The little turtle was stunned for a moment, and replied: "Frustrated man, who are you?" Don't think that soaking in Bai Fumei will be awesome. Why should I listen to you? ”

"My day, you dare to call Lao Tzu in front of Lao Tzu, are you impatient!? Hurry up and stick your head out, don't delay, or I'll make you die a rhythmic death. "Erdan, the threat, the threat of the red fruit.

"A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated. Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu just doesn't stretch out his head. "Turtles.

"Hey, my words are not good, are they! Since you don't want to live anymore, don't blame me for being unkind and eating you. In our traditional Chinese medicine, the meat of your turtle is a great supplement, rich in protein, various amino acids and carbohydrates, can be eaten if the qi and blood are insufficient, can be eaten if the body is weak, and even has anti-cancer effects, enhancing human immunity, can be stewed, can be boiled, can be steamed, can be fried, can be fried. But I'm not going to do that, I'm going to light a fire and roast you and eat it with all kinds of spices. Oops, I'll go, I'll drool just thinking about it! "Erdan, he looks like a foodie.

The turtle responded, "Damn, no wonder you humans are so rampant in hunting our turtles." He sighed again, "What is the reason for the sin!?" God, you're blind! ”

"Faint! Stick your head out, hurry! I'll give you five seconds to think about it, or your time will come. For the sake of your parents, for the sake of the continuation of your race, I strongly urge you to do what I say. Erdan said, and began to count down, "5,4,......"

What else can turtles do in the face of the ruler of the earth, humans? If it wants to live, it has to do what Erdan says. Natural selection, survival of the fittest, there is only one way in front of the turtle.

The turtle looked up to the sky and sighed again: "**Uncle, Lao Tzu will not be a turtle in his next life, and he will be reincarnated as a human." ”

In Weiwei's view, Erdan is in a state of "distraction", like a wooden man. When Erdan communicated with the turtle, he called him twice, and he heard it, but ignored it.

"Brother Erdan, what are you doing? Stupid not to pull a few. Weiwei asked Erdan again.

Erdan continued to ignore it.

I felt so strange slightly, so I raised my right hand and shook it in front of Erdan's eyes, "Brother Erdan, Brother Erdan." ”

"Alright, okay, stop screaming." Erdan replied to Weiwei, "The turtle will stick its head out soon, get your camera ready." ”

Slightly stunned, "I'm scared to death." Uh, you're kidding, right? How do you know it's sticking its head out? ”

"Your second brother can do anything. Hurry up and get your camera ready. "Two eggs.

That is, as soon as Erdan's voice fell, the turtle's body moved, and the head shrunk in the shell poked out in fear, and his eyes were full of vigilance.

Now, I can't help but believe it slightly, and the worship of Brother Erdan in my heart is really like the surging water of the Yellow River, endless.

Slightly turned on the camera function of the mobile phone, turned it to the camera function, recorded the video of the turtle, and asked Erdan while recording: "Brother Erdan, how did you do it?" ”

"Talented, you don't know it." Second egg, indifferent tone.

The turtle poked its head out of its shell under the threat of the second egg, although a hundred of them were reluctant in their hearts. Its big dripping eyes stared at it slightly, disdainful of it in its eyes, and said, "Pat your sister!" Haven't seen this handsome turtle? ”

Erdan suddenly burst out laughing, amused by the turtle's mental activity. Erdan is a person who has only seen shamelessness, and now he sees a shameless turtle again, and he can't be happy.

"Brother Erdan, what are you laughing at? It can't be a convulsion, right? Slightly annoyed asked.

"Haha, this turtle grandson said it was handsome, don't you think it's funny? I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless. Erdan laughed.

Weiwei not only didn't laugh, but was scared to death, and hurriedly put down the phone, "Brother Erdan, don't scare me, you can't really communicate with turtles, right?" Oh my God, how can this be! My three views are about to be distorted. ”

For Song Weiwei, she didn't know much. There are too many mysteries hidden in this mysterious world.

In order to convince Weiwei that he has the ability to communicate with animals, Erdan gave some orders to the turtle, such as shrinking his head, stretching his head, turning left, turning right, standing upright, taking a break, and so on, and the turtle did it one by one. No way, under the eaves of people, I have to bow my head.

Weiwei was completely convinced of the second egg, admired it so much, and worshiped it so much that he couldn't worship it anymore.

"Brother Erdan, since the turtle is so obedient, let's just take it home and raise it. What do you say? ”

"I'm okay! You can raise it if you want. ”

So, the turtle was out of luck. It also had strong protests, but the protests were ineffective. In other words, it is a lack of understanding of human beings, and it is no longer a matter of a day for human beings to break their promises.

Holding the turtle and the second egg for a while, he walked around the beach for a while, and finally climbed the hill under the construction of the second egg.

The wind on the hill is stronger, and the field of vision is wider, and you can see the yachts docked on the shore and Xiaoxiao, Cai Xiaolin, and Shui Tsai who are barbecuing on the shore. As far as the eye can see, there are several ships floating on the sea, they are so small that they can be ignored.

The geese have left their feathers, and the dead have left their names, these boats are good, thousands of sails have passed everywhere, and there is no trace, but they really pass through here. At this moment, Comrade Li Erdan suddenly came out with this emotion. It can be seen that he is also a lover of personality.

Erdan originally wanted to be under the big trees on the hill and above the weeds, and staged a romantic-style "island earthquake". But just now it was repaired slightly, and now I have put away my bad thoughts.

If you can't "shake" this time, then "shake" next time. As long as you are not discouraged and have perseverance, there is no girl who can't be pushed down.

The second egg sits on the weeds, lying down, with his back and the back of his head resting on the trunk. The little turtle that was slightly teasing the catch, and he was not tired of it, so he did not sit down, but squatted.

Although the little turtle did not shrink its head, it still had a little temper, ignored slightly, lay on the ground motionless, and looked at the sea with both eyes.

If it falls into the hands of humans, it will be considered a plantation!

Where can Weiwei see the melancholy in the eyes of the little turtle, learn to give it an order: "Little turtle, turn left!" Hurry up. ”

The baby turtle remained motionless, deaf to Weiwei's words.

Slightly stretched out his right hand, his white hand lightly patted a few times on the turtle shell, and said crisply: "Little guy, how can you do it, disobedient?" ”

Erdan smiled and said, "It's thinking about going back to the sea." I think it's better for you to leave it out. ”