"But they haven't had enough fun! I'll put it back when I've had enough. Besides, if I take it home and eat and drink it well, I will surely live a happier life than in the sea. Weiwei said, his face was facing the turtle, and he suddenly turned to Erdan, "Brother Erdan, can you let the turtle listen to me?" ”

"It's simple. But what good do I have? "Two eggs.

Wei saw the evil from the expression of the second egg, and thought that this guy must have the idea of hitting his body again. I didn't think about dedicating myself to Brother Erdan, but I couldn't make up my mind, and I was a little shy to think about it.

Slightly angry, he pouted, "Can you kiss it?" ”

Erdan's eyes immediately lit up, not that he was easily satisfied, but that he felt that "Island Zhen" had a play.

Is Erdan's idea too much?

Not at all, though. Slightly said that it was to let the second egg kiss it, but the second egg will definitely not kiss it, but will kiss it fiercely, eighteen kissing methods take turns to "bomb", and then hold her to roll on the grass, and then take off her clothes by the way, and then you can ......

Well, that's it. As for whether Erdan can succeed in "Island Shock", and look at Li Erdan's follow-up table.

"Okay, I promised. But you can't go back. Erdan said to Weiwei.

Wei suddenly laughed, "I said I wanted you to kiss the turtle, but I didn't want you to kiss me." Why do you say you're so happy! ”

"Uh. Erdan was dumbfounded and said aggrievedly: "The turtle's mouth is poisonous." You still want me to be a banana mouth? Can you still have a good chat? ”

"That's okay, it's okay to kiss me! Hurry up and make the turtle listen to me, just like it listened to you just now, and it will do whatever I tell it to do. "Micro.

"Don't be lepi." Two eggs.

"Words count, never sloppy." Slightly.

Erdan only needs a little trick to make the turtle listen to Weiwei's words. No, under the slight eyelids, Erdan once again used his mind, or released his divine sense, to communicate with the turtle, and put forward his thoughts.

"Little tortoise, well, that's what I'll call you. That's the case, this beauty next to you, you should have seen it, right? When she stretches out her right hand, you turn to the right, and she stretches out her left hand, and you turn to the left, and she points her hand upwards to the sky, and you stand upright,......。 ”

"Your sister! Are you playing monkey? Lao Tzu is fed up with you and will never listen to your bird again. "Turtles, don't get angry.

Erdan was also angry for a while, and he didn't expect a little Wang Ba to be so short-tempered, and shouted angrily: "Are you tired and crooked?" See the barbecue stall at the foot of the mountain? You have a temper, Lao Tzu still has a temper, if you don't obey, you will cramp and peel and put it on the barbecue grill to roast. ”

The turtle glared at the barbecue at the foot of the mountain, sniffed it again, and vaguely smelled a smell of barbecue.

When I smell this smell of meat, why do I feel like I want to cry? The turtle wondered how it knew that the kebab in the water boy was holding had meat of its kind.

Turtle kebabs, that taste, who eats who knows.

"The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and the dragon was played by shrimp in shallow water." The turtle said indignantly, a sadness in his voice, "I can promise you what you say to make your girlfriend happy." But I have one condition. ”

"Oh, Shenma conditions?"

"You're going to have to let me go after I amused your girlfriend." Sea turtle.

Erdan didn't even think about it, and said, "Deal, I promised you this condition." ”

Will Erdan really release the turtle? Joke! Lying to it is not negotiable. And the turtle believed Li Erdan, that was the second time he was fooled.

Fighting with people, a qiē animal is weak, and it only increases the laughter.

Erdan explained the way to communicate with the turtle and demonstrated it again. Next, Weiwei gestured to communicate with the turtle. Not to mention, the turtle was really obedient and did so.

Stretched out his right hand slightly, pointed to the right, and said, "Little turtle, turn to the right." ”

The turtle moved for a while, and its four short legs moved in unison, and it turned an angle to the right.

There was a slight surprise, "Brother Erdan, it's really okay." Oh my God, it's amazing. You say that we can make a lot of money by taking turtles to perform on the streets? ”

The second egg sweated profusely and was speechless.

Stretching out his left hand slightly, the turtle turned an angle to the left, and pointed his hands to the sky, the turtle's two front legs were forced, and the hind legs supported the body and stood upright.

Five minutes later, he was slightly tired of playing, and Comrade Erdan was waiting for this moment. He even took advantage of the time to tease the turtle to clean up the broken stones in the weeds. The grass is dirty, but it can be used as a bed. It's really not good, it's always okay to put your clothes underneath!

Weiwei seemed to have forgotten the agreement with Erdan just now, stood up, took out his mobile phone to take pictures, and took pictures of the sea in the distance. Erdan had to remind her, "Weiwei, what did we just say?" Girls don't talk much, but they're not good girls! ”

He didn't reply slightly, and said very happily: "Isn't it just a kiss, you just come and kiss, and it's not that you don't kiss you." ”

"You don't shoot anymore, what's there to shoot? Just this broken picture, I searched a lot on the Internet. Sitting on the grass, Brother Erdan talked to you about his heart, life, ideals, and completed the agreement by the way. ”

"Yo, you're not trying to take advantage of me, are you? I'm not going to fall for you. Wei Wei was very vigilant, as if he saw the bad intentions of the second egg.

"Cut, is Brother Erdan the kind of person who overlords are the bow? If I'm that kind of person, you're already a child. Hurry up and sit down. "Two eggs.

"If you don't talk about anything, I won't sit. I'm afraid of you now, you're a big ** in sheep's clothing. "Micro.

Erdan was very cold, but still found an excuse and said, "I want to talk to you about investment." I now have more than $2 billion in liquidity, and I can't make much money by earning interest in the bank. So, I just want to leave it to you to take care of, and my money, oh no, it's our money, and multiply it through guò investment and financial management. ”

Weiwei is half a financier, and there is nothing that interests her in finance anymore. Hearing Erdan's words, she hurriedly put away her mobile phone, walked quickly to Erdan, and asked, "Do you really have so much money?" Where did it come from? Although you make money as a doctor, you won't be able to earn so much for a while! ”

"Sit down and talk." Two eggs.

"yes, okay." Slightly.

"Sit on your lap." Erdan said, patting his thigh.

"Huh? All right! "Micro.

"Haha, can you kiss now?"

"No, you can't. Ahh......h That, only one kiss is allowed."