The Jade Emperor felt that the fat powder on the girl's body was too big, and it was not self-respecting, and it was too light, so he didn't have any good feelings for Xiaomei, and said, "Aren't you still with the girl from the mathematics department this morning..."

Zhang Hongyu suddenly interrupted the Jade Emperor's words and said, "How do you remember so clearly? Yes, in the morning, the girls from the mathematics department invited me to dinner, and we had a meal at the Hongfeng Restaurant outside the college, and nothing else happened. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"I believe in you." Xiaomei kissed Zhang Hongyu on the face and said, "Let's go, it's nine o'clock, we should also rest." ”

"Yes, yes, let's go outside to Yipintang to open a beautiful room and have a good rest. Tomorrow I have the energy to study. ”

Zhang Hongyu put his arm around Xiaomei's waist, pinched her plumpest place, and said to the Jade Emperor: "Long Yixiao, let's go play, don't leave me the door at night, I won't go back." ”

Yang Bo held a cup for brushing his teeth, pushed open the door, and before he wiped the toothpaste from the corner of his mouth, he immediately tapped a few times on the keyboard with his hand, and said, "Damn, my Lu Bu couldn't beat Cao Cao, and almost hung up." ”

Li Zhixian sat on the chair, staring at "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and said: "Your game is quiet nonsense, what Lu Bu fights Cao Cao, Guan Yu beats Zhang Fei, quiet nonsense." When you have time, you can watch the real "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", don't play games all day. ”

Yang Bo said unconvinced: "Reading maniac, don't waste all your time on reading, reading is a fart, just mix a diploma in college, when you have nothing to do, find some fun by yourself, and talking about a girlfriend is better than reading a hundred books for you." ”

Li Zhixian put "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" upside down on the desk, pushed his glasses a few times, and said, "Hey, Yang Bo, I have something to tell you, the sun is coming out of the west tonight, guess who I met?" ”

Yang Bo thought for a while and said, "Who can you meet?" Could it be Qin Miaotong, the school flower of our school? ”

Li Zhixian pretended to be mysterious, squeezed his eyes twice and said, "You only guessed half right." I did meet the big beauty of our school, He Miaotong, but this is not the crux of the problem, the key is that I found that there is one person who has changed too much. ”

Yang Bo didn't seem to be very interested in Li Zhixian's words, and said, "You said that you met a person who has changed a lot, what's so strange about this." Some of these people become murderers overnight, it's not a big deal. ”

Li Zhixian said very seriously: "Little fat man, let me tell you seriously, the person I'm talking about is the person who sleeps at the door, on the right bed." ”

Yang Bo turned his head to look at the bed that Long Yixiao slept on, and said in surprise: "Long Yixiao, don't you tell me that Long Yixiao has changed a lot?" ”

Yang Bo nodded and said, "Exactly!" ”

"me, I thought who were you talking about? What big changes can he make in him? His zombie face almost scared the hell out of my fat. I wear tattered clothes all day, I know how to read, and I heard that the girlfriend I talked about in high school also broke up with him. For a person like him, if I say something unpleasant, this life will be over. Even if he is the best student in the university, do you still have to look for a job after you leave campus? You said that a face like him, when it comes to the job fair, it would be good not to scare the recruiters away, who would dare to use him? There is no hope for this career, and besides, this woman, it is estimated that no woman will like him in this life, unless that woman can accept his zombie face, but it is enough! ”

Li Zhixian seemed to be fascinated by what he heard, and said: "Your evaluation of Long Yixiao turned out to be like this, in case this word reaches Long Yixiao's ears, you are not afraid that the fourth child will be angry?" You're the boss! ”

Yang Bo felt that what he said just now was indeed too hurtful to his self-esteem, and his two eyes rolled and said, "Second brother, you won't betray me, right?" ”

"A burger, two chicken wings, plus a cup of coffee, it's hush money!"

Yang Bo gritted his teeth helplessly and said, "Okay, as long as you can keep it a secret, I promise you." Tomorrow at noon, I will invite you in the cafeteria. But what I said is all the truth, in addition to those shortcomings, the fourth child is also very timid and afraid, and his health is not good, if he runs a thousand meters, it is estimated that he will see the king of Hades. ”

Li Zhixian said very seriously: "That's all I want to tell you. Long Yixiao not only laughed tonight, but also wanted to beat up that scoundrel Cao Jun. ”

As soon as Yang Bo heard about Cao Jun, his eyes lit up and said, "You said that Long Yixiao wanted to beat Cao Jun?" Don't be funny, Long Yixiao definitely doesn't know Cao Jun's strength, if he knows that Cao Jun is the son of Cao Jingtian of the Cao Group, if you give him twenty guts, he won't dare to fight against Cao Jun. ”

Li Zhixian said: "It seems that you are still very afraid of Cao Jun. I remember that after the military training in the freshman year, you fell in love with Ren Qiufeng, a girl in our department, when you were in love at Xiaoxihu in the college that night, Cao Jun took more than a dozen people and beat you, and in the end, Cao Jun actually took Qiufeng away, Cao Jun said that Qiufeng was his girlfriend. You've been beaten to the point that you've lost two teeth. ”

Yang Bo said bitterly: "Don't say it." This incident is the biggest heart problem of my life. I..."

Li Zhixian said: "So you don't dare to fall in love anymore, you close your heart and only know how to play games all day long, right?" ”

Yang Bo distorted the expression on his face in pain, and said, "Otherwise, what can I do?" I can't even protect my girlfriend, am I still a man? Cao Jun said that during college, I couldn't have any contact with Ren Qiufeng, and if I couldn't do it, he would let me go out of Huazhong University sideways. ”

Li Zhixian said: "Tonight, Long Yixiao not only said that he wanted to beat Cao Jun, but he also said that he would chase Qin Miaotong, the school flower of our school. ”

Yang Bo's head was simply not enough, and he said, "Damn, isn't it!" Is Long Yixiao crazy? Didn't he know that Qin Miaotong was already famous? Qin Miaotong's boyfriend is Yun Zhongyue, the president of the junior student union, Yun Zhongyue is not only handsome and dashing, but he is also the son of Yun Peng, president of the Huaxia Xiandu National United Chamber of Commerce. Yunzhongyue's family has a big business, and no one in the entire Huaxia Kingdom dares to touch his family, Long Yixiao ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, and dared to compete with Yunzhongyue for a girlfriend? I think he can just talk big, if you really want him to act, not to mention let Yun Zhongyue's subordinates take action, Yun Zhongyue will be able to kill Long Yixiao. ”

Li Zhixian said: "But Long Yixiao doesn't look like a joke, he's serious." ”

Yang Bo shook his head and said, "I said second, you are too honest." The fourth child is also venting the depression in his heart and talking big, who wouldn't? I also said, I want to chase Zhao Xueping, the counselor of our Chinese department? Is it possible? Long Yi thought he would laugh, is it awesome? He doesn't know the torrent in this school, so you can listen to it, but don't make a fool of yourself. ”