"On the bar?" The Jade Emperor was as if he had heard a foreign language, and he was very surprised. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Li Zhixian immediately explained: "You don't understand what it means on the bar? That's how did you end up with him? ”

The Jade Emperor understood this sentence and said, "Hey, you said that I and Cao Jun!" It was because of Ling Aoshuang that I got together with him. When I was in high school, Ling Aoshuang had to be with me, but when she got to college, she hated the poor and loved the rich, so she empathized and fell in love with that scumbag Cao Jun. Tonight, Cao Jun brought his girlfriend to demonstrate to me, and I said that Ling Aoshuang was a broken shoe that I worn, and now Cao Jun actually picked it up. When Cao Jun heard this, he couldn't stand it himself, and just like that, he still wanted to beat me. ”

Li Zhixian said very kindly: "Cao Jun is a scumbag, and the women he has played with are not a hundred but eighty." As long as it's a little bit of a gesture, he's on it, he's like a dog, he's still a mad dog, what do you have to do with him. Provoke him, and you will suffer. ”

How can the Jade Emperor have such a friend in heaven? Where has he experienced such a life, so, the Jade Emperor likes his current life very much, there are good friends and wonderful stories, and beautiful beauties to pursue, which is much happier than the boring life in the heavenly court, so the Jade Emperor decided not to return to the heavenly court for the time being, even if there is no problem with his body, he also decided to experience the life of the mortal world.

The Jade Emperor patted Li Zhixian's shoulder and said, "I'm fine, don't worry!" Let me tell you, people are good at being bullied, horses are good at being ridden, if you show weakness, others will be more rampant, people like Cao Jun, if he dares to be rampant next time, I won't be so polite. ”

Li Zhixian was a little unconvinced, and said, "Hey, I said Long Yixiao, when did you become so bold?" If you want to punish evil and promote good, you have to look at your own power. Forget it, if you want money or not, if you want power or not, what do you use to fight with others? This era is the era of fighting fathers, Lao Tzu is a hero, and Lao Tzu is a soft egg. ”

The Jade Emperor smiled bitterly: "What kind of crooked reasoning is this?"

When the Jade Emperor was speaking, Li Zhixian's eyes stared at the two people who walked in front of him, and his heart was about to jump to his throat.

The woman who walked in front of Li Zhixian was wearing a green dress, black stockings, and a pair of red high heels.

With slender legs, a small waist, and a big ****, with her aura eyes, coupled with her intoxicating face, it is simply a highly lethal weapon.

The Jade Emperor was fascinated by her slender figure, and her weakened heart actually beats.

The woman said in a lark-like voice, "I think the most important thing for us now is to make a detailed plan for the sports meet in mid-October, so that students from all departments have the opportunity to participate in the sports meeting, rather than as you said, whoever has a sports specialty before can sign up." It is necessary to relax the conditions for registration in order to be fair. ”

The man next to the woman was handsome, handsome, and spoke sonorously, "Your suggestion is good, our student union will discuss it as soon as possible and convene an all-student representative assembly."

The girl said: "Also, football must be added to this year's sports meeting." Because I think football is the weakest sport in our country, if we college students don't pay attention to this sport, then schools across the country will not pay attention to this sport, and when the time comes, our football will only get weaker and weaker. ”

The man said, "I have thought of this with you. This plan was originally mentioned at last year's student union, but in the end, the dean said that football is a long game and the competition is fierce, and it is easy to break students' legs, so it was not approved. Another point, the most important of all, is that the dean feels that playing football is a complete waste of time, and no matter how well college students play, it cannot change the fact that Chinese football is at the bottom of world football. ”

The woman said, "If you don't try everything, how do you know that it won't work?" The efforts of our students may not improve, but as long as we ignite this spark, it can set a prairie fire. I don't say these truths, but I think you understand them. ”

"I understand, Miaotong, I'm going to work hard to make this happen. At the same time, at this year's sports meeting, I also reported martial arts. Martial arts is the essence of Huaxia country, in Huaxia country, there are many people who know martial arts, so, in our Huazhong University, there are not a few people who can do martial arts, I want to enhance the physique of college students through martial arts. ”

"Okay, I think the martial arts project is too domineering, but since you want to promote it, I don't have any opinion."

"Thank you, Miaotong. You said that if I could have a girlfriend like you, then how excited I would be Yun Zhongyue. I'm afraid that the rest of my life will be wonderful. ”

Qin Miaotong and Yun Zhongyue had already walked past the Jade Emperor and Li Zhixian, but the Jade Emperor used the immortal method to make his ears hear clearly, Qin Miaotong said angrily: "I only talk about work with you, not feelings, if you take advantage of work to talk to me about feelings, I'm sorry, in the future, I won't be alone with you, if there is anything, I will say it at the meeting." ”

After the Jade Emperor heard Qin Miaotong's words clearly, he also had a full understanding of Qin Miaotong's attitude towards Yun Zhongyue, and he was still very excited in his heart.

Li Zhixian took his eyes off Qin Miaotong's body for a long time, he was still intoxicated with his fantasies, and said: "The big beauty is really a big beauty, and the posture of the big beauty walking is so intoxicating. If I could say a few words to Qin Miaotong, I was afraid that I would not be able to sleep with excitement for a few days and nights. ”

The Jade Emperor disagreed, and said, "Qin Miaotong is really that good? ”

Li Zhixian's eyes lit up, and he wanted to jump up excitedly and said, "Of course." Qin Miaotong is the recognized school flower of Huazhong University, and the roses he receives every day can be pulled by a big truck. Every boy loves her, but it's a pity that she is already famous, and we people just look at it and think about it at night. ”

The Jade Emperor looked at Li Zhixian in surprise and said, "You look like a gentleman, shouldn't you think about it when you sleep at night?" ”

Li Zhixian's face turned red after brushing it, and said: "It's normal for a man to think about a woman, if you don't want to, then unless you're not normal, besides, I never said that I was a gentleman." ”

The Jade Emperor looked at Li Zhixian very seriously and said, "Do you really think that Qin Miaotong and that Yunzhongyue are an intimate couple?" ”