Chapter 2 Dimensional Transfer Station
"We are here in a number of dimensional fields of the transfer station, in recent years, there are many people in order to be able to really experience the fun of a crossing, turned out to be a lot of death experts, but also opened up a peak period of death, the underworld is now squeezed in, there are many people can not get a certificate, so the underworld is now a lot of black households, public security chaos, every dead child has a longing to travel through the heart of the other world, if it goes on like this, the underworld is afraid of pills, so the first discussion, In order to put an end to the wandering of lonely souls and wild ghosts who can't enter the underworld, the transfer station was repaired here, and while completing the dreams of the majority of teenagers and children, it also avoided the dilemma that the underworld is currently facing and the multiplication of lonely souls and ghosts, which can be described as killing three birds with one stone, boy, you have to thank our leaders for their lenient policy, otherwise, with your way of death, you will be laughed at when you go to the underworld, you kid is not stupid, you should understand what I mean, okay, let's go through the motions next. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Song Liangyu sat on a green plastic chair, surrounded by endless white expanse, and in front of him was a desk, where an old man was talking and looking down through documents.
When looking at the old man with a pair of thick bottle-bottom glasses on the bridge of his nose, Song Liangyu began to think carefully.
A quarter of an hour ago, when he was led into this place by a royal sister dressed as a female secretary, he clearly saw the five eye-catching words 'Dimensional Transfer Station' on the sign at the door.
Song Liangyu can barely remember how he came to this place, that's right, after he was hit and killed by a T9 brand mobile phone in the park, he came back to his senses and stood in front of the sign of 'Dimensional Transfer Station', and there was a female secretary with long hair fluttering in front of him, dressed in black, with his back to him, thinking that it was Black Impermanence leading the way, and he was shocked by this.
In his worldview, it is impossible for Hei Wuchang to wear this kind of professional dress as a secretary, let alone a mother.
So he couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "This is the Netherworld?" ”
But the female secretary in black told him like this: "The prefecture is currently unable to accept citizens, and it can't be registered, so you can't reincarnate for the time being. ”
When he heard this, his heart was broken, and it was not a netherworld at all for a long time.
However, the state has national laws, and the family has family rules, since he can't handle the formal process in the prefecture, then he can only resign himself to fate to see how the leader arranges it, which is better than a lonely ghost and a wild ghost, as a law-abiding citizen, Song Liangyu knows that no matter how loud he shouts, his voice may not be able to reach the prefecture.
The most important thing is that he is as sensitive as he is, and he clearly hears the word "crossing" into his ears, and the signboard of "Dimensional Transfer Station" is already very intriguing.
Although it can't be reincarnated for the time being, if this is really a regular department that deals with crossing, then it's not without gimmicks.
This was his speculation at the time.
And now, I finally listened to the old man sitting at the desk with a leader's appearance, and he finally sorted out the clue, but I didn't expect that the majority of teenagers and children actually opened up a new generation of genres in order to cross, Song Liangyu officially named it as a dead stream, and even the prefecture was affected, forcing the leaders to be anxious, and had to set up such a crossing agency, Song Liangyu sighed slightly, he was caught in the whirlpool of the big era, and he could only take one step at a time.
At this time, the old man sitting at the desk put down the documents in his hand and opened his mouth to pull Song Liangyu out of his contemplation.
"Name."
Song Liangyu put his hands on his lap, sat upright, and said, "Song Liangyu." ”
"Gender."
Song Liangyu replied truthfully: "Male." ”
The old man raised his head, pushed his glasses, and said: "It seems that you are also out of the way, in order to cross, you can figure out any way to die, only we can't think of it, we can't do it without you, I should admire you?" Or should I admire you? ”
Song Liangyu almost came out with an arrogant tone of 'Shao Tema farting around', and died inexplicably, to be reasonable, is he the most confused?
However, he covered up his resistance very lamely, firstly, considering that he was in someone else's territory, he spoke and acted in a measured manner, although the old man in front of him was not amazing, and he was bald, but he held his own power of life and death in his hands, and he collided with others, but there was no good fruit to eat, and another one, since he was going to travel to another world, Song Liangyu didn't want to make any moths on the way, this old man was also a civil servant after all, and he had no identity background like himself, when to say something, he had to weigh it carefully.
The old man straightened his waist, crossed his fingers against his chin, and said with a smile: "Don't be nervous. ”
Song Liangyu pretended to be calm and said, "I'm not nervous. ”
"Xiao Zhang, go make a cup of tea."
As soon as the old man said this, a female secretary in black professional clothes came over with a teacup, Song Liangyu sighed that this female doll was efficient, and in this white space where she couldn't even see the wall, the female secretary's black professional clothes had to make Song Liangyu look at it twice, her breasts were a little smaller, but her legs were straight and slender, and her buttocks were thin, Song Liangyu was holding a teacup that kept coming out of the hot air, blinking, if this female secretary's chest could be more upright, her figure would be perfect.
It's a pity that the female secretary is obviously in front of his eyes, but he can't see what the female secretary looks like, which is a little weird.
But no matter what, the female secretary is still in good shape, Song Liangyu can even accept the fact that he is dead, what else can surprise him?
It is estimated that the old man in front of him will be surprised by his composure, and maybe he will also see himself as a person who can do great things.
