Chapter 2 This is not acting

The sea was so windy that the fishermen all went ashore and drove to the village. Pen, fun, pavilion www.biquge.info and the stall of the old grandson is open at the intersection of the bay, which is the only way to return to the village. Usually, everyone will sell the seafood they have to the old grandson before returning to the village, and today is no exception.

"Old Sun, I caught two Sea Kings today, you ......" A swarthy man in his prime looked down at the turtle in his hand and smirked, running towards the stall. He thought to himself: I sold you, and I will take my wife into the city tomorrow for a good meal, hehe. He looked up, and suddenly saw the turtle spirit covered in green, and exclaimed, "You are green, ah! You...... You...... Yes! Aquaman is eighty percent fine, run! He threw the turtle in the turtle's face with both hands.

The turtle spirit was completely anticipatory, and a confident smile lit up on her face. It was too late, it was too fast, it raised its hands slightly, and with two "snaps", the two turtles smashed it in the face.

Ergou couldn't help but laugh out loud. But when I think about it: the turtle is already slow on land, and it is not bad when it becomes a sperm, which is really a good acting. I admire it tightly from the bottom of my heart.

"Little human, how can this little strength break my 10,000-year-old iron head skill!" The turtle spirit took the two turtles off his face and placed them lightly on the ground, "Dare to hurt my people in front of this king, eat me with a move, and the water will fill the golden mountain!" The turtle lifted its breath, shot a column of water from its mouth, and staggered to the ground after being in the middle of its prime, crying and shouting in its mouth: "Grandpa has a life around me, spare my life!" ”

Is this a mountain of water? Then wouldn't my going to the toilet be flooded Chen Tangguan? Special effects should be added in the later stage. It's really acting with life! Sun Ergou sighed in his heart, if I had this kind of consciousness back then, I would have been a first-line celebrity.

The turtle saw Sun Ergou in front of him with a relaxed look, and he was not afraid of himself at all, and thought: It must be that I can't exert my complete strength, so that this human child looks down on me! It pointed at Ergou and said, "If Wei Zhengxiao'er hadn't begged the Dragon Lord for a ban on water, I would have been able to wipe out your small village with a mouthful of foam." ”

"I know everything, I know. I've been in this business for five or six years. Ergou laughed. Seeing that the tornado was getting closer and closer, and the wind was getting stronger and stronger, Ergou's face became more and more solemn, and he said to the old grandson and the turtle spirit: "You take your life to act, I won't accompany you, I'm going to call it a day." ”

"Ergou, you hurry up, don't worry about Dad." The old grandson stretched out half of his head from under the table, "Dad has the ancestral turtle slashing knife, it only takes two knives to clean it up, you hurry up, don't worry about Dad." After saying that, the old grandson retracted under the table again.

"Let's go? Where are you going? The water floods the golden mountain. The turtle spirit squirted water jets at Sun Ergou. When the water column hits the second dog, it is like taking a bath in water, it is not painful or itchy.

Forget it, I'll accompany you to finish this scene. Ergou felt helpless.

"Ahh Help, you're going to drown me. The water column hit the second dog, trying his best to pretend to be drowning.

"Human child, how dare you fool me!" The turtle spirit was furious, retracted its head into the shell, kicked forward with both feet, and flew into the chest of the second dog, and was directly knocked into the store, destroying three tables before stopping.

The second dog had a sweet throat and spit out a mouthful of blood. The sharp pain in his chest made him unbearable, and he yelled: "It's just a reality show, does it have to be like this?" He looked at the old grandson who was obscene under the front desk and asked, "Where is the turtle knife you said?" I'm going to kill him! "Sun Ergou, who has been running for six years, has never been killed." I'm going to be the main character this time, too! ”

Lao Sun pointed to the top of his head and said, "It's on the table." Ancestral, nine hundred and eighty-one pounds, I can't take it, I said I want to kill the turtle, it is to scare it. Son, you go quickly, I will hold him back, and our old grandson family will rely on you to inherit the lineage. ”

finally decided to be the protagonist once, how could the second dog go. He looked at the counter, and sure enough, there was a pitch-black kitchen knife standing on the cutting board, and two big words were written on the knife: Cut the turtle!

Ergou pulled out the turtle knife in his right hand, effortlessly, holding it in his hand, feeling a lot lighter than the thin kitchen knife he usually cooks. Ergou thought to himself: Can this be ninety-nine eighty-one pounds? I don't feel eight or two, it seems that this plastic prop is really realistic.

The turtle spirit stuck his green head out of the shell, and saw that the second dog was actually standing in front of him with a kitchen knife in his hand, and he looked like he was going to die.

