room. Slave! Let's go and follow the author to raise alpacas! That's the road to the top of the pyramid of life!! ”
Ah, the sky is vast, the wilderness is vast, and I am surrounded by a herd of alpacas, in that desolate and beautiful Mahler. Sing freely on the Gobi...
"Let one go, let one go. Have you chosen a room? "Parisio walked over with Xuanxuan's big bag of clothes that he picked out in your brother-in-law's county, as well as Lu Xiuxiu's empty bag because his daughter-in-law was pinched by Zhao Wuji.
"Mm-hmm, it's the one on the right, and there are two small windows."
"Oh, let me go." Parisio squeezed over with the bag, and the big bag rubbed against the face of the camelsky who was still there, rubbed and rubbed, rubbed over, and the camelsky's face was rubbed with a layer of bursting tendons: ", I'll tell you!" When the author is describing my cuteness, the embryos of this broken book you are in have not yet been born! This book you're in was just a makeshift attempt to participate in the inner cup! ”
Ah yes.,Suddenly remembered what kind of cup.,Yawn.,I don't know what's going on.。。。 Forget it, I didn't have much hope...
Parisio resisted Xuanxuan's bag into the small room, and then pulled Lu Xiu's deflated bag and put a sticky hook on the wall and hung it: "So what." ”
"Ben Camel is your senior."
"Well, the collections between the two are hundreds of times different, do you still need weak words to explain?"
“。。。。。。”
"The author is the kind of person who has a high eye and a low hand, and he can't play with such a big structure. Speaking of which, I don't seem to have any impression of you, new here? ”
"That's right! I'm Bo. Freshmen from college! My name is Camelsky! I'm an excavator professional! Camelsky held his head high, stretched his big neck, and looked at Parisio with disdain.
"Oh, oh, oh! The most bullish professional excavator major in the whole school!! "Parisio is directly shocked!
"That's right! So, here's the problem! Which excavator technology is stronger! ”
"Come to New Oriental to find Rexiang!"
"That's right! Sprinkle home but in the blue... Wait a minute, why don't you go to New Oriental! I go to the same, there is an east character, there is a Xiang character, and it actually rhymes! ”
"You're underestimating erection. It's time to go to college! It's a lot of erection. A specialized university featuring excavators! No matter what the major! There will definitely be the most professional excavator course! ”
"How can it be repaired! Do you think your three-legged cat's excavator skills can match mine! ”
"Oh! Please don't let those five noble words of excavator technology get down from you. Came out of the lips of the cheap! You don't deserve to mention excavator technology! ”
"Good! I'll show you! This year, the first in the whole department of excavator major will definitely be my camel! ”
"How dare you belittle our university's excavator technology!?"
Countless thunderbolts spread in Parisio and Camelsky! Xuanxuan glanced at it silently, and went into the house to clean up the house.
I saw Parisio and Huskey with solemn expressions on each other, one raised his hand, the other raised his hoof, and each grabbed a helmet out of thin air and buckled it on his head!
Several heavenly thunders and earth fires appeared behind the two of them, and huge magic arrays appeared! Accompanied by the passionate background music, two excavators in the two magic arrays slowly came out!
The author lifted the glasses that didn't exist, uh-huh! Domestic excavator models mainly include JH70-8 crawler excavator, 85 crawler mini excavator, 120-9 crawler excavator, 65 wheeled excavator, 70 wheeled dual-drive mini excavator, 85 wheeled dual-drive mini excavator, JHL60-180 degree rotary excavator, 135 crawler excavator these eight models! Remember! It's all weird and weird, and not a few people will tell you about it!
There are even more brands of excavators! Hitachi, Caterpillar, Hyundai, Doosan, Daewoo, Daxin Heavy Industries, Fudu, Listed, Shandong Yugong, Hefei Zhenyu, Wantong and so on!
I saw a 120-9 crawler excavator teleported out from under Camelsky's magic array! A JHL 60-180 degree rotary excavator was teleported from Parisio's magic circle! A camel and a fish leap high in the air and jump into the cab! The two sides stared at each other through the two layers of glass that added up.
Without warning! Both sides got their hands dirty! I saw two digging buckets crashing into each other! Both Parisio and Huskey gritted their teeth and clenched the joystick!
The 120-9 crawler excavator is a large-area grounding track, and the front of the car comes with a push bucket, which is quite suitable for mobile combat, while the JHL60-180 degree rotary excavator is a wheeled excavator, and several brackets on the body need to be supported before each operation to improve the stability ability! This sudden impact collar JHL60-180 degree slewing excavator was caught off guard and didn't have time to open the bracket, can the grip of the wheels be compared with the tracks? No! Parisio's excavator was slowly pushed back.
How can it be repaired! Is the other party tracked! Parisio swung the lever and slid the bucket collar against each other, and slammed the lever to lead the bucket straight towards the driver's cab of the camel!
I saw that the arm of the bucket was twisted lightly, and the arm was bent over to block the front of the cab! The bucket and the arm bend collided, and a large spark appeared! Camelsky laughed, gave a kick of throttle, and pushed forward with the crook of his arm against Parisio's bucket.
Bad! As long as the bracket does not hold up, it will definitely not be able to match the crawler type in terms of stability! Parisio hurriedly retracted the bucket! With another smirk, Huskey stretched his arms out and swept the bucket towards Parisio's cab with a frontal opening and closing stance!
JHL60-180 degree rotary excavator, as the name suggests, is the rotation angle of the bucket! I saw that the bucket skillfully turned over at an angle and blocked in front of the cab! But it was still due to the lack of grip, and it almost didn't roll over!
"Hahaha, you kid dare to compare with me in terms of excavator skills! Let's go back to the technical school for a few more years! Camelsky roared arrogantly.
"Is that your excavator skill just like that?" Parisio stabilized the fuselage.
"Who was almost knocked over by me just now! Good! I'll let you see the huge gap in our excavator technology right away! Camelsky retracted the bucket.
How can it be repaired, there is no chance to put down the bracket! As long as you can put down the bracket and have a grip... Parisio stared at the face of the other side and yelled, "If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next breakdown!" ”
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