Chapter 32: A Terrible Hobby
"I remember!" The kobold, who was very excited when he was scolded, suddenly shouted, "Once, when I was hindering someone else's love, I was severely beaten by the other party on the main street, and I can't forget that beautiful feeling now!" The people around him looked at him silently, although being beaten is a common thing, but the psychological feeling when he was beaten seemed to be a little different from him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Actually, I'm not jealous of the men in the couple, I'm jealous of the women." A big man with a long beard squirmed and said, "I only feel safe when I'm with men." As he spoke, he covered his face and smiled, he didn't notice that after these words came out, the people around him were a little farther away from him.
"But that man is insecure!" Levi looked around anxiously, there are two of them, isn't there a normal one?
"I've actually had a joy that I can't forget." A fat man stepped forward, "I like to wear the best clothes." He glanced around.
"This one can be!" Levi hurriedly agreed, but the fat man's words were not finished.
"And then you cut holes out of key places and run against the wind, that kind of comfort." He closed his eyes, a look of fascination.
"Is there any?" Levi is about to cry, what kind of people are these, not only are their minds twisted, but they are all perverts?
"I like to eat." Finally, someone came up with a reliable hobby.
"This is ...... Let me ask, you don't have a bulimia or a penchant for eating living things, right? Levi had to ask carefully, if this guy ate in an extreme way, wouldn't he be guilty again.
"Not really." The man smiled innocently.
"Then do what you like." Levi breathed a sigh of relief, finally there was a normal one.
"Well, I brought some." The man took out a jar from his backpack, and when he opened it, Levi's face changed, and the contents he knew were the same as when he pretended to be a food critic, and the shopkeeper took out the jar made of unspeakable ingredients.
"Well, let's get started." Step by step, the man walked up to the high platform and scooped up a large piece of inexplicable substance with a spoon.
"Can't you just ask me what I like!" At the critical moment, Levi shouted this sentence.
Everyone exchanged a look, they really didn't think to ask this question.
That night, it was the happiest night since Levi came to the other world, he ate a lot of food, drank a lot of wine, wore a lot of famous brands, of course, surrounded by this kind of alliance people, he could not participate in the entertainment with a lot of beautiful girls, in short, that day, he played very selflessly.
The next morning, in order to wake up in a bump, "My head hurts!" He drank a little too much yesterday, "What's going on?" Why are there clouds and sun on the ceiling? ”
"What are you doing? Why am I outside? Untie the rope! After finding that he was tightly tied, Levi panicked, and under him, more than a dozen former members of the Anti-Couple Justice League were dragging Levi on the road.
"Yo, you're awake." Next to him, the man who had tricked Levi several times said hello to Levi.
"Where do you want to take me?" Levi struggled desperately, but the rope was tied tightly.
"I'll take you to Leila." The man patted Levi on the shoulder, "I can earn 500 gold coins by sending you over, and it's not easy to find such an opportunity." ”
"How can you do that? I am your spiritual leader! Levi's face turned pale.
"Spiritual leaders only have status on Valentine's Day, and in normal times, who knows what spiritual leaders." The man smiled happily, "Even if you have status, what is it compared to 500 gold coins?" After all, we have to live our lives, too. ”
"But send me over, and you'll never see that virtual girl again!" This is Levi's greatest reliance.
Finally, everyone's pace stopped, after all, that feeling is still rare.
"You think everyone was convinced by you?" The man suddenly questioned Levi, "Tell you, everyone here is still looking for a girlfriend, 500 gold coins, what a good girlfriend we can find!" As he spoke, he wiped his saliva. And thanks to you, the organization is disbanded, and even if we find a girlfriend next year, we won't be threatened. ”
Levi lowered his head, he knew that he was too confident in himself, what would happen next, to be sent to the killer's base camp, and then at some point separated from Lyla, to be disposed of by the killers?
"Isn't it good? We've got five hundred gold coins, and you've got the most popular girl in town, and if I could, I'd love to trade it with you. The man looked regretful, but smiled happily.
"I don't care." Levi suddenly thought of some ideas, "But with less than 50 gold coins each, can you really live the life you want?" ”
Suddenly, the faces of the escorts changed, this is the problem they have been avoiding thinking about, a person divides dozens of gold coins, it is a sum of money, but it can't change the fate.
At this time, Levi's eyes were aimed at a person wearing a famous brand, "Some people who are not short of money also have to take a part, is it really good?" Levi sighed again, "Why do you have to walk in such a remote place?" Even if there are people who have been stripped naked and dare not enter the city, no one can find them here for a while. ”
Listening to his words, everyone's eyes moved to the rich young master who was walking aside.
"What are you watching me do?" He stepped back, "It's my idea to take him away before everyone wakes up, I have the right to get the gold, don't come, don't ......"
"I won't forgive you!" A few minutes later, a naked man, clutching vital parts of his body, shouted in the woods, and beside him, there were torn strips of rags.
The group marched forward again, but the escort's eyes became very jealous when they looked at their companions.
"How good is this, you can still get a few more gold coins, although it can't solve the fundamental problem, but you can still eat a few more delicious meals and drink a good bottle of wine." Levi spoke again. "Speaking of which, I think you cherish your companions very much, and there are only four people carrying me, but there are ten ...... Thirteen people took turns carrying me, and I thought, three, forty, twenty-two, who is that extra person? ”
Levi glanced at it and saw a thin short man mixed in the group, "Is that you?" The rest of the team also looked away......
A few minutes later, the short man was tied to a tree, and a group of thirteen people plus Levi set off again.