From the city in 2017 to the countryside in 1995, the changes in living habits for more than 20 years have made it really difficult for Geng Xin to adapt all of a sudden. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

There is no mobile phone, no computer, no WiFi here, and we will talk about it in detail later, but when we get to the countryside here, Geng Xin is stumped by one of the first major things, that is,!

The so-called eating, drinking, and Lazar is the most basic need of an animal, and a manly man can stump the, which is an extremely humiliating thing.

The toilets in the countryside, to be exact, should be thatched toilets, which are basically built behind the house with broken bricks and tiles left over from the house, and are smaller than adult men, barely able to shelter from the wind and rain, as long as you push hard, they will collapse, and there is basically no door. The reason is very simple, the door is installed to prevent theft, how can anyone go to the toilet to steal? As for preventing embarrassment, this is a place for the family to go to the toilet, even if you occasionally encounter the opposite sex in the family, just turn around and go out, and you don't need to mind too much. But after all, there is still a distance between the latrine and the room in front of which a person can barely walk, and occasionally some unknown outsiders take a shortcut from here, which is very embarrassing, but this situation is very rare.

It was just such a small room that stumped Geng Xin.

Geng Xin, who had just met with her relatives, felt that her stomach was so troubled that she had to go to the toilet. Grandma put Geng Xin in front of her own latrine: "Little girl, pull it here." ”

Ouch, my God, before he got to the latrine, Geng Xin already smelled a foul smell coming to his face.

This kind of latrine is usually built by home, and the thatched pit pours to the back of the latrine, and behind it is a large pool, so that people's poop can be poured directly into the pool. When the pond at the back is full, it is generally almost fermented, and if it is in the summer, you can still see the occasional bubbling in the pond, which is the legendary biogas. These fermented poops will be thrown out and piled up, and when the crops are planted, they will be pulled to the field to fertilize, which is the natural farm fertilizer, which is the most precious thing when the fertilizer is not widely used. No wonder in "Journey to the West", when Sun Wukong and Huli Daxian were fighting, they called this place the place of reincarnation of the five grains. Isn't it, the food they ate is digested in their stomachs, and here they return to the fields where they were raised.

Geng Xin reluctantly took off his pants and wanted to squat down, but there was a pungent and pungent smell, which was a high concentration of urea. After a period of evaporation, the concentration of urea precipitated by urine will become higher and higher, and it will become more and more pungent.

Not only is the taste uncomfortable, but the visual experience is even more stomach-wrenching. The stool inside was soaked in urine, a large pile of yellow, and it felt like a pile of Xiang boiled out of a pot. You can also see that there are a few maggots that have been frozen to death, and it is estimated that they did not have time to emerge last summer. If it's summer, the visuals are even more spectacular, and the children of these white and chubby flies will enjoy a meal inside. The yellow is white, and the white is churning in the yellow. Flies will also come to visit the child, stop on the poop, and fly to the face and arm to kiss the person up close. At this time, people will understand that the flush toilet is simply the greatest gift from Westerners to mankind.

The little devil and the little Taoist boy had already pinched their noses and avoided it: "Oh mom, what is this, it's so disgusting and smelly." ”

Geng Xin almost vomited, but she lifted her pants and walked out of the toilet. Fortunately, behind the latrine, there is a wheat field, Geng Xin decided, let's there, I don't care about any civilization or uncivilized, how is it better than being disgusted to death in the latrine, besides, in the wheat field, can you fertilize?

But as soon as Geng Xin's pants were taken off, a cold wind kissed his white and tender little buttocks. Even in early spring, the wind was still cold, and Geng Xin froze the chrysanthemums tightly, and the people who had just arrived at the chrysanthemums were yellow and sent back. The little DD, which was still warm, instantly became like a frozen enoki mushroom hanging under the crotch, and he was unconscious.

didn't let people, Geng Xin was miserable, and looked at the two goods pitifully for help.

The little devil shook his head: "You should come to this kind of thing yourself, we can't help you." ”

Xiaodao Tong said twice: "If you are afraid of the cold, it is better to pull your pants inside, it is quite warm and convenient." ”

"Can you two stop talking about the cool air, believe it or not, I'll dump you two after pulling it out?" Geng Xin was furious.

The little devil is still the most soft-hearted: "Okay, okay, just help you." ”

The little devil pointed at Geng Xin's ass with a dung fork, and a wave of warmth surged over, forming a high temperature area around Geng Xin's buttocks.

Wow, it's so comfortable and enjoyable! It feels like...... It's like using an RB's premium toilet and rinsing your butt with warm water at the end. This temperature is neither high nor low, just the same as the temperature of the human body, no wonder in 2015, Chinese people flocked to RB to snap up their toilets, it turned out to be this kind of imperial enjoyment. Geng Xin had only heard others talk about it before, but today it feels like her butt being basked in the sun, chrysanthemums blooming freely in the sun, and her whole life seems to be complete.

Xiao Daotong was helpless: "I said you can't always get used to him, every time he in the future, are you like this?" ”

The little devil looked at Geng Xin, who was enjoying the flight, and was also speechless: "What can I do?" ”

Next, Geng Xin encountered another problem of--nothing to do. Think about how in his time, how could he leave his mobile phone in his hand when he went to the toilet? Even if you forget to bring your phone occasionally, you will look for something with words around you, right? For example, hand sanitizer or something, but right now it's in the field, there's nothing, my hands are empty, and I still can't.

Xiao Daotong was very annoyed: "Look, what am I talking about, this guy just has a lot of broken things, and he is not idle to." ”

"Hey, what are you complaining about, I didn't ask you to help!" Geng Xin looked at Xiao Daotong's unhappy appearance, so he had to search around to see if there was anything particularly valuable. At his feet, there was a piece of paper with words half-buried in the soil, Geng Xin seemed to have seen an oasis in the desert, and happily picked it out to see that it was just a rouge box, on which only the words "Great Unity" were written. But so what, there are still words after all, Geng Xin quietly admired those three words, and the chrysanthemums poured thousands of miles and were dripping happily.