People screamed and howled and took refuge everywhere, and the town, which had just been peaceful and peaceful, turned into a hell of fire in an instant. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The ground shook because of the pace of the open defecation messenger, and the wall surrounding the town's blockade of the garbage dump was stepped out of a huge gap, and the old man walked out of the open in high spirits, looking at the fire in the town, and said quite smugly: "I'm back again." ”

Piccinola has returned to the venue to meet Xuanxuan, and when it was about to reorganize the memorial service venue, it rained from the sky, and Piccinola stood on the podium trembling: "He's back!" That's right! He's back! ”

"Who's back ... Who's coming back to my... In chapter 24, the old lady said a total of two sentences and had two actions, in chapter 25, the old lady said a total of one sentence and one action, and twenty-six and twenty-seven did not even have a sentence! In the previous chapter, I was stolen from my own flower background! ”

"He's back! He's coming! Piccinola continued to tremble.

"I dare to ignore the old lady! And the video player, do you dare to give me a front-face shot! ”

“。。。 Who, who's back! Ji Xueba appeared in front of the camera with a nervous face, and then patted Xuanxuan on the shoulder: "PS a sentence, at this time, you have to say the corresponding lines to have a front-face shot, PS is over." ”

"That's the man! Let the all-supreme toilet calm the trembling people! He... He is a great rebel and a heinous crime! He... He actually openly defecated in front of the church!! "Piccinola's whole body trembled to the point of epilepsy.

“。。。 What is there in front of the church... What's the matter, you're going crazy. Feed! Don't give me a straight face yet! ”

Ji Xueba also trembled, and successfully grabbed a shot: "It's terrible!" He... He actually openly defecated in front of the church! ”

"That's right! Such a heinous man! How dare you submit the right to go to the toilet and the toilet popularization plan! It's a big rebellion! Piccinola walked down with a seizure and hugged Ji Xueba with an epilepsy.

"Oh my God! Toilet popularization plan for the freedom to go to the toilet! It's horrible! It's appalling!" Ji Xueba hugged and trembled generously with him.

“。。。 I'm not saved next time.。。。 I said, if you don't think about it, the town will burn down... Xuanxuan's face was black, but she was surprised to find that the townspeople below did not show any sense of panic, and actually trembled with Picchinala.

"That's right! This time! We should pray for the Holy Toilet to come down and give us luck and salvation! Piccinola let go of Ji Xueba, stopped the epilepsy, and stretched out his hands to make a praising gesture, Ji Xueba half-knelt in front of him to make a believer's form, and all the townspeople behind him half-knelt in prayer.

"Ah!! O holy toilet! Please save us once again! ”

Everyone: "Ah!! O holy toilet! Please save us once again! ”

"Not religious! Be more religious! Yes!!!!! Holy toilet!! Please save us once again!! ”

Everyone: "Ah!!!! Holy toilet!! Please save us once again!! ”

"A little more religious!! Yes!!!!!!!!! Holy toilet!!!!! Please save us once again!!!!! ”

Everyone: "Ah!!!!!!!! Holy toilet!!!!! Please save us once again!!!!! ”

“。。。 I've got enough of you! All you need now are fire extinguishers and fire trucks! After a little more grinding, the town will burn down! The author is in the trap, right? It's a trick, right? If you go down with such a strong devotion, this chapter is enough to make up tens of thousands of words! Exclamation marks don't cost money or whatever! And the photographer isn't going to give me a straight face! ”

"A little more religious!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!! Holy toilet!!!!!!! Please save us again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Everyone: "Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please save us once again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

All you can hear is the loud sound of the church bells, and a torrent of water rushes out of the church to the sky and splashes through the sky to envelop the town! The fire in the town was extinguished in that instant!

