"What should be seen and what should not be seen?" The little guy asked in a milky voice, which made Long Yi a little stunned, and said, "I'll tell you this question when I encounter it." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoOkay, I'm going to open this book. ”

Erlang God Yang Jian was in his True Monarch's Mansion, walking around anxiously.

He looked at his phone, annoyed, and said, "Why am I so stupid!" How could I send 'eighteen unsuitable' to my uncle? ”

"Erlang Zhenjun, what are you talking about? What eighteen is not suitable, your uncle's? ”

It was one of Erlang God's subordinates who spoke, surnamed Jiang Mingwei, wearing armor, holding an officer and soldier's hat in his left hand, and said to Erlang God as soon as he entered the door: "Erlang Zhenjun, look at your expression is very bad, what happened?"

Erlang God was embarrassed to say that he had made a mistake, and said, "Jiang Wei, it's nothing, didn't we find a piece of unicorn jade when we were patrolling Pluto three days ago?"

"Yes! The unicorn-shaped jade pendant will emit a colorful glow, which is very beautiful. Zhenjun also said that if you give that unicorn jade to your uncle, your uncle will be very happy. ”

Jiro God said: "Yes! This afternoon, I went to deliver the unicorn jade, but I opened the treasure box on WeChat and clicked on the place of the unicorn jade, but there were too many treasures in my treasure box, so the range of the unicorn jade in the treasure box was too small, I clicked on it, and it was wrong. ”

Jiang Wei asked worriedly, "Zhenjun, what did you send out as a red envelope?" Is it a nude photo of a fairy? ”

Erlang God was ashamed to speak, and said, "What can I say about this?" What to do? How do you say? Does Your Majesty think I'm teasing him? ”

Jiang Wei stared at his little eyes in surprise, and said, "This is the crime of bullying the king, and you will suffer from reincarnation."

"Is it that serious?"

Jiang Wei said: "When Erlang Zhenjun was ordered to hunt down and kill Agarwood, Zhenjun still remembers, right?" His Majesty ordered you to be the law enforcement ambassador of the Heavenly Strip, and you must be caught in the Agarwood and punished in the Heavenly Court. His biological daughter, the Three Holy Mother, was trapped in Huashan, and Marshal Tianpeng was cast into the mortal world by the Jade Emperor just because he teased Chang'e and became a pig fetus. The general of the rolling shutter just broke a glass cup, and was punished by the Jade Emperor to become a goblin in the quicksand river. The ruthlessness of the Jade Emperor, you don't know it! ”

Erlang was anxious and said, "What now?"

Jiang Wei said mysteriously: "Zhenjun, now there is only one person who can save Zhenjun."

"Who!"

"Monkey King, Monkey King!" Jiang Wei's eyes rolled and said.

"Monkey King?" Erlang God slowly repeated and said, "How can Sun Wukong save me?"

Jiang Wei said: "Zhenjun, although you and Sun Wukong's skills are the same, you are one less thing than Sun Wukong."

"What's that?"

"Courage!"

"Hey!" Erlang God sighed, "I'm not as good as him!" ”

Jiang Wei said slowly: "Sun Wukong can be said to be not afraid of heaven and earth in front of the Jade Emperor, and he has a weakness, if Zhenjun uses the method of agitation, Sun Wukong will definitely be fooled, so that you can use Sun Wukong to give the red envelope you sent to His Majesty to get it back."

Erlang God's right hand suddenly shook and said, "It's okay!" But the unicorn jade ......"

Jiang Wei said a few words in Erlang God's ear, and said: "Zhenjun, in this way, even if the matter is revealed and His Majesty blames it, Zhenjun only said that Sun Wukong turned into your appearance, and it has nothing to do with you."

Erlang God said: "Then the true monarch will meet this Monkey King."

In the Jade Emperor's practice room, Long Yixiao had already clicked on the "eighteen unsuitable" in WeChat.

Although the cover of that book is not good-looking, the content of the book is absolutely wonderful.

Long Yi smiled and looked at the Erlang God in the book for a while is human, and then wood, stone, and will change into the appearance of Fairy Chang'e and Bai Suzhen, he is very strange, and said: "Little guy, you seem to be watching very seriously, what do you see?" Didn't you see Bai Suzhen's appearance, very ......"

This is really eighteen inappropriate, the clothes on Chang'e's body in that book are getting fewer and fewer, and when Long Yixiao flipped quickly, it was as if he saw Chang'e dancing a dance with fewer and fewer clothes, and in the end, Chang'e's clothes were gone.

Long Yixiao's feet were red, and his body was hot, but he couldn't help but continue to look down, and it was even more exciting.

Not only were Chang'e's clothes gone, but Chang'e's meridians and bones were all presented in front of Long Yixiao's eyes.

Long smiled and turned back, he actually saw Bai Suzhen in clothes.

Bai Suzhen is dressed in white clothes like snow, looking beautiful and moving, which makes people think about it.

That's absolutely beautiful, Long Yi smiled and wondered, shouldn't this Bai Suzhen also take off her clothes?

Long Yixiao continued to flip through the book, and sure enough, Bai Suzhen showed the same process as Chang'e.

Long smiled and said angrily: "This Erlang God is really lawless, and he actually sent me such a thing."

Long Yi was addicted to it, and finally scolded Erlang God.

The little guy in the jade pendant actually opened his eyes and stared at the screen of Long Yixiao's mobile phone.

Long smiled and felt that the little guy seemed to see something, and said, "What did you see?" ”

"Eighteen is not suitable!"

"I know, I mean, what do you see other than the four words on the cover?"

"Don't say it, don't say it!"

This little guy even played around, Long Yi smiled and said, "Do you say it or not?" If you don't say it, I know, did you see two beautiful women without clothes? ”

"You're talking about my mother and Aunt Bai Suzhen, right?"

This guy actually knew everything, and Long smiled and said in shock: "Aren't these what you see?" ”

"I don't know what's so nice about these. It was the same for me to have a woman undressed as she was to be clothed, and I couldn't understand why my father was so interested in those two unclothed women. ”

Long Yixiao's heart was seen through by the little guy, he was a little angry, and said, "It's no wonder, who made you still a villain who is less than three days old?" It's no wonder you don't understand men and women. ”

"Men and women only conceive offspring when they are in the midst of fishing, in other words, they have children. Don't think I don't know anything. The reason why I'm not interested in women's bodies is because I'm interested in men's bodies. Daddy, do you want to take off your clothes for me to see? ”

Long Yixiao immediately wanted to wrap his clothes tightly.

The little one spoke again, and said, "Why is Daddy so shy? I know exactly what you have on you, and I also know that you are not the real Jade Emperor at all..."