Chapter 53: The Pathos of Non-Combustible Garbage
This street was not normal in the first place, Liu Ye always knew it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
There are all kinds of demons and monsters gathered here, and it is a place where fish and dragons are mixed.
Liu Ye just wanted to get away from here quickly, and suddenly, the wind chimes hanging on the door rang, and the door was forcibly pushed open, and Liu Ye's eyes instantly saw Hongmei walking into the house, holding a sickle.
Oops. Now, isn't it time to do something?
Liu Ye's eyes looked at the smiling waiter beside him......
"Hello and welcome." The waiter eagerly stepped forward.
Hongmei said sharply: "Have you seen a ghost dressed in white and a naked soul?" ”
The waiter still maintained a smiling expression, "Our store guarantees the privacy of customers, so it is inconvenient to inform you." ”
Where is there any privacy? As far as the eye can see, the entire store is in full view.
Hongmei looked around, only to see a white dress in front of the table not far away, and the naked man came into view.
"So here, see where you can go!" Hongmei stepped forward quickly and patted Diexian's shoulder, Diexian felt a chill coming, the two turned their heads with the same grimace, deliberately changed their voices, and whispered, "May I ask who you are looking for?" ”
Hongmei was stunned, "I'm sorry I found the wrong person." ”
At the same time that Di Xian and Chen Tao breathed a sigh of relief, Hongmei's face changed instantly, "You guys want to lie to me with a grimace?" Am I a fool?! ”
The swinging scythe slashed at both of them with madness and force.
It was also at this time that Liu Ye, who was hiding under the table, was unprepared and swung a knife from under the table to meet him, "Do you think you are smart?!" Liu Ye was unprepared, and the sword of her arm was directly pressed against Hongmei's jaw, making all her movements at the moment still.
Hongmei stared at Liu Ye with her eyes, "What do you want to do?" What does he have to do with you? I tell you, he will never allow you to take it. ”
"Now, the right to speak and the initiative is mine, you better be obedient. I already know why you're hurting innocent humans. Liu Ye looked at her and observed her every move.
"Damn the men who once swore to grow old with girls! Why is it that a woman dies and he is able to live alone? And at ease, I changed my new love in a few years. And they! But can only wander alone in the world? He owes them a promise, they owe them a wedding, so they deserve it! I'm doing what is beautiful for adults. It's not your turn yet! ”
Sure enough, she thought so, this kind of deformed psychology, Liu Ye couldn't help but sneer, and looked at Hongmei with mocking eyes. "Tell you the truth, Obasan, I really think you're pitiful. Pin your sorrow on more people. No one will be happy about the decision you make, except yourself, so don't talk about yourself as great. ”
"What did you say?!" Hongmei glared at Liu Ye with a hideous face.
It turns out that the other party didn't hear his words clearly? Liu Ye looked at Hongmei squarely, and said firmly: "I said, you are an incombustible and stubborn garbage." ”
Hongmei's palms clenched, and it was the first time she was humiliated like this, "Bastard! ”
Hongmei swung the Death Scythe, and a black blade light rushed straight towards Liu Ye.
The corners of Liu Ye's mouth were filled with a sneer, and he immediately squatted down, "What we should do in the face of non-combustible garbage is to throw her into a non-combustible garbage can." ”
Saucer Fairy held a large trash can in both hands and buckled it directly on Hongmei's body.
Obstructed Hongmei's vision for a while, "Let's go." ”
Liu Ye called to the Disc Immortal and Chen Tao beside him.
However, Chen Tao looked reluctant and stood naked in place.
"What are you doing? What are you waiting for? ”
"I ...... My daughter ......"
By the way, his girlfriend is still wearing a bridal dress and waiting for him to cave in the room.
Liu Ye's eyes flashed with a hint of coldness, "People who really love you, even if they haven't touched your eggs, can be like touching them." That love will not change because of what you do or don't do. But if you give up on yourself because of this, she won't be happy even if she touches your ball! ”
The disc fairy beside him listened to Liu Ye's mouthfuls and drooled one by one.
"Balls? Tea eggs? Or quail eggs? I have it, I have it, if your girlfriend wants to touch it, I'll bake it and borrow it from you. ”
Diexian blinked his innocent gaze and interjected.
"I ......" Chen Tao also began to hesitate.
The girl in his heart, he always fantasized about turning clouds and rain with her, but he didn't expect it, but he was separated by yin and yang, and now he ......
"There's no time to say more, let's go!" Liu Ye directly dragged Chen Tao's arm and pulled him out.
Hongmei broke the dirty garbage can, and the garbage can exploded and fell apart in an instant.
Red plum has bananas, apple peels and other garbage hanging from her head.
Just as Hongmei was about to chase out, a waiter's inquiry came from behind her, and Hongmei was dragged down: "Hello ma'am, you broke our table and chairs, as well as our trash cans, and our plates, you need to pay 500 stygians, in addition, your behavior has scared our guests, please pay our guests 200,000 stygian coins for mental damages." ”
"What? What are you kidding, it's them? Hongmei looked at Liu Ye, who had slipped away without a shadow.
But I couldn't catch it at all.
Of course, when she entered the store, Liu Ye had already discussed with the waiter, gave the waiter a tip of 200, said that she was a rich woman, and asked him to drag Hongmei and push all the losses to her.
Therefore, at this moment, Liu Ye walked leisurely on the street without hurry, away from the red light street.
"Lord Night Wanderer, are we just leaving?" Die Immortal floated beside Liu Ye, not very satisfied with this result.
Come to an end? Are you kidding?
"Send him back to his body first. In the punishment of red plums, a femme fatale who seduces people's souls at will because of selfishness must be punished. However, the scythe in her hand is indeed a trouble, why don't you take her into the U and be a thug? Thinking like this, Liu Ye shook his head again, "I'm a little old." Otherwise, call the patrol of Hades to deal with this matter? ”
"The civil servants in the prefecture are very busy, they are busy with corruption and bribery, eating, drinking and having fun every day, otherwise why would you do it?" The nine babies in the body said with disdain.
"Oh? Feelings: I'm a god who cleans people's mansions? ”
Speaking of which, Jiu Ying continued in a disdainful tone: "Lord Night Wanderer, you should understand. The management department has the meaning of its existence only when there is something to manage. Therefore, it is already a well-known thing that the upper echelons of the underworld collude with demons to take what they need, and everyone wants to live better, otherwise it will only be a lose-lose fight if they really fight, it is better to seek common ground while reserving differences. ”
"Well, then, Hades has also fallen." Liu Ye didn't care.
"Therefore, our god's compulsion is the noblest existence!"