Seeing Wang Dazhuang begging for mercy, Lin Yi slowly let go of his hand and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Da Zhuang, I've already reduced my strength to the lightest." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Wang Dazhuang glanced at him, moved his arm, and kept muttering: "You must have done it on purpose, how can it hurt so much without force!" ”

Lin Yi saw that Wang Dazhuang was a little complaining about himself, so he put his arms around his neck and explained to the camera: "It's all said that it's a grab, how can you seal your right hand if you have little strength?" If you meet a person who is supernatural in big grappling and practice, your arm may be directly useless. ”

After seeing the power of the little grappler, the audience expressed their admiration, and the number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded two million.

In the parallel world of 2013, not long after the start-up of Funyu, the online live broadcast was not fully popularized, and the maximum number of users online at the same time on the Funyu platform was about 3 million people per day.

And the number of anchors who amuse fish is even more surprising, and the number of anchors who start broadcasting at the same time during prime time can exceed 2,000.

Looking at Lin Yi again, after more than an hour of live broadcast, the number of people in the room has reached two million, accounting for 70% of the online users of Teayu at the same time. What is the concept of two million people? It is equal to all the population of a small and medium-sized city, and it is equivalent to a barrage of more than 2 million words as long as all users in the live broadcast room send a one-word barrage.

"Anchor, I'll only serve you for this fish! A rocket is delivered! ”

"I give full marks to this wave of forced pretending, the anchor is the first person I have ever seen to pretend to be forced to convince the audience like this."

"Damn, that stupid person's acting skills are so exaggerated, don't you just scratch it gently, can you use it to heartbreak?"

Some people in the live broadcast room believed that Lin Yigang's performance was real, but some people questioned it. After all, this is just a live webcast, which can be rehearsed beforehand, and it is not a face-to-face demonstration.

After Lin Yi calmed Wang Dazhuang, he sat back in front of the computer, looking at a barrage on the barrage, he smiled.

There is an ID called: The audience who punched the Nanshan Nursing Home kept brushing the same sentence: "Garbage grappler, I will teach you how to be a person in taekwondo with just one move!" ”

Lin Yi has been live broadcast until now, and there are no black fans in the room, but he will choose to ignore them. But he couldn't bear it, and he couldn't bear it.

"Punch this brother in Nanshan Nursing Home, it's okay for you to scold me for rubbish, but why do you say that the little grabber is rubbish? I can't bear to compare you to taekwondo with a small grappling. I know you practice taekwondo, would you be happy if I said taekwondo is a fist embroidered leg? ”

"Let's not talk about whether the little grappler is practical or not, but please respect the treasures left by your ancestors! If you don't like to watch my live broadcast, you can roll, if you want to prove who is stronger, I Lin Yi welcome you to come to the door. In the wind and rain, I am waiting for you at Longcheng University! ”

Lin Yi's words were obviously full of excitement, and the fact that he belittled the small grappler in order to improve taekwondo touched the reverse scale in his heart, this kind of person really discredited taekwondo.

Punched Nanshan Nursing Home: "Enough seeds, you wait for labor and management, it just so happens that I am also in Longcheng, I will beat you on your knees and begging for mercy!" ”

"Accompany you to the end!" As soon as Lin Yi's voice fell, Wang Dazhuang directly used his authority as a room manager to ban this person.

At the end of a small episode, Lin Yi's words made the audience in the live broadcast room have a better impression of him.

After angrily scolding the little black fan, Lin Yi continued his live broadcast. The little grappler is the first talent, and the task is for him to perform three other talents in addition to singing and playing musical instruments.

There are also two kinds of talents, and Lin Yi has already thought about them after performing the small grappling. That's poetry reading and dancing.

As the pillar of the literary and artistic club, Lin Yi has been edified for a few days, and there is no problem in reading poetry. As for dancing, Lin Yi only imitated the dance of "Little Apple" once in his previous life. Anyway, there is no little apple in this world, and there must be no Divine Comedy Dance, just dance casually when the time comes.

Lin Yi, who had already decided on the content of the performance, said to the audience: "Ladies and gentlemen, as a versatile anchor, what I will bring next is a poetry recitation. Just now, an audience member said that I don't sing well and perform these messy things just to pretend, so I can tell you clearly that I'm here to pretend today! ”

"No one can stop me from pretending to be forced, first of all, I will dance for everyone after the poetry recital, and the audience with heart disease recommends putting a strong heart-saving pill on the table! Children under the age of three are not allowed to watch! ”

Lin Yi said these words in a joking tone, firstly, to enliven the atmosphere in the live broadcast room, and secondly, to cheer himself up, so that even if the performance is bad, it can be regarded as a joke for everyone.

"Uh-huh!" Clearing his throat, Lin Yi then opened Du Niang and searched for the famous poet of the former Soviet Union: Gorky's hand-me-down work "Haiyan".

However, the moment the page jumped, he was confused.

Grand opening of Haiyan Golf Course at ......

Petrels are spotted over the golf course......

Petrel, Encyclopedia of Birds

Looking at the searched content, Lin Yi couldn't help but exclaim: ", what the hell!" ”。

But then I can understand when I think about it, after all, online novels are not even popular in this world, and the songs are stuck in the seventies and eighties, and the absence of "Haiyan" is also acceptable.

Without Gorky's "Haiyan", Lin Yi would simply read the poetry of this world, but as soon as the search results came out, he was dumbfounded.

Only Tang and Song poems are displayed on the website, and as for modern prose poetry, it is as if this world does not exist.

"Walter, oil, what the hell! I may have ended up on a fake website, it must be! ”

After some unremitting searching, Lin Yi finally understood that there is no poetry recitation in this world, only poetry recitation. No wonder the literary and artistic community can't grow, the problem lies in this.

There is no need to be afraid of poetry recitation, Lin Yi can create a precedent. "Haiyan" is a junior high school text, and although he has almost returned the knowledge he has learned to the teacher, he can still remember the first part.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy the prose poems written by Lin Yi: "Haiyan"!" Lin Yi finished the curtain, and his old face turned red. accidentally gave him a chance to pretend again, who made this world so lacking in culture.

After listening to Lin Yi's words, the audience was stunned, poetry recitation? And it's "Haiyan"? I've never heard of it at all.

"The anchor is dirty, just write songs, you have to write poems now, can you still leave a way for artists to live!"

"I don't listen, I don't listen, looking at the obscene appearance of the anchor, Haiyan must be a woman. This song must be dirty! ”

"Finished bird, the anchor is going to heaven, and no one can stop it!"

"Call the police, call the police, someone is pretending!"