"Child, eat me with a blow, but he didn't die, and he was in good health." The turtle spirit was curious about Sun Ergou's physical strength, but he was even more surprised that he actually wanted to fight with himself with a kitchen knife, "But even if you have a good body, you can't beat me with a kitchen knife anyway." The turtle spirit laughed and puffed out his chest, "That's it, I'll let you stab you three times." ”

"Let me be stabbed three times? Then you're welcome. Sun Ergou said to the knife, "Look at my first knife, straight to the point!" ”

On the turtle's chest, where the knife passed, there were half-inch-deep wounds, and blood slowly oozing out. The turtle spirit never thought that even the sword of the eighth prince of the East China Sea, Ao Nimao, could not hurt its breastplate in the slightest, but now it was cut by a country boy with a kitchen knife.

"Boy, what a lot of strength!" The turtle spirit didn't think it was the fault of the knife for its injury, "Who are you?" "Recently, it has often heard from people in the demon path that some of the children of the Immortal Sect have gone down to the earth to practice, and they have specially disguised themselves as rural village husbands, pretending to be pigs and eating tigers.

"My name is Sun ......" Sun Ergou was really embarrassed to call out his name, "I'm your grandfather Sun, don't talk nonsense, and then eat my old grandson with a knife, and split Huashan!" ”

The turtle saw that this knife was more powerful than the previous one, and if it was eating the right thing, it would be seriously injured if it did not die, so he quickly retracted his head into the shell and showed the thick shell behind his back to Sun Ergou.

Sun Ergou raised his knife and fell, making a "hissing" sound on the shell of the turtle spirit, and sparks splashed everywhere. This time it didn't hurt the flesh, only a half-inch deep white mark was left on it.

The turtle spirit was very proud of his back shell defense, and when he turned his head, he saw that he had been cut by Sun Ergou with a two-foot-long scar. The angry ones were about to scream, but they were conceited and believed, and it was not easy to attack, so they only held back their anger and said: "There is one last knife, you save and prepare to die!" ”

Sun Ergou snorted coldly, clenched the turtle slashing knife in his hand, and stepped forward with an arrow, like Pangu opening the world.

"Panlong spits letters!"

There was a thunderclap in the sky, splitting a tree next to the stall in half, igniting a raging flame.

"I told you three knives, and now the three knives are over." Blood was flowing from the corners of the turtle's mouth, and its back had been cleaved and was gushing blood.

Sun Ergou sat on the wall of the shop, his right hand dripping with blood, and the turtle knife fell on his left hand, deep into the ground. What just happened? How did I suddenly get bounced off the wall? Sun Ergou looked at the turtle spirit three feet away with an incredulous face.

The turtle spirit approached Sun Ergou and took a look, "Huh", and said, "I was hit by a high-level shock, but I haven't died yet." Boy, you're not human, are you? But it doesn't matter, just make up for it. It bent down and grabbed the turtle knife, but at first glance, it couldn't pull it out. Lifting his breath, he used all his strength to pull out the knife, and said in surprise: "It's such a heavy knife, no wonder it can hurt me." ”

"Suffer death now!" The turtle was ready to end Sun Ergou's life.

"Sea King Eight, Hugh hurt my son's life, I fought with you." The old grandson jumped out of the table and flew towards the turtle spirit. I saw the turtle spirit sneering, and the knife fell in his hand, almost splitting the old grandson's head in half, and fell to the ground, seeing that he was not alive.

That's how this old man is done? Then it's my turn. Sun Ergou lamented in his heart, it turned out that I was still running a trick.

Suddenly, Sun Ergou felt that his face was hot and sticky. The turtle spirit's head fell in front of him, and the corpse fell to the side, the blood that flowed out steamed.

This king is also dead? I'm the main character, hahaha......

"Boy, are you alright?" A big man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, an indigo face and red eyebrows, and a plate axe in his hand like a plague god, asked Sun Ergou, who was full of sluggishness.

"Ah, it's fine." Sun Ergou touched his face, his hands were full of blood, and sighed: This blood is so realistic, it's disgusting. "It's okay, I'll wash my face."

When he came to the water tank, Ergou washed his face and thought to himself: It's getting dark, it's time to call it a day, and when you go back, you must ask what this shot is, it's too realistic.

"Ahh Sun Ergou was frightened by the reflection in the water and stepped aside, "There is a dead person in the water!" ”

When the big man heard the sound, he came over to see that there was only his own reflection in the water, and scolded: "You are playing with Lao Cheng, do you also want to eat an axe?" ”

"Isn't it?" Sun Ergou stretched out his head to look, and sure enough, there was no dead person, it was his own reflection. But the more he looked at it, the more panicked he became, the water was the appearance of a fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy, but he was already twenty-eight years old. And this reflection is not at all what it looks like in my own impression. He pinched his face hard, making sure he wasn't dreaming, and then ran to the corpse of the old grandson and saw that the internal organs had flowed outside.

Sun Ergou was stunned, and numbly squeezed out six words from his mouth: "Isn't this acting?" ”

"Condolences and change."