Song Liangyu thought very deeply, blew the tea very stylishly, and took a sip.
The old man walked up to him with a wad of paper and said, "Take a closer look and see which story you like." ”
Song Liangyu handed the teacup back to the secretary, and then touched the little hand of the female secretary without leaving a trace, although it was a little cold, but it was very soft, Song Liangyu gave a high impression of 90 to the female secretary, because the breasts were too small and the face could not be seen, 10 points were deducted, you know, usually those female stars who walk the red carpet, in his eyes, almost no one has a high score of 90, and occasionally one or two female anchors can win this award.
The teacup fell to the ground, and the female secretary turned around a little awkwardly, probably shy.
Song Liangyu took a stack of papers, looked at them one by one, and it didn't take long to understand, each piece of paper had a story written on it, just like a novel, the routines were all the same, most of them were the protagonists appeared, and then the protagonists were invincible, but because the outlines were written on the paper, there was no specific experience, so Song Liangyu couldn't tell the good from the bad.
The old man said: "Don't worry, you pick slowly, tell me if you like it, and I'll send you over." ”
Song Liangyu was a little surprised: "Send me into this world written on paper?" ”
"That's right, a different world, a piece of paper is a world, it can definitely dazzle you, our department can't be too old-fashioned, we must keep pace with the times, otherwise you complain every day that the subject matter is not enough, lack of this and that, the suggestion box is almost full, your kid also died by coincidence, just today the leader sent someone to send more themes over, oh, you have a summary of the two major themes of the city and Xianxia, you take a closer look, do you like it, it's not easy to cross, you have to think carefully."
Song Liangyu spewed out two breaths from his nostrils, and his heart was surging.
He began to read carefully, anyway, crossing is the protagonist, this is a truth that has been passed down in the crossing world, the protagonist is either invincible, or is on the invincible road, he must choose a chewy one, crossing major events, how can he be sloppy? He has loved to watch Sheriff Black Cat since he was a child, so he has to choose a role with a good justice index to play it.
When I saw an urban article, it introduced that the protagonist was a very poisonous person, and Song Liangyu's scalp was numb when he saw it.
The old man saw him in a cold sweat, so he stretched out his head curiously and took a look, and after seeing it clearly, he introduced it to Song Liangyu.
"The protagonist in this story is a little different, he is an incomplete evolutionary life form, but also a genetic mutation alien, but also a super-individual who can survive with cockroaches, so it has become a raw material that leads to the repeated destruction of the universe, the keyboard he touched can't even live the amoeba protozoa, and the saliva he spouts is a hundred times more deadly than SARS, as long as he raises his head, the ozone will break a hole, and even throwing it into the solar system is not environmentally friendly."
The old man smiled: "Interested in this world? ”
Song Liangyu still asked, just in case: "Since there is a protagonist here, then I should wear my soul on the protagonist, right?" ”
"You want to be beautiful, and after you choose it, you will send your whole person over, what soul wears or not."
"Is this Tema reliable? The protagonist is this poisonous method, and I will still die? “
The old man put his hands behind his back and said slowly: "Experience is the main thing, and the specific development depends on yourself." “
Song Liangyu threw a pile of paper on the ground and stood up from the plastic chair, "I can't be the protagonist, I still have a fart for special code crossing?" ”
"Don't rush yet." The old man threw a look at the female secretary, and then the female secretary rummaged on the desk for a while, walked over with a piece of paper, the old man took it, put it in Song Liangyu's hand again, and said: "If you are not satisfied with these known settings, we still have a clever trick, this paper is a new world, there is no protagonist, it can also be said that everyone is the protagonist, you can sweat wantonly, if you really want to pay attention, then you have to work hard, otherwise where will the sugar come from?" ”
Song Liangyu had a feeling of being cheated, he looked at the letter carefully for a while, it can be said that he didn't miss a word, and he didn't take the contract so seriously.
After understanding a rough idea, Song Liangyu's head was a little square, and he said: "The description of the world background here should be in ancient times, right?" Why are there mobile phones and battery cars? ”
The old man dragged a long tail note and said, "Set." ”
"Immortals fight with desert eagles? This Tema is called Xianxia? ”
"Set."
Song Liangyu stood up from the chair and asked seriously, "Are you sure there is no protagonist in this world?" ”
"I'm sure, you'll know why when you're over."
Song Liangyu seemed to have endless questions, but before he could open his mouth, he was interrupted by a roar from the old man.
"Don't BB, I'm also very busy here, there are still a lot of people waiting in line behind you, what's not to understand, find someone to ask slowly after going over there, besides, since it's another dimensional space, it's not strange that you see a man with a stomach, sewing clothes and cooking at home, so many years of novels and animations, you kid read it in vain? Imagination! You know? ”
Song Liangyu didn't give up and said, "What about the golden finger?" ”
"." The old man kicked him down.
When Song Liangyu thought that he was going to fall to the ground, suddenly his whole body fell into the air, fell out of this white space, and was falling down rapidly.
Song Liangyu hurriedly pinched his fingers and counted, rely on, this trip is more auspicious and less auspicious.
I was still thinking about things in my head, but suddenly I saw that I was getting closer and closer to the ground, and I was so scared that I closed my eyes.