Chapter 15: Fairy Wave
Ling Aoshuang explained very aggrievedly: "Cao Jun, you must believe me, I really didn't lie to you. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Cao Jun sneered: "How do you make me believe in you? In order to be admitted to Huazhong University, you did not hesitate to use Long Yixiao to make up for your homework, and I now wonder if you are with me for my family's money. ”
Of course, Ling Aoshuang is for Cao Jun's money, otherwise Ling Aoshuang really can't look down on Cao Jun's appearance, but she can't tell the truth, and said: "Cao Jun, I am sincere to you, at noon yesterday, if I have two hearts for you, how can I let you try Love Cliff?" Also, if I didn't love you, how could I listen to you and make the dragon laugh and jump off the cliff? ”
When Cao Jun heard this, his mood calmed down and said: "Forget it, I will believe you once, but if I let me know that you are unfaithful to me, I will strip you naked and hang it on the teaching building of Huazhong University for all the students to see." ”
Ling Aoxue was not angry, she hugged Cao Jun in her arms and said, "Okay, if I betray you, I won't have any complaints if you find as many people as you find to clean me up." ”
Cao Jun held Ling Aoshuang in his arms, but said in his mouth: "This dragon smile is really fatal, I can't figure out how he came out of the Cliff of Trial Love alive." ”
If Cao Jun knew that the current Long Yixiao was the supreme Heavenly Court ruler, the Jade Emperor, Cao Jun's body would be scared to the core.
The Jade Emperor walked to a secluded place, put Long Yixiao's mobile phone card into the immortal machine he carried, and dialed the number of Tai Bai Xing.
Heavenly Court's mobile phones are all very awesome mobile phones, and the signal is also very good, their wireless wave is a kind of fairy wave trained by fairy energy, the propagation speed of fairy wave is a thousand times the propagation speed of mortal radio waves, that is to say, it takes about five minutes for ordinary radio waves to reach Mars, but if you use fairy wave to transmit signals, that is, 0.3 seconds, such a short time, people can't feel the difference at all.
However, the distance from Heaven to Earth is ten times the distance from Earth to Mars, and if you use ordinary radio waves to transmit messages, the signal from Heaven will only be able to receive the message after fifty minutes. But if you use the fairy wave to transmit information, it only takes three seconds to receive it, basically no different from the earthlings on the phone, if the Jade Emperor wants to increase the transmission speed of the fairy wave, I am afraid that Taishang Laojun will be busy.
In addition, the propagation speed of radio waves is slow, the propagation distance is limited, and once it encounters a white cloud or nebula in the propagation process, it will hinder the propagation speed of radio waves, and even interrupt the transmission of radio waves, which is the biggest weakness of radio waves, and it is also something that human beings cannot solve now.
Relying on its powerful penetrating power, the fairy wave can instantly pierce through a behemoth like the earth, so the fairy wave does not need to be afraid of obstacles at all.
However, from the perspective of the infinite theory of the universe, even the fairy wave has many limitations, and it is still very difficult to travel through the distance of billions of light years, and it still takes a lot of time. However, judging from the current speed of scientific and technological development, the fairy wave is the most awesome radio wave.
Judging from the propagation speed of the fairy wave, it is simply impossible for mortal radio waves to enter the fairy wave, this speed is not comparable at all, just like a rocket and a bicycle, you want to break into the orbit of the rocket on a bicycle, it is a self-defeating way. Therefore, it is impossible for a mortal's mobile phone signal to be connected to the immortal net, unless his mobile phone is plucked from the immortal vine of Taishang Laojun, otherwise you can't have any communication with the heavenly immortals at all.
Of course, this is also what the Jade Emperor specially instructed when he asked Taishang Laojun to develop a mobile phone, if he can't surpass the speed of the earth's radio waves, Heavenly Court would rather not have a mobile phone.
The Jade Emperor's own mobile phone is the best in the heavenly court, so its mobile phone signal is also the strongest, if other immortals transmit the signal from the earth to the sky, it will take about three seconds, and the Jade Emperor's mobile phone only needs one second.
The mobile phone was connected, and the Jade Emperor heard an old man who seemed to be stealing something, and whispered: "Your Majesty, Weichen is teaching him the rules." I wonder what your majesty's life is like in the mortal world? Are there any difficulties? ”
The Jade Emperor complained: "Long Yixiao, this kid is really bad in the mortal world, and I still have to wipe his ass now." Okay, I won't talk about this, you have to teach him the rules of the heavenly court, don't let him touch my fairy, and, especially the Queen Mother, who has been asking for it almost every day recently, you let him deal with it well, but there must be no intimate contact, otherwise, I will have to send him to the eighteenth layer of hell after I go back. ”
Tai Bai Xing said: "Your Majesty, Wechen is also worried about this matter, you said that you can hide it in one day or two, but if you hide it for three months, Wechen is only afraid that he will not be able to do it." ”
The Jade Emperor's voice was a little louder, and he said: "If you can't hide it, you have to hide it, Taibai, if you can't do this thing, let me wear a green hat, your immortal, I don't have to do it." ”
"Your Majesty, please calm your anger, Weichen will definitely find a way to deal with all things that may happen that are unfavorable to Your Majesty."
"That's good, I'll leave this matter to you. Also, you must use the shortest time to let Long Yi learn Tiangang Immortal Qi and avoid long nights and dreams. ”
"Hey, Jade Emperor, this cultivation of Tiangang Immortal Qi, in addition to the aura that Heavenly Court has, Taishang Laojun is there..."
"What I mean is that you can use all the means to make him strong quickly, otherwise my heart will die."
Tai Bai Xing was a little frightened, and said: "Yes, yes, Your Majesty, Wei Chen understands what His Majesty means, and Wei Chen will definitely do his best to make Long Yi smile and cultivate Tiangang Immortal Qi as soon as possible." ”
"Okay, that's it, I'll hang up first. It's not convenient to call in the mortal world, and I'll send you a WeChat message if I have something to do in the future. Remember, if there are good things in Heavenly Court, don't forget about me, send me a WeChat red envelope, and my treasure chest can also contain a lot of things. ”
"Wechen understands!"
"Damn, what about filming costume dramas? How can Weichen still understand, I hung up first. ”
As soon as the Jade Emperor hung up the phone, he saw Zhang Hongyu walking towards him with a girl with long hair in his arms.
The girl had a black mole on the corner of her mouth, she was sprayed with a strong perfume, and the top she was wearing only covered the most conspicuous part of her body, and the blue skirt was so short that people blushed when they looked at it.
But the girl's legs are really long, very thin, and very beautiful.
Zhang Hongyu stopped in front of the Jade Emperor, and through the dim light, he said, "Hey, Long smiled, why are you smiling today?" Your expression is no longer stiff. I'll just say, as long as you don't put too much pressure on yourself, you'll laugh. What do you think? Do you see Xiao Meimei? ”