Chapter 12: Teaching scum
Ling Aoshuang thought that Long Yixiao must be angry with her, so she didn't want to recognize her, and said, "You actually said that you don't know me, have you forgotten what you said to me on the cliff of trying love?" You jumped off the cliff for me, you won't forget it, right? ”
The Jade Emperor looked at Ling Aoshuang's ugly face and was disgusted, thinking to himself, this dragon's taste in a smile is too low, right, can he look at it with that kind of goods? Or try the cliff for her? The more the Jade Emperor thought about it, the more unhappy he became, and said, "What did you say? Shall I skip the Cliff of Temptation for you? I said, this classmate, you didn't get kicked in the head by a donkey, did you? I won't jump love cliff for anyone, and I won't jump love cliff for you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Long smiled, how did you speak? Believe it or not, I cut you? Cao Jun's eyes widened angrily and clenched his fists tightly.
What kind of identity is the Jade Emperor, how could he put Cao Jun in his eyes and said, "Do you think your fist can solve anything?"
Cao Jun sneered: "Long smiled, you are very bold today, you know?" Don't be a hero in front of me, you don't have the guts, you don't have the ability. Look at you, what have you become? The clothes they wore were tattered, and even if they were thrown away by beggars, they would not pick them up. I've played with your girlfriend, what can you do? ”
Cao Jun kissed Ling Aoshuang's forehead and said with a smug smile: "Are you very uncomfortable now?" Study well, have a fart, can't find a good job in the future, and work for others stupidly. It's like me, even if you don't go to school, you'll be the general manager when you go out. ”
The Jade Emperor has also learned a lot about the Nether over the years, there is an immortal net in the sky, and when you open the immortal net "Heavenly Court Daily", you can see the news of the Six Realms, as the supreme Jade Emperor, of course, he will not just watch beautiful women dancing and listen to songs every day, he also has to pay attention to all the major events of the Six Realms. Like what happened to the mortal society, what high-end weapons are there, what step has the society developed, which country has launched what satellite rockets, the Jade Emperor knows everything about it, so the Jade Emperor is no stranger to the terms general manager, CEO, and president, so the Jade Emperor also knows what Cao Jun means.
Cao Jun is a person who relies on his father to live so chicly, without his father, Cao Jun is a fart, even Ling Aoshuang will not like him.
The Jade Emperor sneered: "Cao Jun, don't think about how powerful you are, do you think that if you pry my girlfriend away, it will show how great you are?" I'm telling you, the woman next to you is just a toy that I'm tired of playing with. The place you kissed was the first place I kissed, the place I played, you play again, you think it's great, don't you? ”
Cao Jun said in disbelief: "Aoshuang told me that he has never had any intimate actions with you, not even a kiss, and the most you can do is to hold hands." What's in it? Young Master Ben really doesn't care. ”
The Jade Emperor said in his heart: "This dragon smiled, how can he be so cowardly, he is simply not a man, and he has been in love with a girl for so long, but he is just holding hands." It's a shame to be thrown home. ”
In order to teach Cao Jun a lesson, the Jade Emperor used his heavenly eyes to see through Ling Aoshuang's clothes, what was in Ling Aoshuang's clothes, and he could see very clearly every inch of skin and a few hairs, and said, "You also believe this woman's words." You're such a great mallet. If nothing else, I'll tell you that there is a butterfly birthmark on her belly, near her chest. I won't talk about anything else. ”
Cao Jun heard the Jade Emperor's words, he glared at Ling Aoshuang, his face was angry, and said, "You didn't say that he hadn't seen it..." Cao Jun couldn't speak, he pointed at Ling Aoshuang with his finger and said, "Explain it yourself, what's going on?" ”
Ling Aoshuang innocently wanted to commit suicide and said, "I... I don't know? I really haven't had any intimate contact with him, you have to trust me. Maybe he listened to my best friend. ”
Cao Jun saw that there were more and more classmates around him, and he didn't want to be embarrassed anymore, so he pointed the finger at the Jade Emperor and said, "How could I believe your nonsense." If Ling Aoshuang really gave you all her body, would you still use the dance cliff at noon yesterday to show your love for Ling Aoshuang? I don't believe a word of what you say. ”
The Jade Emperor sneered and said, "Hmph, it doesn't matter if you're willing to deceive yourself. In short, your girlfriend is the broken shoes I wear, you want to wear them, whatever you want. ”
“****! If you dare to talk to me like that, I see that you are impatient. "Cao Jun was already furious, and he was about to beat someone.
Of course, the Jade Emperor would not take a small role like Cao Jun in his eyes, and he would not sit idly by.
The Jade Emperor's anger was unimaginable to ordinary people.
"Alas! What's going on? We are a civilized campus here, and college students are people who are reasonable and have qualities, and they cannot fight. ”
A tall and thin man stopped the Jade Emperor.
The tall, thin man wore glasses, looked very sven, and spoke politely. He was like a ball of cotton blocking the Jade Emperor and Cao Jun in front of him, so that the two people who were so violent that they couldn't get angry anymore.
Ling Aoshuang pushed Cao Jun and said, "Cao Jun, I know you are very powerful, forget about today's matter."
The thin and tall man blindly lost it, and said, "I'm sorry, Master Cao, my friend is not sensible." Don't take it to heart. ”
Half of the anger in Cao Jun's heart disappeared, and he said: "Long smiled, listen, it's not Young Master Ben today that I'm afraid of you, it's because your friend intercedes for you, if I see you disrespectful in front of me again, I'll blow your head out with one punch!"
Where did the Jade Emperor suffer such anger, he really wanted to go up and beat Cao Jun to death with one kick. He also wanted to use mana to scare Cao Jun, but after thinking about it, forget it, his identity in the mortal world was not easy to come by, once he used his mana and let others find out, and others didn't treat him as a monster, it would be a strange thing.
The tall and thin man pulled the Jade Emperor aside and persuaded, "Long Yixiao, what's going on with you today?" How can you mess with Cao Jun, this scumbag? ”
The Jade Emperor looked at the tall and thin man and said, "Li ...... Lee Hexian? ”
"Li Zhixian, I'm almost angry with you, what's wrong with you in the past two days? Yesterday you were distraught, you went back to the dormitory, after you went out, you didn't go back to the dormitory all night, and when you came back the next day, you asked other students which dormitory you live in? When you get to the dormitory, you don't know who the three of us are, and what's even stranger is that you ask yourself which bed you sleep in. I don't even understand you, are you suffering from amnesia? Li Zhixian said with emotion.
The Jade Emperor could hear his concern from Li Zhixian's tone, and said, "I'm sorry, I've been in a bit of a trance these days, and my head is dizzy, so I've caused you trouble."
"They're all good buddies, what do you say to cause trouble." Li Zhixian generously pushed his glasses to the bridge of his nose a few times, and said, "Oh, by the way, you haven't told me yet, how did you get on the bar with Cao Jun?"