Chapter 31: Singing and Fantasy
Then, the legendary visions appeared, and Levi drooled happily, and all kinds of delicacies that he had never seen before his eyes floated one by one, and the fly in the ointment was that in these scenes, a piece of dry bread appeared. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Suddenly, Levi's stomach rang, and in the face of the angry gaze of the little boss, Levi shrunk his neck, and he glanced around, fortunately the kobolds did not turn their attention to him, otherwise it would be light to be torn to pieces.
Only then did Levi know that there was definitely a reason why Lolita could occupy the first place on the list of idols in the demon world all year round.
In his eyes, the kobolds were immersed in the fantasies that were best for each of them, swaying gently.
When the song ended, everyone was immersed in the sound of the previous sound, and for a long time they could not come back to their senses, and finally, the torch crackled, pulling the kobolds out of their fantasies.
They were silent for a while, then took off their hoods and threw them on the ground.
"I really don't know why I'm jealous of those idiots who are looking for girlfriends in reality, I swear, from now on, quit the Anti-Couple Justice League!"
As soon as the words were spoken, the audience was in an uproar, but after a while, they felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so one after another kobolds announced that they had broken away from this life-wasting organization, and from this moment on, they no longer envied those guys who had girlfriends, on the contrary, they felt that those people were very pathetic, and they were absolutely fools who lost the freedom of the rest of their lives for that imperfect thing.
"Success?" Levi had expected a large number of diehards, but he found that these guys were not so determined.
"What are you wasting your time for?" Levi shouted, "Go and create the perfect girlfriend for yourself!" ”
But none of the people below moved, and they looked at the round frame beside Levi in a daze.
"No need to create!" One of the fat men burst into tears, "She is our goddess, our faith!" ”
"And you, the only one who can understand her language, are our new spiritual leader!" Another short, obscene-looking man raised his arms and shouted.
"Wait, comrades, I am your spiritual leader!" The original spiritual leader hurriedly shouted, but people's eyes were no longer on him. "You can't do this to me!" He ran around the stage, waving his arms, and after a few minutes, was dragged down by the escort he had passed.
"From now on, I'm your spiritual leader?" Levi looked at the dense crowd of believers below, and suddenly had an idea, if he took advantage of this opportunity, wouldn't he be able to make a fortune? If you are lucky, will you be able to eat the meat you haven't seen for a long time, thinking of the bright future, Levi's expression relaxed.
So, Levi put on an embarrassed expression, "Since you are so enthusiastic, I have no choice but to respond to your wishes." ”
Of course, he wouldn't be stupid enough to ask them directly for good food or gold coins or something, he wanted them to become loyal fans of the little boss, and then regularly ask the little boss to sing a song or something, and he made a lot of money by collecting income fees and selling merchandise.
Levi wanted to rush home now, snatch out the old mayor's collection, and auction it on the spot, but considering the old mayor's fierceness, it was better not to do such a dangerous thing.
Then the remaining option is to hold a concert here and charge per head...... Thinking about it, Levi smiled stupidly.
"Then, I'll go first!" When the little boss saw the joy on Levi's face, he thought that the matter had been done, and disappeared on his own.
"Wait ......" Levi stared quietly at the place where the round frame was originally floating, he knew that the concert would not be done.
"How did she disappear?" I don't know who shouted, and the eyes below shot over.
"That's right." Looking at the increasingly hideous gazes of these people, Li Wei hurriedly thought of an excuse, "Actually, when my spiritual energy is exhausted, she will disappear. Levi gritted his teeth, made it up, and by the way, took advantage of the disappearance of the little boss to take advantage of it.
"What spiritual energy? Is it magic? The person below asked.
"Spiritual energy, is the energy of satisfaction, as long as I am in a good mood, the spiritual energy will rise rapidly, once the spiritual energy reaches the peak, the girl just now will appear on her own." "I might have the talent to be a politician," he thought to himself.
"Do you like to be tied up?"
"Huh?" Levi was a little dumbfounded, when the little boss jumped out, it seemed that he was tied to a pillar, if he was misunderstood, he would be tied to ten days and a half a month, no one could stand it.
"Wait!" Levi hurriedly stopped the crowd that rushed up with staring eyes, "At that time, it was because you wanted to let me go that I had enough spiritual energy. ”
"In that case, is it the feeling of escaping death that gives you a sense of satisfaction?" It was the same person who asked the question just now, and Levi glanced at him aggrievedly, we have no enmity.
"Then go on, it's all under control." The others followed suit, and everyone rolled up their arms and sleeves, and picked up the stones, sticks, and so on around them.
"Calm down!" Levi hurriedly stopped them, he was really afraid that one of these distorted social losers would make a mistake and turn it true, "I already know your purpose, you can't scare me anymore!" Levi shouted hoarsely.
"He's right." A man with a torch hesitated.
"It's okay, let's call to the head twice, as long as he has amnesia or is confused, isn't it easy to deceive?" The guy who said this was the guy who cheated Levi twice.
"There seems to be some truth to what you're saying." Generally speaking, if you stay in such an organization for a long time, your ability to think will be limited, and it is clear that this thug is one of them.
"Wait! If you accidentally kill me, won't you see her? Believe me, if you want me to be satisfied, there's a better way! ”
The thug stopped, looked at Levi suspiciously, and then looked at the person who had commanded him to beat Levi, and couldn't make up his mind.
"Well, in this case, wouldn't you think about what you like to do first, and then let me do the same thing?" When he said this, Levi's heart was also very uneasy, he was afraid that there would be a few inflammatory masochists among these people or something.
"What do we usually like?" This group of people looked at each other and was silent, yes, they usually don't have any other hobbies except for jealousy of those couples, otherwise, can they join this kind of organization, but the problem is, just now Levi denied this kind of behavior?