The half-kneeling believers jumped up in the pouring rain and cheered and hugged each other, Xuanxuan's chin hit the ground with a black line, and Picinola raised her hands in a hymn: "Ah! Thank you to the Holy Toilet for giving us the water to flush the toilet!! ”

Xuanxuan immediately took out her parasol and opened it quickly, looking for cover: "What kind of water is this!" What kind of water did you just say? I heard you right!! ”

Lu Xiuxiu drove the open defecation messenger and stepped forward: "I'm dumbfounded!" Oh my God, being able to fly a huge mecha is basically the dream of all dead people! It's almost like a soft girl's wife is banging! What is the mission? Order! That's right, the Order! It's OK to blow up the church, right? He found what looked like a sticky driver's instruction manual and drove it while checking it.

"This trick! ↗ →↑↑→ ↘ Light attack with orange and black keys to press together! A torrent of fate? What a domineering name! Come on the evil order! He shook the joystick and arrow keys of the cab and pressed them skillfully, and the external defecation messenger protruded from his crotch, and the long and thick barrel and the two spherical ammunition bays on the left and right erupted from the muzzle of the gun after he pressed the Torrent of Fate special move, with a strong fish. Translucent yellow steaming liquid water cannon with a smug smell!

The water cannon washed straight into the venue! Destroy the entire memorial service venue! At the same time, the people present will collapse! Xuanxuan hid in the doorway, holding a parasol, and was splashed with a strange liquid!

"This trick! ←↑↓→ ↗↘↖ Heavy Attack with Pink Green Sky Blue Keys Press Together! Flying and destroying the world? Still domineering name! Die to the wicked Order! He pressed the key, and the external open defecation messenger turned around and bent down, spraying a bombshell from his hips! Bombed at the original site of the memorial service! After the bomb landed, it produced a splashing effect, and a large pile of Xiang-colored sticky stuff collapsed! Xuanxuan hid in the doorway, holding a parasol, and was splashed with a strange sticky substance! ”

"This trick! ↙ ↑↑↓↑ ←→ fist with goose yellow, magenta, and red three keys pressed together! Chrysanthemum Burst's Assault? Domineering! Take the Evil Order! He pressed the key again, and the tip of the cannon that fired the torrent of fate changed! The surface became soft and spun like a drill! The cannon stock drilled forward with the whole body!

"Give it all to me... That's enough!!! "A sword light between heaven and earth! The cannon of Lu Xiuxiu's mecha was cut off with a single sword! Falling to the ground stirred up a puddle of toilet flushing water! He hurriedly twisted the fuselage and prepared to attack the opponent who suddenly appeared! I saw another sword light! The whole body exploded violently, and it was dispersed into countless toilets, falling from the sky as if it were raining again! Lu Xiuxiu fell to the ground, still holding the lever of the mecha in his hand, and muttered: "Impossible, impossible, impossible!" I'm the main character! The main character's body doesn't break! Once there is adversity, it will definitely evolve or become stronger! No way, no way! ”

A slimy, clay-like thing suddenly rushed in front of him, and a kitchen knife in his hand was pressed against his neck: "I'm the author of the second Olympics to show off the line!! With such a lofty name, did it turn out to be such a disgusting move! Can it be a little more disgusting, can it be a little more inferior!! Do you remember to give a shot when the old lady is sticky all over!! ”

In front of the church, an old man in tatters squatted there, holding a piece of toilet paper: "Long live the right to freedom of use of the toilet and the popularization of the toilet!" Everyone should have the freedom to go to the toilet and the freedom to own a toilet! ”

"That's him! That big rebel! How did he get out! Catch him! A large group of townspeople got up from the ground, held down the open urinating old man Lu Xiuxiu, and escorted him into the church, Xuanxuan couldn't wait to rush back to the hotel to wash the mess.

"Alas, low-grade fun." Ji Xueba sighed and shook his head, regardless of the mess he was also a mess, he took out the sea of questions from his pocket, but found that the sea of questions had been wet, and the pages were all glued together, and his face instantly turned fifty years old: "Whatthe Fak!! ”

Crucian carp retrieved the black and white sticker of Sun crucian carp used in the memorial service from the destroyed venue, and sighed: "I'm pure soy sauce, okay... ”

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