Chapter 3: Who I Am
Recalling his reflection in the water just now, Sun Ergou was a little panicked. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info That's the makeup artist is too powerful, this craft is comparable to disguise art. Sun Ergou comforted himself in his heart. But looking at the corpse of the old grandson at his feet, the internal organs were sprinkled aside, and the blood flowed to his feet, and the fishy smell hit his face, making him sick to his stomach.
"Director! Director! If there's an accident, call an ambulance! Sun Ergou put his index finger on the nostrils of the old grandson's head, and found that he was completely out of breath, so he sat Sun Ergou aside in fright, and continued to shout: "It's not an ambulance, call the police, it's murder!" ”
"I'm here, I'm here." A thin middle-aged man with triangular eyes and a mustache came over to help Sun Ergou up, "Little brother, people can't be resurrected after death, please mourn." ”
Sun Ergou was about to say thank you, but when he saw it, it was actually a lewd man who helped him up, I didn't know, I thought he was here to molest himself, and suddenly lost his good feelings, and said, "Who are you?" ”
"I also said, little brother, you know me." Bazi Hu smiled, "You kept calling me by my name just now, and I came and asked me who I was." Of course I'm the Nightmare. ”
"You're the director?" It's hard for Sun Ergou to imagine that such an obscene person is actually a director, but thinking about it, the directors he knows are indeed more ugly than the other, so he is relieved, "You came just in time, this person seems to be dead, hurry up and call the police!" ”
The island nightmare was completely confused, thinking that everyone was dead, what was the use of holding on.
Yes! I understood that he was not asking me to hold the dead man close, he was asking me to hold him tight, and he needed comfort. But the island nightmare still felt a little embarrassed, and reluctantly said, "Do you really want to hold it tight?" ”
"Less nonsense, call the police, dead man!"
Although reluctant, Shima remembered that his master had often taught him to be kind and charitable. For the sake of this fatherless boy, he had to sell his hue. So the old man of the island Wei blushed, hugged Sun Ergou tightly in his arms, and comforted: "People can't be resurrected after death, so they have to mourn." You have to live well with the expectations of your old father......"
"Dead pervert, what are you doing! I'm telling you to call the police, not hugging me! Sun Ergou was annoyed and angry when he was eaten tofu by a man for the first time, and with a wave of his right hand, he directly slapped Dao Wei, fanned him out three feet away, and fainted to the ground. This time, Sun Ergou stunned himself, he never knew that his strength was so great.
The indigo-faced man has been watching silently from the side. His mission has been completed, and he wanted to go home with his apprentice, but he didn't expect this young man to know the name of his eldest apprentice, and he thought they knew each other and wanted them to catch up.
Sun Ergou's sudden palm really made the indigo-faced man's eyes light up, and he praised it in his heart: Good hand! The director was stunned, and he was not worried, knowing that he had no other skills, that is, resisting the fight. So he stepped forward and said to Sun Ergou: "Young man, since ancient times, you can't escape a dead word in life, your father has a son like you, and he can also smile at Jiuquan, you have to mourn." I think you are a good seedling for martial arts, so you might as well worship under my old Cheng's door. ”
Sun Ergou directly ignored Dahan's words, and his focus was still on: Why didn't the dead call the police, and the father came and went, and the festival mourned or not.
"Are you Cheng Biting Jin?" was cut aside** suddenly spoke, "You humans actually crossed borders!" ”
"Cheng Biting Jin? It's a familiar name. Sun Ergou was recalling this familiar name, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it, and then he looked down at the horizontal *** and thought about what seemed wrong, and looked at it again, and exclaimed, "Turtle...... Turtle ......** spoke! It's really a monster! ”
"Don't panic, boy!" Cheng Biting Jin stabilized Sun Ergou, and then squatted in front of **, "The things in Datang are the things in the human world." If you don't speak, I'll treat you as if you're dead, now let me send you on your way. Cheng bit Jin and swung down the axe, but it was empty. The turtle spirit's head and body turned into smoke and vanished.
