Chapter 54: The Two-Dimensional Dirty Song That Ruined Childhood......
"No, I feel like I'm a god, just a pit. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info "Liu Ye felt more and more that his divine horn was simply too insignificant.
This is not in accordance with the setting.
"It is precisely because there is so much injustice in this world that justice is needed to infect. Don't mistake the Night Wanderer for a god, Lord Night Wanderer, I believe you will become a myth for a new generation. ”
Jiuying's words still made Liu Ye feel unbelievable! But there is some truth in what you said, don't mistake the night wandering god for a god.
"Lord Night Wanderer has something that others don't have, I chose to follow Lord Night Wanderer for this point, I believe that Jiu Ying must also see your unique brilliance, we all believe in you." For the affirmation of his companions, Disc Immortal also echoed it, Liu Ye thought about it, is there a shining point in himself?
Walking on the street, Liu Ye thought lazily, but he felt that his physique had become much stronger recently. Since the last time I was caught by Kawashima Mirror, after I died once, there seems to be a power in my body that is constantly spreading throughout my body.
Infiltrating into his whole body, coupled with real combat experience, Liu Ye really felt that he was much stronger than before in terms of physical strength and ability.
As the sun set, their figures were stretched, and Liu Ye suddenly felt a little abnormal.
"Huh? Is there one person missing? Diexian was puzzled, because she only had Liu Ye in her eyes, and when the two came back to their senses at this moment, they found that Chen Tao was gone.
The two turned their heads, only to see Chen Tao still standing naked behind them, with a bleak back.
"Hey, now is not the time to be handsome, if you don't return to your body sooner, you will really be dead." Liu Ye said coldly, looking at this man with helpless eyes.
"I ...... I can't...... Can't go. Chen Tao clenched his palms and looked at Liu Ye with a firm gaze.
"What? Are you going to go back and join that old woman as non-combustible garbage? Diexian was even more unceremonious when he spoke.
However, Chen Tao has his bitterness, "I can't...... Handful...... Take my daughter...... Girlfriend...... Lose...... Lose...... Throw it there. ”
"What? Do you want to be handsome and save the beauty with a hero? Even if you save her, she won't live, and you won't live. Liu Ye struck indifferently.
“…… Wishes. ”
Wishes.
"You...... You don't have to...... Leave me alone...... I did. Chen Tao didn't want to miss the appointment and left his girlfriend there. Because they had an agreement to give her a wedding. Marry her.
It is precisely because of her will and nostalgia that the girl did not go to reincarnation for a long time. If he leaves like this, I don't know how long she will be lonely in this world.
Looking at his back, Liu Yeshen sighed, "Okay, I know." I can help you. ”
"Help me?!" Chen Tao paused.
"Go back, I'll delay you for three days. During this time, you can be with your girlfriend. However, you have one more important thing to do. ”
Chen Tao turned to look at Liu Ye with a deep gaze.
……
After being ordered to go on the mission, Liu Ye and Di Xian walked on the desolate street, and darkness gradually fell, "Shall we go back directly?" Lord Night Wanderer. ”
"No, let's go to Kawashima's house." It just so happens that their home is near here.
"Oh? Go to that pervert house. "Diexian's face is full of displeasure, what Kawashima Mirror did to her before, Diexian still holds a grudge!
Looking at the appearance of the Saucer Immortal, Liu Ye raised his hand and stroked the Saucer Fairy's head, "A piece of mousse cake." ”
"Accurate!" The standard of a foodie is that everything is OK with food.
Thinking of getting a delicious cake, Saucer Fairy couldn't help but hum happily, "Take your bearing, hold my acceptance, today's good friend, tomorrow will be good*** Hey, good ********." Why is this song so familiar? Liu Ye always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it for a while. By the way, isn't this the theme song of the Great Windmill?
Suddenly, Liu Ye's face was full of black lines, "Where did you hear such a dirty song?" ”
"On TV, Lord Night Wanderer, am I singing well? I'll sing something else! Cool crooked sparrows, sleeping naked on a telephone pole~ You say this, it feels like summer. ”
Is that the original version like this? Seeing that the disc fairy looked intoxicated, and the five notes of the singing were incomplete.
"You rest, I sing better than you: cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, and the aunt washes the railway."
"Huh? What cruel lyrics. Diexian continued with a disgusted expression: "It's still mine that is more gentle, the rain is heavy, and the grass and trees in the autumn pants are deep~ I heard that you are always alone~ The mottled city gate is entrenched in mouse soup,"
I can't stand the incomplete and narcissistic appearance of Diexian, Liu Ye wants to eliminate harm for the people.
"A real singer is not only a native singer who sings well, but also the ability to control multiple Chinese languages is king, I have always liked a song in Japanese Digimon: I see that the big have not taken off ~ where ** about where to fight ~ instigated my aunt to take off new clothes, ah touch aunt and hurry up you there to take off ~"
"Hey, Lord Night Wanderer is so obscene, and I can speak Japanese too! There is a song in Ultraman: Smile in the face of obscenity, dream car shock will not be far away~ Crying Yongqi, move forward, JJ will definitely bleed~ "Diexian did not show weakness at all, and the two of them have completely competed for the identity of Maiba on the street.
"Huh? Are you singing? It just so happens that I love singing too! When I was about to walk to Kawashima's house, I saw Kawashima Kagami and Kawashima Sakura walking side by side, and Kawashima Kagami interjected.
Diexian was too lazy to take care of Kawashima Mirror, and looked directly at Kawashima Sakura and said in surprise: "By the way, Sakura has brought it in Japan, so she should be able to sing some Japanese songs, right?" Lord Night Wanderer sings non-standardly, and despises me. You let him listen to what is a pure Japanese song! ”
Kawashima Sakura was still expressionless, staring at Diexian and Liu Ye with wide eyes, seeing that Diexian was so gracious, Liu Ye looked like he had nothing to do with himself, Kawashima Sakura nodded slightly: "Okay, I listened to a song when I was a child in Japan, and I was more worried about my memory, cough cough ......"
Kawashima Sakura softened her voice and sang: "Pick your clothes and pants, pick your clothes and pants, pick your clothes and pants, you and that Ngawang have to masturbate." Oh, I'm a, wait a minute, take it away. ”
Fortunately, the song is melodious and meandering, as if it has experienced the beauty of the eighteen bends of the mountain road, and the five notes of Kawashima Sakura...... It is also incomplete. So, suddenly, Liu Ye couldn't help but laugh.
Kawashima Sakura thought that Liu Ye was laughing at her, and directly closed the cherry mouth.
"What are you doing here?" To avoid embarrassment, Kagami Kawashima asked.
Liu Ye, who suddenly remembered that he was down to business, restrained his expression, "By the way, I'm here to find you for something." I want you guys to help. ”
(If you want to listen to the original version, you can go to Baidu to search, the two-dimensional dirty song that absolutely ruined childhood!) )