Chapter 1 The Joy of Death

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Let's start with the first day of October. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

When it comes to October, there is a holiday that must not be ignored, by the way, the National Day holiday.

Not only that, but there is also a hot topic on National Day, tourism.

Every year on a National Day, Song Liangyu has passed a full twenty-three, but one is better than a nest, when I was a child, my parents took me to the zoo or the famous mountains and rivers, and after studying, there were also some pig friends and dog friends who followed the Internet café and squatted on the road to pick up the girl's paper, and now out of the school gate, he said that he was not afraid of people's jokes, and the mobile phone in his pocket that had been eliminated as early as a few years ago did not ring for several days.

His name is Liangyu, it doesn't mean that he is really a piece of jade, large enterprises can't get in, he has never been out of the provincial capital in his life, and even the number of times he has walked out of the city is only a handful, the only thing he can get out of the house is a red 'junior high school graduation certificate', and a 'handsome guy certificate' forged for him when he was a student when he didn't spend a penny, and he has kept it to this day, which not only symbolizes honor for him, but also proves that he has excellent facial features.

He remembered that when he went out in the morning, there were several dirty clothes piled up in the washing machine, and he was going to take advantage of the holidays to wash them, but he went out to buy a bowl of beef noodles, and walked to the door of the Internet café with a cigarette in his mouth.

It stands to reason that a person with a 'handsome guy certificate' in his home can be more durable than those crooked melons and cracked dates, no matter how bad they are.

Song Liangyu couldn't understand what was wrong with him, so he pinched his fingers and suddenly realized that Tema's whole blame was that his pocket was cleaner than his face.

Song Liangyu felt that he couldn't do this anymore, wasting all this inch of time and money in an Internet café, cheesy.

Before the sun set, Song Liangyu quickened his pace and walked into the bank, inserting a bank card into the ATM, he decided to squander it on this National Day, even if it was a person, he would walk out of a rainbow under the blazing sun.

However, he forgot the most important point, there were only 249 yuan in the card, and half of last month's salary was used for games, and half of it was paid for utilities and broadband.

Song Liangyu held his forehead in front of the ATM machine, looking sad.

The people in the back queue to withdraw money got tired of waiting and shouted, "Hurry up, so many people are waiting." ”

If others find themselves having a headache in order not to take these two hundred yuan, they will definitely be embarrassed, so he took out the only integer that can be mentioned in the card, took the card and left the bank, causing a student girl behind him to roll her eyes, fortunately, this girl in a school uniform wore a pair of glasses, which was a little reflective, Song Liangyu didn't see her roll her eyes, if Song Liangyu saw it, his gray glass heart was estimated to be broken again.

Song Liangyu was carrying two hundred yuan, and the whole person became refreshed, and stopped a taxi to the park.

The fare is ten yuan, a pass to the park is one hundred and eighteen, plus the twenty-five that he brought when he went out before, he now has thirty-five left in his pocket, and he can buy another pack of cigarettes and a bottle of water, and take a taxi home after playing, which is very good.

Song Liangyu handed the ticket to the ticket inspector, and when he took it back, a corner had been torn off, and when he walked into the park, he carefully flipped through the ticket, and there was an entertainment project that was reflected on the ticket as an image, which looked quite gimmicky, Song Liangyu stood in the park, basking in the sun, and approached the ticket to take a few more looks.

Suspended roller coaster.

Song Liangyu decided, and this project was skipped.

If he really wants to find an entertainment place in this urban area where he has lived for twenty-three years, aside from the karaoke clubbing, this park can be regarded as the first place, especially today, there are as many women as men, although Song Liangyu has been in for a while, and he has not found any big beauties that make his eyes shine for the time being, but he can't stand this group of women wearing less, all short fights, and when they get closer, they can see a cloth belt under the white shirt.

Song Liangyu seems to have seen all the way that the women who come here to play seem to like to wear white covers, red ones are rare, and black ones are the least.

He shook his head, the taste was different, he liked the black one, it would be better if it was a cross chest.

A woman in a short-sleeved shirt scolded him angrily and said, "What do you see? ”

This woman wearing a short-sleeved shirt, as long as she raises her hand, she can clearly see what kind of underwear she is wearing from under the armpits, unfortunately, it is also white, but fortunately, she has a big chest, a thin waist, and long legs, and she wears a pair of denim shorts on her lower body, which is very short and short, with a pair of sandals under her feet, a peaked cap on her head, and a pair of black sunglasses on the bridge of her nose. It should also be the group of people who stand at the forefront of the fashion trend, at present, Song Liangyu has given this woman a very high impression score, a full score of 100, and this woman has at least 80, but I don't know what it will look like after taking off her glasses and removing her makeup, but this has nothing to do with Song Liangyu's eight poles, that is, it is too addictive.

