Chapter 1 My name is Sun Ergou?

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"Teacher Takizawa has a new tutorial, five girls, let's follow the teacher's rhythm, hehehehe......"

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"Two dogs, wake up, two dogs, wake up ......"

"Well, what's the matter?" Sun Ergou was sleepy-eyed, and in a daze, he saw an old face full of wrinkles in front of him, which really startled him, "Ah! Who are you? ”

"Who am I? I'm your Aunt next door. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Aunt Wang muttered, "Who should I pay back?" This kid must have had a high fever two days ago, and he was confused. She pulled the second dog up from the bed, "Hurry up and wash up, and go to the store to help." ”

Help? Sun Ergou is a little confused, he has been running tricks in Hengdian in the past few years, and he usually gets up and goes directly to the set to play a corpse or a passer-by, so why is he "going to the store to help" today?

Yes! I understand, acting as the shopkeeper. Sun Ergou clapped his hands and strengthened this idea, it seems that this time the dragon set finally has lines, but what kind of dog did this aunt call me just now?

"Big ...... That, Aunt Wang, what did you just call me? And where else can I go to help out? ”

"What do I call you? Call you Ergou, this is what your father gave you, it's been called for fifteen years, and now you don't like it? ”

"My dad?" Sun Ergou was a little happy in his heart. I thought: This time the role still has a relationship between the characters, is the director taking a fancy to me and preparing to make me popular? Hahaha......

"That's right! Your Daddy! Lao Sun Tou, who opened a stall for turtle recycling and processing in East Bay. Aunt Wang measured Sun Ergou's temperature with the back of her hand to make sure that his fever had subsided, "Your child is also well, why do you keep talking nonsense." ”

My father's name is Lao Sun Tou, so don't I want to call Sun Ergou? How to choose such an old-fashioned name, it seems that I am still a dragon role this time, but from a nameless corpse to a famous shopkeeper, I believe I will become the second Stephen Chow, hahaha. Sun Ergou felt beautiful in his heart, and felt that he was one step closer to his dream of being a well-known actor.

"My name is Sun Ergou, my father's name is Lao Sun Tou, and I process Sea King Eight ...... in the East Bay" Sun Ergou repeated it silently many times, and did not stop until he recited it backwards. Aunt Wang, I'm going to find my father in the East Bay now, right? ”

Aunt Wang was surprised: in the past, she was reluctant to help, why is she so happy today? Looks like this kid has grown up. The impatience in her eyes was gradually replaced by softness and kindness, and she said, "What's the hurry, I brought you your favorite roast duck, eat it first and then go to help." ”

After eating the roast duck, Sun Ergou sighed in his heart: actors with lines and actors without lines are very different, and even the food they eat is very different. Recalling the six-yuan box lunch he had eaten for a few years, and then looking at the remaining roast duck skeleton in front of him, Sun Ergou couldn't help but burst into tears and choked up: "Thank you director, I won't let you down." Aunt Wang, I'm on the set. ”

"Island performance? I don't remember that there was a surname island in our village. And what is it on the set? Aunt Wang looked ignorant, "It seems that Ergou's burning a few days ago is not good." It's no wonder that his face was as red as roast duck that day. ”

"That, Aunt Wang, I'm sorry, where is the East Bay stall you said?" Sun Ergou suddenly stuck his head out of the door and smiled, "It's embarrassing to go to the wrong set." ”

This kid really hasn't gotten better. Thinking of this, Aunt Wang felt that Sun Ergou was very pitiful, and said to him patiently and gently: "When you go out, this whole bay is called East Bay." Your father's stall is not far from the sea, and it has a sign with the words 'turtle'. ”

"Understood, thank you, Aunt Wang."

Out of the door, to the path, the breeze blows, the sea breeze is gentle, the tide is salty. Sun Ergou likes this feeling very much, if it wasn't for the start of work, he really wanted to lie on this grass and feel the sunshine on the seaside in the summer.

Along the way, Sun Ergou found that whether it was the fishermen who came back from the sea or the villagers who passed by, they were all dressed in coarse linen clothes from the Tang Dynasty, and none of them were wearing modern clothes. But what surprised Ergou the most was that he didn't find a single camera or cameraman when he went to the gear from Aunt Wang.

The second dog screamed bitterly in his heart: Not good! Is this a costume reality show? That is to say, everyone is the protagonist, no wonder everyone behaves so naturally, they are all acting schools! I just behaved like that, and I can't be popular anymore. Sun Ergou, who had a bitter face, entered the store, looked around, and didn't know which one was the old grandson, so he had to shout: "Dad, I'm here!" ”

"It's coming, it's coming, shouting something."

Ergou heard it first, and then saw him, a thin but light little old man walked from the front of the store with two large turtles, and was a little surprised that Dad's height was less than half of his own: "Dad? ”

"I had a fever for two days, and I don't even know my father? If I knew earlier, it was better to raise a big sea turtle, not to be filial to me, but to remember me for a thousand years. "Old Sun Tou threw the two turtles to Ergou," mentioned the kitchen, and then took 500 yuan from the front desk to Uncle Li. ”

"Uncle Li?" Ergou looked at the dark-skinned young man at the door, judging that he was no more than twenty-eight years old, and he was twenty-seven, shook his head, and said in his heart: This year's reality show is really careless. But for the sake of livelihood, everything was arranged by the director. "Yes, please wait."

Ergou obeyed his father's orders, the turtle was put away, and the money was lost, and then he didn't know what to do, so he asked the old grandson: "What are you going to do next?" ”

"What to do? Do nothing, wait! Old Sun Tou lowered his head and tinkered with his scales, thinking about how to make more money, "Last night there was a demonic wind, which blew a lot of large sea turtles to the shallows, and people who rushed to the sea will bring one or two when they come back, and today we will collect turtles." ”

"Demon wind? What is Demon Wind? ”

"I don't know what to say about the demon wind." The old grandson used an iron piece to increase the weight of the scale, and smiled, "Maybe it is the Dragon King's manifestation that has come to benefit us, and it is not a loss to us for so many years of worship." ”

Dragon King? It seems that this reality show wants to reflect the ignorance and naivety of ancient people? Sun Ergou snorted coldly in his heart, whatever, I just want to be red.

Suddenly there were dark clouds in the sky, the wind was fierce, and a large group of large turtles crawled out of the bay not far away, and quickly moved towards the stall of the old grandson.

Sun Ergou saw the seaspout for the first time, and the momentum was very huge, and he thought: If he is involved, he will definitely whine and mourn, or call it a day, call it a day. "Old man, call it a day!"

Naturally, the old grandson wanted to call it a day, but as soon as they left the store, they were blocked by a humanoid creature that fell from the sky and was covered in green, carrying a huge turtle shell.

"It's you two who have slaughtered my children and grandchildren all year round?" A hoarse and high-pitched sound came out of the turtle spirit's mouth, which made the second dog get goosebumps all over his body, "Today I will eat you little by little, so that you can also taste the pain of being eaten!" ”

"The tornado is coming, call it a day, and do it again tomorrow." Sun Ergou muttered, "Even if you are dedicated, you have to pick the time." ”

Ergou wanted to pull the old grandson head to walk with him, and asked about the crew by the way, but the old grandson was motionless, and when he looked back, he saw that the old grandson's frightened eyes were wide, and he kept repeating in his mouth: "Sea King is eighty percent fine, Sea King is eighty percent fine......"

"Ahh Youkai, don't kill me! Turning around, the old grandson panicked and hid under the front desk of the store.

Seeing this, Sun Ergou gave a thumbs up in his heart: Good acting!

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