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The little guy seemed to be very frightened, and suddenly stopped talking, and said, "Daddy, don't be angry. I won't say anything. Don't worry, I won't tell you your secrets. I'm your good baby. ”

Long Yixiao was completely distempered by that little guy, he really couldn't understand what that embryo was, how could he know so many things.

His identity can't even be seen through the Queen Mother, Taishang Laojun, Erlang God, and Sun Wukong, but this embryo that hasn't even been three days has seen through his identity, is he better than Sun Wukong?

Long smiled and thought about it again, that embryo was conceived by him and Fairy Chang'e with blood, no matter what, he is also his own and Chang'e's child, his own child will not be so conscienceless to harm himself, right?

Long smiled and asked in surprise, "What did you see?" Isn't it a picture of a beautiful woman? ”

"Certainly not a picture of a beautiful woman!"

"Tell me, what do you see?"

The little guy also pretended to be mysterious and said, "Daddy, do you know what Erlang God is capable of?"

"Seventy-three changes! Everybody knows that. ”

"What would you think if I told you that the beautiful woman I just saw was changed by Erlang God?"

Long smiled as if he had eaten a fly, and said, "I'll just say that it's impossible for this Chang'e and Bai Suzhen to strip themselves naked and let Erlang take a picture."

"Hey, hey, hey......"

"What are you laughing at?"

"Hey, hey, hey...... I laugh at Daddy for being a big fool! ”

"You're the big fool, where am I stupid?"

"You are holding a book of the immortal law of Tiangang seventy-three changes that the immortals of the whole universe want to get, but you can't see it, Daddy can only see the beauties in this cheat, what is Daddy not a fool?"

"What do you say? This is the secret of the seventy-three changes of Erlang God's Tiangang? How can I not see it? Long smiled and thought the little guy was joking with him.

The little guy in the jade pendant said: "Daddy, what you just saw, stones, wood, beauties, etc. are all changes of Erlang God, he told Daddy the process of change in slow motion, take my mother's body as an example, Erlang God wants to change into my mother's appearance, he has to use fairy energy to make every part of his body into my mother's mother, his process of change is actually the total decision of Tiangang's seventy-three changes, as long as you learn the general decision, Daddy can also practice Tiangang's seventy-three changes." In addition, Daddy himself will be Tiangang Immortal Qi, so it will be more handy to cultivate. ”

Long smiled and was shocked, and said, "What you said is true?"

"Of course it's true."

"And what's the end?"

The little guy shook his head and said, "I don't know yet, but the day I break out of the cocoon, I can see the total decision of the seventy-three changes in Tiangang." The premise is that Daddy must keep this "Eighteen Unsuitables". ”

Long Yi smiled and said: "This "Eighteen Unsuitable" was originally given to me by Erlang God, can he still go back?"

"Hee-hee-hee-hee......-hee That Erlang God was originally going to send a red envelope of the jade unicorn to his father, it was because there were too many treasures in the Erlang God's WeChat treasure box, so he ordered the wrong baby, and when Erlang God understood all this, he would definitely come to find Daddy, when the time came, Erlang God would try all kinds of ways to ask Daddy to return the red envelope of "Eighteen Unsuitable" to him, and Dad was afraid that he would not be able to deal with it, and he would really return the "Eighteen Unsuitable" to Erlang God. ”

"So what do I do now?"

"It's very simple, Daddy only needs to make another copy of the "Eighteen Unsuitable" in the treasure chest and put it in the "Nine-Layer Immortal Cultivation Treasure Book", and when Erlang God comes, Daddy will be generous and return the red envelope to him. In this way, Erlang God will not be suspicious, and his father also got a copy of Tiangang's seventy-two changes of cultivation methods for nothing. ”

Long Yixiao copied the "Eighteen Unsuitable" to the "Nine-Layer Immortal Cultivation Treasure Book", changed the name to "The Rise of the Male God", and then looked at the little guy in the jade pendant and said, "You shouldn't lie to me, right?" Can you really see the final decision of Tiangang's seventy-three changes? ”

The little guy got angry and said, "If Daddy doesn't believe me, you can put me in the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun and practice it for seven seven and forty-nine days."

Long Yi smiled and said, "Okay, don't be so stingy, Daddy is wrong, Daddy apologizes to you."

"Okay, forgive you, I'm going to sleep. Don't bother me. ”

Erlang God was in Sun Wukong's Monkey King Mansion and said to Sun Wukong: "Great Sage, my situation is like this, that red envelope is called "Eighteen Unsuitable", I am embarrassed to speak. If my uncle had seen the contents of my red envelope, he would have thought that I was teasing him. If he gets angry and casts me into the mortal world and becomes a pig's womb, it won't be good. ”

After Sun Wukong listened to Erlang God's words, his laughing feet kept stomping on the ground alternately, his hands kept shaking, and when he finished laughing, he slapped Yang Jian's chest and said, "Erlang God, I didn't expect you to make such a low-level mistake."

Erlang God said helplessly: "Great Sage, who doesn't know the ability of the Great Sage, that banana fan was not the Great Sage who turned into the Bull Demon King back then and deceived the Iron Fan Princess, and finally deceived the treasure fan."

Sun Wukong looked at Erlang God and said: "Erlang God, when you and I were making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, your mana was good, and you were one more change than my grandson, why didn't you change into your aunt's appearance and cheat out that red envelope?"

Erlang God sighed and said: "The Great Sage doesn't know, the Jade Emperor is my uncle, the Queen Mother is my aunt, I became my aunt to deceive my uncle, if my uncle knows, I'm afraid it will become more ugly than Zhu Bajie."

Sun Wukong touched the ground with one foot, and kept grasping it with his two hands on his chest, as if he was thinking about something, and said, "What you said makes some sense." But why does my grandson want to help you? It's a transgression. If you don't get it right, my grandson will be pressed down the mountain by that Rulai for another 500 years, and my grandson will be miserable. ”

Erlang God listened to Sun Wukong's tone and knew that he was unwilling to make a move, and said, "Hey! The gods in the sky all say that Monkey King, the great sage of Monkey King, is not afraid of heaven and earth, and dares to do anything, but I didn't expect that after you went through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, you would become so cowardly and timid in doing things, I Erlang God misjudged you. You're no longer the Monkey King you used to be. There is no longer the majesty of beating the Jade Emperor to the bottom of the table, and now, you can't ask the Jade Emperor for a red envelope. ”