To be honest, among the few women he knows, no one really dares to remove her makeup and go out.

Song Liangyu touched his face and said with a smile: "Labor and management never wear makeup. ”

The voice was not small, but the woman heard it clearly, and a mineral water bottle was inexplicably smashed towards him.

The woman yelled: "It's your business, are you a slut, I don't wear makeup to hinder you?" ”

Song Liangyu knew that he had slipped his mouth and caused trouble, so he was afraid that this woman would be accompanied by one or two flamboyant flower messengers, so he hurriedly left from the bench with a smile on his face.

The woman tried to catch up, but was pulled by her friend.

She couldn't figure it out, pointed to Song Liangyu's back and said angrily: "Do you say that there is something wrong with this person, he didn't recruit him or provoke him, why do you say me?" Besides, did I wear makeup? He dared to say nonsense, eh, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if I put on makeup, what if I put on makeup, it's none of his business, he also said that he never wears makeup, he is a big man, does he dare to go out with makeup? I'm. ”

The friend who was standing quietly on the side comforted her, "Okay Qingfeng, don't be angry, why don't we have some fun?" ”

He Qingfeng asked, "What are you playing?" ”

With a ponytail and obviously a little older than He Qingfeng, she pointed to the suspended roller coaster and smiled evilly.

He Qingfeng hesitated for a moment and hummed: "What are you afraid of, just play." ”

The two women waited outside the doorrail for a while, He Qingfeng took out a black T9 brand mobile phone, while playing with polishing time, and after a while it was their turn to go in, He Qingfeng put the mobile phone in her pocket, and then tiptoed behind the dead party, she retreated at this time, but just looking at the dead party's teasing and snickering expression, He Qingfeng pouted, and sat in the position one step ahead of the dead party, and the staff checked whether the safety measures were proper one by one.

He Qingfeng tightly held the safety rack that had been placed on her shoulders, looking left and right, before the machine started, she had already begun to gasp.

The dead friend next to her asked her, "Scared?" ”

He Qingfeng didn't speak, he wanted to be hard-mouthed, he didn't have the courage, he wanted to admit it, he couldn't die, he just closed his eyes without doing anything, and let it and I didn't move, the suspended roller coaster shook twice, He Qingfeng's face turned white at that time, and as the suspended roller coaster slowly moved forward, He Qingfeng's two hands holding the safety frame gradually became pale.

At this moment, the roller coaster rushed out with a bang.

He Qingfeng finally showed her amazing singing voice, an earth-shattering soprano was extremely loud, and the vibrating sound waves were estimated to be about to be transmitted into the galaxy.

Even Song Liangyu, who was hundreds of meters away, seemed to be taken aback, he stared at the suspended roller coaster shuttling on the track, and made up the expressions on the faces of the group of people at the moment, as if he was there, the roller coaster or something, too cheesy, he disdained to play, he thought he was a young man full of literature and art, although after graduating from junior high school, he was influenced by the overwhelming atmosphere of the world, but he has always been loyal to himself, and the literary and artistic style is still unstained, and the style of ghosts crying wolves must be eliminated from his body.

The highest level of Niu B is to watch others pretend to be B.

So he respects this group of people who dare to play suspension roller coasters from the bottom of his heart, and all he has to do is listen to the high notes that roar out of the mouths of this group of people.

Song Liangyu sighed that the weather was so good today, so he twisted the lid of the mineral water bottle, raised his head and poured a big sip into his mouth.

Suddenly I saw something falling from the sky, the point was that this thing was being thrown at itself in a strange arc, and what about the gravitational force? Song Liangyu was dumbfounded, staring at the thing that was getting closer and closer for a while, and didn't even dodge.

Song Liangyu exclaimed: "Mobile phone? ”

As soon as the words fell, Song Liangyu was hit in the head by this mobile phone that I don't know was the turtle grandson, he fell to the ground, the last picture he saw in his life was the T9 letter model on the back of the mobile phone, it is said that this brand of mobile phone can be used as a brick, Song Liangyu confirmed this with his life, the moment he closed his eyes, he finally understood a truth, no wonder Newton became an Internet celebrity.

Even at the moment of death, he still laughed at the whole world, and resolutely carried out the literary and artistic style to the end, even if it was at the cost of his life.

On the same day, a piece of news was broadcast on the Internet, on the day of the National Day on October 1st, in an urban park, a man was hit by a T9 mobile phone, smiling at Jiuquan.

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