When Geng Xin was enjoying the, he came in front of him and thought he was an uninvited guest. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

At the age of seven, Luo Bingwang, who was the fourth master of the early Tang Dynasty, wrote a poem that has been passed down for thousands of years, is well-known, well-known to women and children, and is familiar to everyone, and praised this uninvited guest, who was also crowned with the glorious title of one of the "three hegemons in the countryside". Among them, the "two tyrants" are the earth dog and the rooster, and this is the famous - Mr. Goose!

Speaking of these three tyrants, the most difficult thing to deal with is the big white goose. If you encounter a dog, the general situation can be analyzed according to the situation, the dog does not bite people, and the dog that bites generally does not bark, that is, it is just a bluff. The best way to encounter a barking dog is to squat down and pretend to pick up stones, or pick up a thicker branch or something like that, and those dogs will not dare to approach with their tails between their legs. As for the rooster, give him the hen all the time and you'll be fine.

The big white goose is arrogant by nature, does not eat soft and hard, and does not look at people's faces, as long as they regard you as the target of attack, protect the chrysanthemum, and quickly escape from the scene of the incident.

Geng Xin's eyes were wrong when he looked at the big white goose, as if he was staring below. Does he want to eat Xiang? It's not right, eating Xiang is the patent of the earth dog.

"Silly, it should have seen bugs." Xiaodao Tong sneered.

Bugger? Where are the bugs?

Geng Xin looked down, the sky was not warm yet, how could there be bugs?

"Stupid stupid, he's talking about your little DD!" The little devil laughed too.

Geng Xin looked closely, and sure enough, the big white goose seemed to be coming for his little DD, as if he really regarded the enoki mushroom as a delicious bug.

The speed of the big white goose was amazing, and it came towards Geng Xin's enoki mushroom with a thunderous momentum. Geng Xin didn't think so-just a goose, what's the big deal, Uncle Ben can deal with it, and he will be afraid of it?

Geng Xin still troughed the strength of his opponent, and the mouth of the big white goose was not an ornament. Although it does not have the sharp teeth of a soil dog, nor does it have the sharp beak of a big rooster, the flat mouth instigates people, but it is not an ordinary pain, and those who have been bitten by a turtle will feel it.

Moreover, this big white goose instigated Geng Xin's enoki mushroom!

Damn! It hurts, it hurts! Geng Xin yelled in pain. Standing up, regardless of the poop has not been finished, he will run away, and Xiang, who is pulling, can't help but be a goddess scattering flowers, which is very beautiful and moving.

Wang Feng has a song that is sung for this matter: "This is the feeling of flying (the same) / This is the feeling of freedom / Flying in the wind in the sky sprinkled with stars."

Grandma rushed over when she heard the sound, and when she saw Geng Xin's embarrassment, she was very anxious and distressed. Geng Xin's cousins also rushed over, and they were all amused.

Grandma stepped forward and grabbed the neck of the big white goose, but the big white goose just didn't let go, and grandma didn't dare to pull hard, so Geng Xin's fragile enoki mushroom, a little harder, it is estimated that he will "break his intestines at the end of the world". Even if he slapped the head of the big white goose hard, the big white goose still "insisted on DD and did not relax".

You two, what are you still doing in a daze, but you're here to help? Geng Xin's pain was unbearable, giving Xiao Daotong and the little devil who were laughing in the air a look.

The little devil shook his head: "Seriously, we've never dealt with this guy before, so we don't know what to do." ”

"Don't worry, I think your grandma will definitely have a way." Xiaodao Tong was so happy to see Geng Xin's embarrassed appearance.

Yang Yang wanted to show his skills, so he grabbed the body of the big white goose and pulled it back.

"My little girl, this can't be pulled, it's broken!" Grandma patted Yangyang's head anxiously.

However, Yang Yang's pull really had an effect, and the angry big white goose turned his head and instigated Yang Yang's nose.

Geng Xin was saved, and grandma was busy saving her little grandson, and after tossing for a long time, she subdued the unruly big white goose. The final result was that Geng Xin's DD and Yangyang's nose were red and swollen, and then they were smeared with the medicinal wine brewed by their grandfather, which was sour and refreshing, and Geng Xin was an unforgettable experience.

After the big white goose experienced the most glorious battle of the goose's life, it died heroically, and it became a dish to reward Geng Xin to return to his grandmother's house, which can be regarded as grandma borrowing the hatred in her heart for Geng Xin, which is a later story.

Geng Xin covered the reddened DD, I don't know if it was finished, or if he was frightened, he already had no. Ask your grandmother for paper to wipe your buttocks. What I got in my hand was a discarded cigarette case.

"How can you wipe this, no toilet paper?" Geng Xin looked at the cigarette box paper over and over again, only the size of a palm, and the printed side was smooth, while the other side did not absorb water.

"Use it, this thing is used for in the countryside." Grandma said: "There are still some waste books and paper, which have been used up, and it is better to have something than nothing." ”

Geng Xin frowned: "Is there nothing else to wipe your buttocks?" ”

"Yes, yes!" Yang Yang turned to leave, and after a while, a corn stalk came over: "Here you go." ”

"This?" Geng Xin took the corn stalk and looked left and looked at it again: "How can this be wiped?" ”

"When I don't have paper, that's what I wipe." Yang Yang said.

"No, anything else?" Geng Xin threw the corn stalk away.

Yang Yang walked away and came back with a brick: "If you can't even find the corn stalk, I'll use this to wipe it." ”

"Can it be a little decent?" Geng Xin was speechless.

Yang Yang threw the bricks, pulled Geng Xin to the side of the latrine, and pointed to the corner of the latrine: "Or, just rub it on this." ”

Geng Xin took a closer look at the corner of the wall, where the child's buttocks were high, and there were already dark sun-dried poop. Geng Xin remembered that when he was a child, he seemed to have experienced a similar experience, when there was no paper in the toilet shit, he pouted his butt and rubbed it clean on the corner of the toilet.

Seriously, in order to wipe their buttocks, the children in the countryside have really exhausted the wisdom of 5,000 years of Chinese private capital.

Yangyang saw that Geng Xin was a little hesitant: "It's okay, the one on it has been dry, and you can continue to wipe it." ”

Geng Xin looked at the cigarette box paper in his hand, and suddenly felt that it was really a good thing.

The first time he pooped, there were such twists and turns, which made Geng Xin have a psychological shadow about. But is a daily routine after all, and you can't worry about every day, right?

No, you have to think of a serious solution, and the vigorous revolution has become the first major thing Geng Xin is ready to do after he is reborn.

The little devil didn't understand Geng Xin's thoughts: "It's just, what can be solved in ten minutes, no matter how painful and endurance it is, it will pass." ”

"That's not good, is about the dignity of being a human being, you gods will not understand, I must do this revolution, and I will do it very much. Ah, it hurts! Because he was too excited to speak, he took a big step and pulled Geng Xin's injured enoki mushroom.