Chapter 42: Breaking the Mission, Finally Accomplished
"Haiyan", also known as "The Song of Haiyan", is a prose poem written by Gorky, a famous writer, poet and political commentator in the former Soviet Union. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info vividly depicts the magnificent scene of the petrel in the face of a stormy storm and a choppy sea, and its spirit is worth learning from future generations.
"Hmm" Lin Yi cleared his throat, his head racing, and he thought about the text that appeared in this junior high school textbook. And recited in a passionate voice.
"On the vast sea, the wind gathers dark clouds. Between the dark clouds and the sea, the petrel flies proudly like black lightning. ”
"In this cry, there is a longing for the storm! In this shout, the clouds heard the power of anger, the fire of passion, and the confidence of victory. ”
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"This is the brave petrel, flying proudly on the roaring sea, in the midst of lightning; Here is the prophet of victory shouting:
-- Let the storm come harder! ”
A poem of seven or eight hundred words, Lin Yi can not recite a lot, and he used his ability to make up nonsense to fool the past perfectly.
After the recitation of a poem, the number of people in the live broadcast room remained at more than two million, which was also unexpected by Lin Yi. Although Lin Yi's poetry is very inspiring, most of the credit is due to the rockets brushed by the local tyrants in the live broadcast room.
Lin Yi didn't know how many rockets he received tonight, anyway, from the beginning of the broadcast to the present, a few banners for rockets have been floating from time to time. completely surpassed the rocket in the live broadcast room of Tianji yesterday.
After the second talent show, Lin Yi tidied up his hairstyle and said to millions of viewers: "How is my poetry recitation, is it okay for me to pretend?" Are you convinced! ”
"666, the anchor forced me to give 82 points this time, and the rest will be divided into 666 and sent to you!"
"If you're a great anchor, people like you shouldn't exist in the world, and it's easy to be envied."
"Anchor, what other tricks do you have to use in one go, I'm good at it!"
"Who else is not convinced by the anchor's stand up! Anchor, you're going to be on fire! ”
"Mama, you may have given birth to a fake son. Look at the guy on the live broadcast, he is simply a genius! Why didn't you make me like that? ”
Rizhao Jiutian: "There's nothing wrong with Lao Tie, you are the second convincing anchor since I watched the live broadcast, the first one is a field chicken, and the big bullfrog tongue went for ten minutes, and the second one is you!" 100 rockets sent! ”
"Huh!" As soon as the barrage of Rizhao Nine Days was released, it appeared on the screen: Rizhao Nine Days gave to Lin Dashen, 100 rockets!
100 rockets of 50,000 RMB, and they were sent without blinking an eye, Lin Yi hurriedly thanked him when he saw this: "I feel that the 100 rockets sent by Lao Tie for nine days of Rizhao, I will show the third talent below!" ”
Seeing that Lin Yi was about to show his talent again, the audience brushed up "666" one after another
Lin Yi's third talent is dancing, but since there is no song "Little Apple" in this world, he chose to sing and dance at the same time.
Although I sang and danced, there was no accompanying BGM, so I didn't have a sense of rhythm at all. Lin Yi couldn't play the guitar when he was dancing.
However, there is no endless road, and Lin Yi remembered the picture of the first appearance of the system egg after his sudden death. At that time, the background music was "The Most Dazzling National Style" and "Little Apple".
So Lin Yi chose to ask for help again: "My big brother, come out quickly, I need your help!" ”
"Host, is there something wrong?" The incomprehensible voice of the rang in his head.
", I remember the last time you let go of the song "Little Apple". My talent show has reached the third item, you are the system should be omnipotent, I need the accompaniment of the song Little Apple now, see if you can help! ”
As a street writer on the starting point, in addition to writing book code words, Lin Yi also often reads good works. He knows everything about the flow of the system, and the existence of the system is a bug, and this bug can meet any needs of the host.
But the egg's answer made Lin Yi a little annoyed.
"If the host really needs the accompaniment of the song Little Apple, then it needs to pay 100 experience points, because this requirement does not conform to the laws of this world, and a non-existent thing must pay a price if it wants to appear in this world."
"Mom sells batches, what kind of bullshit rule is this? Accompaniment to a song, you want me a hundred points of experience? Why don't you grab it? Are you still my system? Lin Yi roared wildly in his mind.
The egg was obviously taken aback, and hurriedly explained: "...... The host is angry, and one hundred experience points are not for the system. You think 100 XP is a lot, don't be! ”
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"You ruthless, hurry up and get me an accompaniment, my audience is still waiting!" Lin Yi saw that the system said so, and he didn't dwell on it.
100 XP points for 500 XP points rewarded by the mission, in the end, he earned it.
The efficiency of the egg is still good, Lin Yigang agreed, and directly deducted a hundred points of experience, and the next second a MP3 singing file appeared on the computer.
Everything was ready, Lin Yi said to the audience who were waiting to see the talent show: "Everyone has been waiting for a long time, my third talent is dancing, singing and dancing at the same time." And the song I sang is also the original of the next, I hope you like it. Let's get to the end! ”
After speaking, Lin Yi opened the cool pig player, dragged the little apple accompaniment of the mp3 singing, and chose to play.
The music sounded, Lin Yi got up and left his seat, and began to twist his body with the melody.
"I planted a seed and finally bore fruit, and today is a great day!"
"Take the stars and give them to you, drag down the moon and give them to you, and let the sun rise for you every day!"
"Become a candle and burn yourself, just to illuminate you. Give you everything I have, as long as you rejoice! ”
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Lin Yi's dancing is not very good, it can be said that people feel lame when they watch it. However, this "Little Apple" attracted the audience, and by the way, it also made up for the lack of dance.
"You're my little apple, I can't love you enough!"
"The little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life, fire!"
"You are my little apple, like the most beautiful cloud in the sky. Spring is here again when the flowers are blooming on the hillside, and if you plant hope, you will reap! ”
As the music ended, the tasks of the three talents were successfully completed, and the voice of the in Lin Yi's mind sounded:
"Congratulations to the host for completing the task: versatile. Bonus XP is 500! ”
For this bullshit task, Lin Yi was tired enough, he was a little grappler, and he was reciting poetry, and the most tiring thing was singing and dancing.