"Is this a special effect? It's not a special effect. Sun Ergou couldn't believe his eyes, "Is there really a monster in this world?" He thought he might be dreaming, so he ran to the tank and buried his head deep in it until he choked on the lack of oxygen.
"Ahem......" Looking at his face as a fifteen-year-old boy, Sun Ergou remembered the name Cheng Biting Jin, who was a figure in the Tang Dynasty, and couldn't remember anything else. Am I crossing over? He tried hard to remember the past, but he could only remember that he was doing decompression in front of the computer last night with Takizawa-sensei's tutorial film, and then woke up and arrived here. Regarding himself, he only remembers that he is a professional actor, and as for what roles he has played, he can't remember, and he can't even remember his name.
"I'm not Sun Ergou, my name is ...... My name is ......" Sun Ergou thought of a headache, hysterical, looking up to the sky and howling, "What the hell is my name!" ”
"Your name is Sun Ergou." Cheng Biting Jin said, "I have tasted your father's craftsmanship a few times, and every time I come to you, you help in the back kitchen, but I didn't expect you to be a wizard who practices martial arts." ”
"I'm a martial arts wizard?"
"That's right, I just saw the scars on the turtle spirit's body, and I can't hurt him without a thousand catties of strength." Cheng Yanjin pointed to the turtle cutting knife that had been half corroded by the turtle essence blood on the side, "That turtle cutting knife can't be held by ordinary people, but you can wield it freely, which can be described as innate divine power." Young man, do you want to worship under my old Cheng's door? ”
Now Sun Ergou understands that he has really crossed over, but he has completely forgotten his past life, and he finds that the memory of his past life is fading little by little. It's like I can recall a certain action of Mr. Takizawa just now, but now I can only remember to see Mr. Takisawa. He even wondered if he remembered that he had traveled through time now, and after a while, would he think that he was originally a person from this world?
In this monster-infested world, if you want to survive, you must learn some real skills. Recalling that just now Cheng Biting Jin was ten zhang away, and he took off the head of the turtle spirit with a board of axes, which is really a peerless master.
Sun Ergou immediately knelt on the ground, kowtowed three times to Cheng Biting Jin, and said, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship." ”
"Okay, from now on, you will be my third apprentice." Cheng Yanjin laughed and motioned for Sun Ergou to get up, "In this way, you can't have 'Er' in your name, because your senior sister is already called Ershui." Why don't you just call it Sangou? ”
"It's too bad to hear." The second dog is unwilling.
"Three dogs, three dogs, it's really not good." Cheng Yanjin is the least good at choosing names, and he used to name the two apprentices, and he thought it was easy, such as the big apprentice Island Nightmare, who was called Island Dayan, and the second apprentice Liu Bing, the ice word was split into Ershui, and now the second dog was changed to three dogs, which was a bit ugly. Thinking about it, Cheng Yanjin felt a deep headache.
"Three...... Three ......" Cheng Biting Jin's eyes lit up, and he remembered the three knife marks on the turtle spirit's body, "Three knives, yes, three knives, you will be called Sun Sandao in the future." ”
"Sun Sandao?" Sun Sandao muttered it a few times in his mouth, which sounded much better than Ergou and Sangou, so he readily agreed, "Master Xie, I will be called Sun Sandao in the future!" ”
"I didn't bring anything with me when I went out today, so I'll give you a knife." Cheng Biting Jin took out a gold-backed nine-ring big knife from the mixed yuan bag on his waist, "This knife weighs two hundred and twelve pounds, the back of the knife has nine rings, and there is a sound of wind moaning under the knife, it is like breaking the sky, and the teacher named it 'Breaking the Sky', this Breaking Heaven Treasure Knife is yours." ”
Sun Sandao took over the 'Breaking the Sky', felt that the weight was just right, and it looked domineering, I liked it, and gave Cheng Jinyou three knocks, and said, "Master Xie!" ”
"It's not too late, I'm going back to my life. After burying your old father, come to Chang'an Cheng Mansion to find me. Cheng Yanjin carried the island nightmare on his shoulder, took out a flying charm, flew north, and disappeared into the sky.
"Chang'an ......" Sun Sandao touched the 'Breaking the Sky' in his hand, "I will go." ”